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Damn do you need some sunburn for that quality ROAST?
59656 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
The sweetest message
59655 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
Dante's owner writes: Dante loves sitting out on the porch. One morning, we brought his bed out with us so he'd be more comfortable. Ever since then, he does it on his own. Every. Single. Time.
59651 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
Apparently, we need money more than a heart.
59647 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
Today I learned Willie Nelson has played the same guitar,“Trigger” for 50 years. It has been signed by friends, family, lawyers, and Johnny Cash. It was his last remaining possession twice. Willie has played it at over 10,000 shows and he gets it repaired every year at the same shop in Austin,TX
59646 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
It's Buzz Aldrin's 89th birthday today. Let's not forget the time he punched a moon landing denier in the face.
59645 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
This would be wonderful in a storm
59645 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
Good girl is still as good years later
59637 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
TIL that in January 2014, seven-year-old Charlotte Benjamin sent a handwritten letter to Lego complaining there were "more Lego boy people and barely any Lego girls". In June 2014, Lego announced a new "Research Institute" collection featuring female scientists which sold out within a week.
59636 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
I baked a Bowser cherry pie so the Mushroom Kingdom could have its revenge
59634 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
These gummybears came stuck together in the bag.
59630 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
I felt this on a personal level and wanted to share
59630 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
What is one fact you know that will make other people respond with “and why the f**k do you know that?”
59630 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
TIL that Porgs were included in Star Wars because they had no way of getting rid of all the puffins when they were filming in Ireland
59627 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
LPT: Peel off the painter's tape when you are done painting and the paint is still wet. If you wait for it to dry, the clean lines will be ruined.
59620 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
Stay strong this November
59620 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
A greedy boss makes the worst sign
59619 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
TIL that the average delay of a Japanese bullet train is just 54 seconds, despite factors such as natural disasters. If the train is more than five minutes late, passengers are issued with a certificate that they can show their boss to show that they are late.
59616 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
Gamer problems
59614 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
MIT researchers warn killer heat waves soaring above temps humans can survive will be regular occurrences within our lifetimes in areas affecting over 500 million people. Areas of China, South Asia and the Persian Gulf will become uninhabitable by 2070 if climate change remains unchecked.
59614 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
My dad and uncle looking like 80’s drug dealers
59613 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
JAIME LANNISTER IS THE NASTIEST SKANK BITCH I’VE EVER MET. DO NOT TRUST HIM. HE IS A FUGLY SLUT.
59611 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Teens prefer harm reduction messaging on substance use, instead of the typical “don’t do drugs” talk, suggests a new study, which found that teens generally tuned out abstinence-only or zero-tolerance messaging because it did not reflect the realities of their life.
59609 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
What would happen if Facebook shut down and all its 1.2 billion users moved to Reddit?
59607 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
Just adopted this kitty. His name is Butter!
59604 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
Abortion and gay marriage have officially been legalised in Northern Ireland
59599 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
We Need To Stop Shaming Men When They Defend Themselves. This Is Not Right.
59597 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
Wholesome DnD
59593 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
My character poster for Terminator: Dark Fate
59590 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
Thank you to whoever made this
59590 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
To those who hate spending Christmas with their family. Be happy you have them because you'll wake up one day and there will be nobody around you. Happy Christmas everyone.
59584 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
A 19th century gothic victorian home.
59583 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
Lemur has an adorable way of letting kids know it wants more pets
59578 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
The President of the United States Just Called the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution ‘Phony’
59574 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
it’s what they deserve.
59573 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
Or maybe you should pay your employees more for them not to rely on tips
59569 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
So cute
59560 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
TIL that in 2008 and at the age of 45, Flea, bass player of the multiplatinum rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers, enrolled as a freshman at University of Southern California's music program to learn the academic side of music.
59557 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
In honor of Alex Trebek, here’s one of his most savage moments
59556 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
Wikipedia Is Now Banned in China in All Languages
59553 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
To choke people, usually Darth Vader brings together his thumb and forefinger, slowly closing their windpipe. In Rogue One, he picks up a rebel and then clenches his fist. He straight up crushes his throat.
59548 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
We all have one thing in common
59544 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
Our newest rescue. She’s afraid of men so my husband put a blanket down for her to choose when to approach. She laid by him and used his head for a pillow
59542 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
Austin Jones. This POS youtuber who asked SIX underage girls for explicit videos is sentenced to 10 years in prison for child pornography.
