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I feel bad for laughing now
28798 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
you don’t need to stay up late for these profits, invest and reap all day!
28796 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
My mom found a lemon from our tree that's shaped like a carrot
28795 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
The sun’s light perfectly aligned with the Blue Line’s safety line.
28795 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
During the 1992 LA riots, the Korean community took up arms against rioters leading to the phenomenon of ‘roof Koreans’. Giving us stills that look like they could have been taken from a 80s action movie.
28795 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019
Chernobyl Helicopter Crash
28793 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
Among the questions for Mueller: Why wasn't Donald Trump Jr. interviewed?
28793 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
When your mom throws you a birthday party but its really for her..
28791 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
so strong
28791 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
Making fun of your engagement ring on social media
28791 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
Tik Tok bans pro lgbtq+ content
28790 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
Old but gold
28788 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
It's not a fucking job title
28788 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
Why women want court side seats to NBA games
28787 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
The point of view really matters for this Square / Circle
28787 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
This is a table I made. It’s carved acrylic and dichroic paint. Hope you like it!
28785 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
r/BlackPeopleTwitter starter pack
28783 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Sleepy kitten doing a face hug
28780 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
Checking out attractive alternatives does not necessarily mean you’re going to cheat, suggests a new study involving 177 undergrad students and 101 newlywed couples.
28779 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
The Six-Days Winter Greco-Italian War colorized
28778 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
Do not trade like Yahoo
28778 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
Mood
28777 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
[Serious] My perspective on why girls can feel uncomfortable here
28776 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
There’s quite a difference here for someone who judges others so harshly...
28775 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
This Lion has seen some serious s***
28774 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
When Elon Musk realised China's richest man is an idiot ( Jack Ma )
28773 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Brett Kavanaugh 'likely' to be investigated for perjury, House judiciary member says
28773 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
TIL that Yao Ming's conservation campaigns have led to a 50 to 70% reduction in the consumption of shark fin soup in China
28772 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
TIFU by leaving my vibrator on the ledge of the bathtub.
28772 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
Tønsberg in the MCU. I love the continuity/easter egg of this location!
28771 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
In Chile, someone bravely climbed a pole to disable a surveillance camera and then was joyously caught by the crowd below.
28770 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
These toppling dominoes
28770 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
🔥 Scary baby Ocelot stare
28769 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
The Swedish king during a handball match.
28769 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
Y'all motherfuckers need to stop passing my 65ft long 80,000 pound truck then slowing down in front of me
28767 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
We just witnessed a man break his nigga virginity.
28766 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
Danny Devito's non-union Mexican equivalent.
28765 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
Oklahoma Republicans Hated When Obama Detained Migrants at an Army Base. They’re Fine with Trump Doing It.
28765 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019
I need more news like this
28764 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
If you flip your phone, it's a completely new story
28762 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
Ken Watanabe’s ‘Fukushima 50’ preparing worldwide release - Film about the true story of workers at the Fukushima power plant who worked for 5 days to prevent a nuclear disaster that could've caused the evacuation of Tokyo and other country-crippling damage, following the 2011 earthquake & tsunami.
28762 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
This is Lake Baikal in Russia, it’s the deepest fresh water lake on earth with maximum depth of over 5000 feet
28762 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
Blue lava erupting from the Kawah Ijen volcano in Indonesia. The mountain contains large amounts of pure sulfur, which emit icy violet colors as it burns. | by Olivier Grunewald [2048 × 1362]
28759 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
This cat is lazy on a level that speaks for all of us.
28758 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
[SERIOUS] Late night hikers what is the creepiest thing you have seen while hiking?
28758 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
It just doesn’t add up
28758 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
Is fish allowed on here? He gave me the most awesome smile.
28758 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
I beg to differ
28757 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
Adding knocking sounds to porn videos would scare the shit out of thousands of people
28757 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
When your Ford Ranger just can't wait any longer for its turn...?
28757 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Olive Wagyu in Japan - The rarest Steak in the World
28757 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
An Impala evades 2 lions and gets RKOed out of nowhere
28756 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
No one wanted her because of her overbite. Welcome Noodle!
28756 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
Be like Wanda
28755 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
Wait for it...
28755 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
LPT: If a child knocks on your door this Halloween with a blue pumpkin pale, they may be autistic. Don’t make them say trick-or-treat to get candy...they just want to be part of the fun but may not be able to participate like the other children.
