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She has eyebrows
22590 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
smelling your own fart puts that fart back inside of you
22590 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
LPT: It's easier to practice self-discipline once a week at the grocery store than 7 days a week at the pantry.
22590 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
Blessed Florida Man
22589 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
Egyptian singer has been banned from performing in her home country after suggesting that it does not respect free speech
22589 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
A hand-carved quartz dagger
22588 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
TIL iodine was added to salt in 1924 to combat goiters, but the iodization also resulted in notable increases in intelligence
22588 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
meirl
22588 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
Guy wins against claw machine like none other
22588 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
Ellen, bringer of the apocalypse
22585 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
When analog clocks become obsolete, younger generations will have no sense of clockwise/counter-clockwise rotation.
22585 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
The trade war has already cost electronics companies $10 billion and it gets worse on Sept. 1
22585 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Ecuador tribe wins legal battle over the Amazon
22584 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
MRW I saw Thor in Endgame.
22583 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
"My territory!" "No, it's mine now!"
22582 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
Japan being Japan
22581 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
I don’t know how our teachers didn’t notice this in the yearbook. They don’t even go to our school
22581 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
What current, socially acceptable practice will future generations see as backwards or immoral?
22581 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
TIFUpdate by finding out I've been accidentally dating and fucking my half-sister, after taking a 23andme DNA test [UPDATE]
22580 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
Adult knit onesie
22579 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
"Tell me I did the right thing by refusing a potentially life-saving vaccine!" No, woman, you didn't do the right thing. You are putting your child in danger!
22579 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
Outstanding logic.
22579 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
We are desperate
22577 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
AITA for posting a tribute of my late-girlfriend onto FB who died during the 9/11 attacks?
22577 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
I thought it was going to be all negative in the comments,but was pleasantly surprised :) Made me smile.
22576 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
Worth the risk
22576 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
Let us bite peoples ankle for like, 5 damage while we’re down if they get too close
22575 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
Ireland: New laws to ban sale of new petrol and diesel cars by 2030
22575 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
One, Two, Three!
22574 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
Doc spotted at the NBA Finals Game 2 in Toronto
22574 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
grow up
22573 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
Cursed pearl
22573 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
Petition to make Ryan Creamer r/PornhubComments's logo
22572 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
This girl in my class (4'10) bumped into me (6'5) and get her chin hit my ballsack and now it hurts
22572 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
[Image] Friend sent me this to deal with my low, so I drew it on my white board
22570 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
Rich tourist tried to bargain tea, tea seller gets mad and angry and chases the tourist
22570 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
Fun with magnets!
22569 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
What really needs to go away but still exists only because of "tradition"?
22569 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Bernie Bros Are Out Here Murdering The Murderers.
22568 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
Hello! I am a Hufflepuff librarian who enjoys playing Dungeons and Dragons with my friends and fiance. I have lived with Juvenile Myoclonic Epilepsy ever since I was ten and it has given me a sense of humour. I hope to be the next Mr. Rogers someday, so roast me and I'll toast you!
22568 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
Not yet Halloween season but welp, its always the time for wholesomeness
22568 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
Boy has ‘impure thoughts’, blames cheerleaders’ skirts, school punishes cheerleaders. Another of the squad told People: “It’s giving this boy power that when he grows up and does something to a girl, he can blame it on her skirt being too short.
22567 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
Roommate Dog
22567 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
[Image] Motivating 4chan. It's never too late!
22567 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
Kevin Hart uploaded this pic on his Instagram
22566 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
I made a Game of Thrones tribute pie: lemon curd, peach and raspberry filling in a lemon almond cookie crust.
22565 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
The trades are needing people. Welding, Electricians etc. Less school, more money, a lot less student debt.
22565 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
My wife's band circa 1994
22564 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
Korean conflict (2019)
22564 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
Asks guy out, orders lobster and expensive wine, expects him to pay for it.