59539 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
Jimmy the boi
59536 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
Terrifying whirlpools in the Las Vegas desert
59528 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
A large section of my skull has been temporarily removed.
59527 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
Low budget cosplay dude strikes again.
59526 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
In a just world you’d be just a bartender!
59518 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Publishing a "Top 500 Tax Payers" list instead of a "Top 500 Richest People" list, would breed a healthier competition
59514 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
Undercover footage that appears to show extremely sick cows being smuggled into a Polish slaughterhouse and sold on with little or no veterinary inspection has raised alarm about standards in one of the EU’s largest meat exporters.
59514 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
The best Christmas present
59512 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
I was asked to share my handling here. Hope you guys enjoy :) (Instagram molloy894)
59509 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
Don’t kill the homies in Minecraft
59505 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
TIL that despite it being common practice for casinos to ban card counters, a 1979 New Jersey Supreme Court decision banned all Atlantic City casinos from doing so, making them the only state in America where a casino is forbidden from throwing out skilled blackjack players.
59502 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
Has anyone done this yet?
59494 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
Meet Sharon, pretty much the opposite of her sister Karen
59489 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
This light projection on paper cutout art making animated figure.
59486 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
Prince Andrew with a 15 year old Escort.
59485 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
Check mate
59483 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
'Everything Is Not Fine': Nobel Economist Calls on Humanity to End Obsession With GDP. "If we measure the wrong thing," warns Joseph Stiglitz, "we will do the wrong thing."
59481 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019
Tokyo Drift
59481 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
First image of Tom Holland as Nico Walker from the Russo Brothers’ upcoming thriller film ‘Cherry’ - An Army medic who has returned from Iraq dealing with an opioid addiction and posttraumatic stress disorder begins robbing banks.
59479 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
Guess I’ll just creep around now...
59476 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
Look at this ridiculously clear lake
59467 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
TIL in 1835, President Andrew Jackson successfully paid off the debt of the United States. The only time in history this has ever been accomplished.
59457 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
A huge heart in such little eyes
59456 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
Groudon in a pokeball
59456 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
Rubbed the wrong way
59455 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
Just gonna sneak on into your lap here
59450 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019
How embarassing...
59449 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
I love this kid. Definitely has my vote.
59448 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
This is the kind of stuff that makes me smile
59447 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
First big breath of fresh air.
59446 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
TIFU by giving my son permission to beat his bully’s ass.
59445 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019
Pretty sweet
59444 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
Whatever can’t be built
59440 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
My dad recently died. We cremated him and I asked if I could keep the hardware in his body from his surgeries. This was not what I was expecting…
59436 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
To prevent boredom this elephant is allowed to visit other exhibits
59429 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
Fishing buddy
59427 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
150 years of anger
59417 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
Lori Loughlin Is Free After Posting $1 Million Bond, While Her Daughter Spent Last Night On A USC Official’s Yacht
59413 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
WCGW when I pass this truck while being chased by the police?
59412 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
Couldve left them to minding their own business
59403 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
This is Herbert... he saw the chance to jump on the recliner and took it
59396 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
True love
59396 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
If 9/11 happened two months earlier, what do you think the store 7/11 would have done afterwards?
59395 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2019
Of course 9/11 is the best thing about New York.
59387 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe nominated US President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize last autumn after being requested to do so by Washington
59387 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
My mom would have ended my life, resurrected me, and killed me again
59386 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
TIL The Church of Scientology carried out or planned several covert coordinated attacks against an investigative reporter, which included framing her for a bombing, having her committed to a mental institution, and shooting her.
59380 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Maybe we all should start doing coke again
59380 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
He didn't choose the filter life, the filter life chose him
59374 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
I was so proud of my wife for getting excited for a video game until I saw her handle a controller.
59364 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
TIL during WWI, the British Army had “Pals battalions”; letting men from the same community to serve in the war together. This practice was ended after the Somme offensive, as entire battalions were wiped out, meaning their communities back home were devastated.
59362 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
Brexit in one picture.
59355 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
How my parents Great Dane puppy lays on the ottoman he outgrew
59355 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
Lebron has his own rules
59350 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
The guy in the white shorts humored the guy who lost his racquet
59347 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
The logo on my umbrella only shows up when wet.
59346 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019