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“Please do not use trays...”
40530 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off
40530 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
Vegan options at the family barbecue starter pack
40529 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
Older adults who frequently do puzzles like crosswords or Sudoku had the short-term memory capacity of someone eight years their junior and the grammatical reasoning of someone ten years younger in a new study. (n = 19,708)
40528 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
TIL Spiders don't have muscles in their legs. They extend them using a system of hydraulics powered by their blood pressure. When they die, spiders' legs curl up because the blood pressure is gone.
40527 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
First photo of my mom and dad together since they divorced when I was 9 months old. I've always wanted a family portrait.
40527 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
Trump finally signs the Act for Hong Kong!
40525 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
Bro
40524 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
My dad's latest painting. Congrats, Tiger.
40522 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
Not again..
40522 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
Australian youtube Friendlyjordies is being sued by mining tycoon Clive Palmer (fatty mcfuckhead). This is his response.
40521 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
;(
40520 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
Do you need a virtual hug? What's wrong?
40520 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019
Nickleback copyright striker Donny’s meme using their song
40520 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
Huskey throws a tantrum because he has to leave the dog park
40519 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
My girlfriend and I finally decided to create a Christmas card
40519 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
Kavanaugh accused of more unwanted sexual contact by former classmate: report
40518 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
Measles vaccinations jump 106% as B.C. counters anti-vaxxer fear-mongering
40518 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
oops.
40518 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
if You rage on a plane
40512 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
Shutting down a misogynist
40510 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
Apparently Twitter is testing out selective censorship of replies. Soon, everyone can have squeaky clean comment threads with no criticism or opposing viewpoints!
40510 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
Man rehabilitates a stork
40510 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
My fav meme and Characters
40509 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
Germany refuses to bow to UK pressure to resume arms sales to Saudi Arabia
40506 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
Americans of all ages see Trump as bigger threat to world peace than Putin or Kim
40504 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
SmellyOctopus gets a copyright claim from 'CD Baby' on a private test stream for his own voice
40503 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
Boycott Barnes and noble along with target
40503 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
The man is peeing
40501 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
Lpt: don't buy TV's or computers on black friday. Most TV doorbusters are made special and lack some features as the "real TV" including fewer HDMI ports and refresh rates. Computers are also usually spec'ed down and will be obsolete within a year. Best time for computers is back to school sales.
40501 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
TIL sea urchins are called "sea urchins" because hedgehogs were called called "urchins" until about the 15th century. Therefore, sea urchins are ocean hedgehogs.
40500 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
The best possible outcome of layoffs
40499 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
No shower for 23 days: U.S. citizen says conditions were so bad that he almost self-deported | Immigration
40498 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
MRW Budweiser spends millions of dollars bragging about how they don’t use corn
40498 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
By EA’s logic
40496 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
The way they paint the house
40496 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
This patch I ordered off amazon...
40494 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
Pokemon logic
40494 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
Choosing Beggar Couple attempts to steal my seats at the theatre
40487 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
Douche Piers Morgan tries to humiliate his guest and it backfires hilariously
40486 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
when you are in the profession and you can't stand to watch
40485 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
WCGW wearing a chain on a ride
40485 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
The moment of realization
40484 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
A video about PETA
40484 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
I love the little reminders that Michael really loves his employees
40483 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
US immigration detention centres caught serving spoiled food as investigation reveals nooses in cells
40483 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019
Forest doggo..
40483 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
🔥 Curious sea lion giving a snorkeler a kiss 🔥
40480 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
What's the story behind your reddit username?
40479 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019
Not the usual Chatroulette.
40478 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
Housing should be a right
40477 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
rpg's be like
40477 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
HMC while I fetch dinner
40474 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
I can't unsee it now.
40473 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
2 guys 1 ticket
40471 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
That's one way to make an argument...
40469 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
Information desk at John F. Kennedy Airport, 1956
40465 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
Obama criticises Trump rhetoric and compares 'racist ideologies' behind mass shootings to 'followers of Isis' in powerful open letter
40463 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
A young Jason Statham competing in Britain's Commonwealth Games as a diver (1990).
40462 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
Reps Lieu and Beyer call for criminal investigation into Jared Kushner's security clearance
40460 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
Nice
40459 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
Apparently those Rocket League skills weren't all for nothing
40458 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
Kids screaming on a flight, check ✅
40458 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019
My Mysterio is almost done!
40457 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
me_irl
40457 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
Patience is a virtue
40457 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
China unveils 500 megapixel camera that can identify every face in a crowd of tens of thousands
40456 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
Me irl
40455 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
Skilled excavator driver attempting the lighter trick
40453 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
Since there isn't a subreddit for insane grocery store ads, I hope this will be allowed here
40452 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
Bernie Sanders applauds the gaming industry’s push for unionization
40449 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
To be filed under 'Didn't Age Well'
40449 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
Bet he's Gordon's son
40448 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
Whale I drive a goldfish
40448 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
My dad in 1982 at age 18 vs my brother in 2019 age 18, playing the same bass 37 years apart
40447 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Turns out a lightning strike is capable of fully stripping a tree of its bark
40446 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
Prosecutors: Mueller Witness Whose Testimony Doomed Manafort Was Offered Money Not to Cooperate
40445 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
‘The Witcher’ praised in first reactions: “Makes ‘Game of Thrones’ look like two drunks fighting”
40445 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
Unnatural
40444 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
What an absolute asshat.
40444 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
The Mummy (1999) - An Adventure Masterpiece
40444 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
Dave Bautista calls Trump a 'disgrace to everything this country is' after his 'infested' Baltimore district remarks
40441 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
You are given 24 hours to make people say your first name. Every time that someone new says your name, your bank account goes up by $100. Where do you go and what do you do to make the most money?
40439 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
The mental hospital i spent so much time in as a suicidal teenager is getting torn down, and i feel like im finally closing the darkest chapter of my life as a now mentally stable adult.
40439 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
I hope me washing syrup off my hands isn’t a problem for you
40437 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
I’m so ready
40437 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
Wheelchair that can go up stairs unassisted
40436 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
House Hunters
40436 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
Reddit, meet Pixel, my beautiful kitten with heterochromia 😻
40435 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
To be different
40429 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
You suddenly appear on the stage of America’s Got Talent. 1,000 people are clapping and cheering. The crowd goes silent, and Simon Cowell tells you to start. What talent do you perform?
40429 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
TIL that Orcas are the supreme predators in the ocean and Great White Sharks are terrified of them
40429 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
A couple brought home three foster kittens to find forever homes for. What they didn't know was that their new puppy, Koda, would become best friends with one of the kittens, Lyla, and they would be the ones that ended up adopting her. Here's their time growing up together.
40429 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019
Aggressor gets laid out by hands of steel. Stops his friend from murdering him.
40427 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019
The pastafarians are rising!
40426 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
Toy story 4 looks great!
40426 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
Greta Thunberg apologises after saying politicians should be ‘put against the wall’. 'That’s what happens when you improvise speeches in a second language’ the 16-year-old said following criticism
40423 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
In Coraline, the “welcome home” cake features a double loop on the O. According to Graphology, a double loop on a lower case O means that the person who wrote it is lying. There is only one double loop, meaning she is welcome but she is not home.
40420 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
Wooooooouuuuu
40417 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
Yeah, I remember Jesus bragging about America’s military might and nuclear weapons program, too!
40416 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019