22564 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
All eight safest countries in the World are European
22563 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
I took a time lapse of my Basil plant today after watering. This is over ten minutes, I love watching it get happy again
22563 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
Sculpting a Chocolate Bonsai Tree
22561 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019
Every Time
22560 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
Time for double meat on my burrito
22560 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
Puppers mode update secured. Moose approves.
22558 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
Overthinking 101 (part 2)
22558 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2019
Middle age woman crashes into the back of some, attempts to flee the scene, and refuses to comply with police orders.
22557 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
A Colorized Dollar Bill
22557 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
This "nice guy" claimed he'd never PMed a girl this way before & that he meant no offence but his attitude changed dramatically after I forwarded a screenshot to his wife...
22555 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
He tried to skip molly all in her champagne, but ol dada saw it!
22553 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
TIFU by adding my colleagues breast milk to my coffee.
22552 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
Dane Cook Sent His Brother To Prison For Stealing All Dane's Money
22552 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
Germans think Trump is more dangerous than Kim Jong Un and Putin
22552 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
Is you mom ded lol
22551 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019
TIL that when the Panchen Lama (2nd in command to the Dalai Lama) died in 1989, the Tibetan Buddhists chose a six year old boy to replace him in accordance with tradition. The Chinese government was unhappy with the pick and abducted him. He hasn’t been heard from since.
22551 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
If both men and women could get pregnant after coitus with a 50:50 chance either one would have to carry the baby for the term of the pregnancy, how would the world change ?
22551 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
TIFU by making my GF watch walruses die.
22550 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
Smoother than a freshly shaved ballsack
22549 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
The best response to an unsolicited dick pic
22549 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
Still in shock ngl
22549 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
Shared on FB by a high school dropout
22548 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
A 360° photo printed on a sphere.
22548 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
Contradicting Trump, Otto Warmbier's parents blame North Korean leader Kim Jong Un for the death of their son
22547 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
Florida Republicans Try To Disenfranchise 1.4 Million Voters Before 2020 Election
22546 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
The "Am I The Asshole" sub has developed a set of priniciples that is so skewed from the real world that the sub has basically become pointless.
22546 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
Our bestie Donte is back with more well wishes
22544 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
At age 31, you have spent a month having birthdays.
22544 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
If your religion makes it difficult to leave, you're in a cult.
22544 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
A somewhat wholesome insult, but an insult nonetheless
22543 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
Never been so awestruck by nature before. Firefall in Yosemite, CA [3645x5468][OC]
22542 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
In honor of the battle about to happen at Area 51, a picture was drawn to document the historical event.
22541 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
[Image] How Bad Do You Want It.
22539 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Responds To Donald Trump's Criticism Of Green New Deal: 'Ah Yes, A Man Who Can’t Even Read Briefings Written In Full Sentences'
22539 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
Dora the destroyer
22539 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
on “bring your pet to work day” your pet will probably conclude that you leave them every day to go play with a lot of other pets.
22539 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
TIL, Wisconsin uses briny water from cheese production to de-ice their roads in winter.
22539 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
My friend just lost a bro
22538 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
Hasta la vista....baby?
22536 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
Snow dive
22535 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
(Spoilers Main) We just witnessed GRRM's ending, his scouring of the shire.
22535 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
TIL That Florida has the 'Sunshine Law' it gives freedom of information including arrests, and this is why we hear about so many crazy people from Florida.
22535 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Why is my son like this?
22534 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
People on AmItheAsshole need to get a fucking grip.
22533 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
The Lighthouse (2019) Directed by Robert Eggers, starring Robert Pattinson & Willem Dafoe
22531 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
Walking art gallery
22531 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
I don't know what to believe
22530 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
Nah, it’s cool I can carry both.
22530 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
Who else is insanely excited about the launch of the James Webb telescope?
22529 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
My babies are spiky but they're mine and I love them.
22529 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019