28751 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Bought defective Razer Blade - they banned me from the subreddit for respectfully posting about it - BUYER BEWARE RAZER
28750 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
If Spiderman was real and lived today, he wouldn’t have money related issues due to his low-paying job because we would find a way to set up a Patreon for him.
28750 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
For years I’ve been seeing people post about not sharing shooters names, I decided to create software that will automatically hide the name/face of the shooter and prevent them from becoming famous, I'm Izzy with DeFamer AMA
28747 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
Final numbers: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ sets the record for biggest domestic opening of all time at $357.1M and the biggest worldwide opening at $1.22B
28747 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
Can you honestly believe this is a design from 15 years ago? still looks modern compared to the N-Gage and DS from that time.
28747 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
blursed promotion
28744 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
When you've heard a story a hundred times, but you love the person telling it
28743 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
Praise Jesus
28743 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
Man is brought to tears after finding his lost dog in a fox hole
28742 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
LEGO shipping boxes are purposely plain to hide gifts
28741 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
In Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015), some poor, innocent soul walks into the shot and promptly excuses himself after seeing some dudes fursona explaining to kids why bullying is bad (clip taken from YourMoviesSuckDOTorg’s YouTube review)
28741 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
ULPT: If a relative keeps asking you about having kids, lie that the wife is pregnant. A few months later, tell them there was a miscarriage so they'll feel uncomfortable bringing up the subject again.
28740 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
Caught on my security camera. I have the best dogs.
28740 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
Oh no where is it
28739 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
Florida man accidentally shoots, kills son-in-law who was trying to surprise him for his birthday: Sheriff
28737 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
LPT: Medical billing departments will often accept a fraction of what you "owe"
28737 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
I feel like Bethesda always looks at the bugs and are like, “I’ll fix it later.....”
28737 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
Suicide Squad Sequel Is A "Total Reboot," Not Called Suicide Squad 2
28735 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
This old guy
28735 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
The Botanist. Me, Ink and Digital, 2019.
28734 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
After popcorn was discovered, there must have been a lot of random seeds that were roasted to see if it would have the same effect
28732 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
Risks for autism and depression are higher if one's mother was in hospital with an infection during pregnancy. This is shown by a major Swedish observational study of nearly 1.8 million children. The increase in risk was 79 percent for autism and 24 percent for depression.
28732 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
The USA is a mess
28731 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
'Midsommar', 'The Lighthouse', 'Us': This is the Year for More Horror at the Oscars
28730 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
The pirates would have wanted it to turn out like this
28730 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
What are you STILL mad about?
28728 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
(Update) I (19M) accidentally came while my friend (19F) was sitting in my lap.
28727 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
21 year old Rajacenna van Dam is an ambidextrous hyper realistic artists from the Netherlands
28726 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Rare Puppers Lady and the Tramp irl
28726 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
If Trump was present during various Historical events, how would he tweet about them?
28724 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
Facebook Obituary for Heroin OD Starterpack
28724 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
My first impression of the jump pad.
28721 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
The psycho sister of one of my friends wanted me to make sweets for her baby shower. It’s been 3 weeks since the event, and I still haven’t been paid in full (she paid a 10% deposit). The following ensued with this nasty piece of work:
28721 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
Very patient pupper letting his face be used as a toy for a playful cat
28720 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019
TIL in 346BC, Alexander the Great, at the age of 10, after taming a large anxious horse he was allowed to buy it. He named the horse "Bucephalas", and he rode the horse until the Battle or Hydapes in 326BC when it died at the age of 30. Alexander later named a city after his steed.
28719 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
A squirrel has been stuffing this sign post full of acorns for the winter
28716 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
CONGRATULATIONS Dutch women’s football team for making it to the world cup finals!
28715 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
me_irl
28715 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
Plan S, the radical proposal to mandate open access to science papers, scheduled to take effect on 1 January 2020, has drawn support from many scientists, who welcome a shake-up of a publishing system that can generate large profits while keeping taxpayer-funded research results behind paywalls.
28713 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
Science in motion
28712 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
Roar
28708 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
This bizarre wasp landed on me.
28708 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
Y'all… New Orleans is next level petty and I kinda love it. ⚜️🤷
28708 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
to pick the cat up
28708 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019