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Worth a shot tbh.
57686 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
Michael Cohen paid IT firm to tweet that he was sexy
57682 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
I can't buy single use plastic bags at the supermarket anymore, but companies get away with shit like this.
57681 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
3 hours
57680 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
Unexpected wholesomeness found at r/AskReddit
57675 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
Cop giving a parking ticket to a vehicle that had just gotten all 4 tires stolen (credit: @NYScanner Twitter)
57671 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
If You Cannot Trust Saudis With Bone Saw, Says US Lawmaker, 'You Should Not Trust Them With Nuclear Weapons': Trump administration's secret authorizations of nuclear technology sales to Saudi Arabia spark alarm in Congress
57670 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
Castle Ruins on an island in Ireland.
57670 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
Hey Reddit, When did your “Somethings not right here” gut Feeling ever save you?
57668 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
The Washington Monument Saturn V as it “launched” this evening
57667 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
Sophie Turner: LEGEND
57667 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
To all of those actually named Chad, Stacy, or Karen, how does it make you feel knowing that your names are used as insults?
57657 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
What is something that makes you say "Man, I f***ing hate people"?
57656 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
Stunning Supercut Video Exposes The Fox News Double Standard On Trump And Obama — Clips show Fox News personalities slamming Obama for the same things Trump does now.
57653 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
"I wonder how the birth of my child is going?"
57653 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
No Game Scheduled
57643 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
Report: Bill Gates promises to add his own billions if Congress helps with his nuclear power push
57643 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
My 7 yr old boy Snake was getting lonely when I'm away at work so I brought him home a kitten. I was so nervous to introduce them, but I don't know why... This is day 3.
57642 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
Former Target turned into a Walmart, they painted the Target orbs yellow instead of removing them
57642 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
True.
57641 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
Dear comic makers, Less is More
57639 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
Pretending to be a Google door to door salesperson to get inside people's home.
57634 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
TIL that Mister Rogers once used an egg timer and simply let it run for sixty seconds on a television broadcast—in order to demonstrate how long a minute is. Unlike most TV made for kids, "Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood" was deliberately slow and contemplative.
57633 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
My daughter is asking a boy to a Sadie Hawkins and I though you guys would appreciate this.
57628 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
Tinder over 3 years (18-21 Male) [OC]
57626 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
Animation I made with a bunch of carved pumpkins
57618 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
Where have you been... I missed you so much!
57613 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
As soon as you start having kids, you have to go back to asking your parents if you can go out
57605 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
Pride month coming up what’s the move
57598 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
The absolute worst way to leave a shitty tip for anyone.
57591 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
TIL The Wonka Candy Company was quietly discontinued in September 2015 for unknown reasons. Their logo simply stopped appearing on their candies such as Runts, Nerds, and Gobstoppers.
57591 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019
You have been visited by Peaceful Pupper. 1000 years good luck.
57588 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
My friend got her sister the greatest birthday present I’ve ever seen.
57586 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
The Simpsons intro.
57582 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
A group of teenager skiers saved a kid on my local mountain today
57579 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
You wanna talk about micro transactions?
57578 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
TIL that Leonardo da Vinci never had a last name because he was born out of wedlock, thus leading to his “last name” being da Vinci (of Vinci) because the town he was born in was called Vinci.
57575 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
This 3D-printed "digital" sundial accurately projects the time onto the ground in a recognisable digital clock style!
57573 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
Good girl goes from confused to ecstatic upon discovering what a dog wheelchair can do for her.
57572 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
Students chanted good morning Hong Kong after defending the school overnight.
57572 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Point blank period
57571 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Dude tries to fool a teenager into thinking that he scratched his car, teen wasn’t having it
57564 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019
PsBattle: Billionaire threatens to sue Youtuber for photoshopping him.
57562 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Please make it be a VR Chat character
57561 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
Sarah is a special needs pup but she's getting better every day!
57559 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
When I'm drowning in debt and get told to pull myself up by the bootstraps
57558 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
Fuck plastic
57556 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
This years costume winner
57556 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
She will be a great mom
57555 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
This rusty lock gate looking like a painting.
57555 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
A friend went by the state lottery office with a winning scratch off ticket and told them he’d like one of those bigass ceremonial checks as payment.
57555 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
giant truck ✔, highbeams on ✔, on our asses even though we are already going 78 and there are open lanes to the left and right to pass us ✔✔✔ Good morning, and happy July 4th.
57554 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
My grandparents back in 1957 when inter-racial marriage was illegal
57550 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
It’s the year 2050 and the term “ok millennial” is trending. What are the reasons the young generation is using it?
57545 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
These bunches of grapes are growing into a...bunch of grapes
57540 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting
57540 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
Not mine but holy stupidity
57537 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
Untitled Goose Comic
57536 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
I think the term 'Medicare for All' turns off certain people and need to be educated more
57527 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
This car I saw at work painted like an arizona green tea can
57526 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
Oh Adam and your science!
57520 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019
Hong Kong police caught on camera torturing arrested man in hospital
57516 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
I'm a single dad of two daughters. My oldest daughter wanted a gross out themed birthday, so I made my first ever cake. She loved it!
57516 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
He’s been through a lot and he is the sweetest kitty ever.
57503 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
My neighbours
57501 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
It’s not easy being a mother to 9 puppies
57492 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
Golden Retriever playing fetch on the ice before the game
57487 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
[IMAGE] Never Give Up
57486 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
What is the most effective psychological “trick” you use?
57481 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
Dad adopts four kids, gives them childhood he never had.
57480 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
Oh Nintendo...
57478 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
Relationship Goals
57478 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
Before you can hunt the squirrel, one must first become the squirrel.
57471 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
yelling
57468 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
DeVos held in contempt for violating judge's order on student loans
57465 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
One dog, 4 seasons, credit: Kopernikk
57465 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
From CNN: Mueller's office disputes BuzzFeed report that Trump directed Michael Cohen to lie to Congress
57464 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
Teachers of reddit, what is the smartest/most creative way of cheating that you've seen?
57459 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
Technology has evolved!
57451 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
Whoever invented "ladies first" just wanted an excuse to look at their bums.
57447 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
Thick Bear with soulless murder eyes.
57443 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
"Who do you call when the police murders?"
57442 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Somewhere a guy is sleeping over at a new girlfriends house. He has fallen asleep and has unknowingly decided his side of the bed for the rest of the relationship and potentially marriage!
57433 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
I rolled over my trucks odometer yesterday
57432 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
McConnnell blocks resolution to release full Mueller report
57429 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
The "boomer artstyle" starter pack
57428 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
Trump calls Trudeau 'two-faced', cancels press conference and leaves Nato summit early after video of world leaders making fun of him
57422 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
This moth my neighbor's dog found
57418 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
I was told to never let this die...
57413 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
Shots fired
57411 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
Gets u from point A to point B all that matters!
57408 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
I saw a lump in my sheets...
57406 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
I found (and photographed!) a super rare melanistic serval!
57405 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
Professor Oak
57400 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
Ok Boomer
57400 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
TIFU by taking a picture of my wife's ass
57397 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
Nude Photos of Underage Girls Seized From Jeffrey Epstein Mansion
57396 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
So much respect to Keanu Reeves for staying strong
57396 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
The helmet though
57396 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
TIL a cow in Poland escaped on its way to the slaughterhouse, broke through a metal fence, swam to a nearby island, and was allowed to live there after its owner gave up trying to recapture it.
57390 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019