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This gif, created by Google product developer Clay Bavor, puts the 747 and SR-71 aircraft speeds into perspective compared to New Horizons spacecraft. 36,000 mph ~ 58,000 km/h was the speed reached at launch (Atlas V third stage cut off)
53132 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
Bernie Sanders is the only candidate who can say this
53128 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
A picture is worth a thousand words
53127 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
This dog lives up to its name.
53121 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
Prince Philip, 97, gives up driving licence
53120 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
Sorrow tv gets it
53118 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
I think it’s safe to say Brodie approves of me . This is how he looks at me every day when I take him on his walk after I get home from work
53118 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
When the monsters you’re marrying shows his true colours
53117 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
What's the biggest red flag when meeting new people?
53117 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
In Australia, high is the second lowest fire danger rating
53114 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
The nod of acceptance at the end just says it all.
53114 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
I reserved this username for anticipation for when I finally got a dog and last weekend it happened! Everyone, meet Toast!
53112 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
Meanwhile in NYC
53112 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019
Hong Kong 2019: Love in the Time of Tear Gas
53107 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
Monument to those killed at the Battle of Dulles International Airport, 1779
53099 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
This Otter Can Jump!
53098 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
🔥 Incredibly rare Mexican mole lizard 🔥
53098 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
During a terrible fire in a 22-storey building in Dhaka, Bangladesh yesterday, which claimed the lives of multiple people, this kid noticed a leak on the water hose which was being used by firemen to tackle the blaze so he sat on it using a plastic bag to stop the leakage.
53096 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
The London Eye fitting almost perfectly in the toilet window
53094 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Activision is the new EA
53091 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
Good boy with a secret message
53088 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
What is something that you could practice for 1 hour max every day, for an entire year and by the end of the year you'd be an expert in?
53087 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
Sometimes words do hurt a bit
53079 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
In apparent shot at Trump, Pope says 'builders of walls' sow fear and divide
53078 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
how reddit handles internet justice
53076 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
Alt-Right politician that blamed Muslims for the Christchurch attack gets egged by teenage boy while speaking to media
53074 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
Turkey Bombs US Special Forces In Syria Attack, Apparently By Mistake
53071 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
Motivated and Over weighted
53069 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
A McDonald’s on Mars will be open 25 hours and 687 days a year.
53067 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
F*ck this shit!
53061 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
F
53058 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
Restaurant customer caught taking an upskirt picture of underage host.
53057 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
TIL that Geoffrey de Charny, a French knight, veteran of the Hundred Years War, writer of Book of Chivalry, dedicated parts of his book to preventing psychological trauma from warfare, and cautioned his comrades that “when they would be secure from danger, they will be beset by great terrors”.
53057 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
"KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE, TRASH"
53054 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
"The washer is leaking", they said.
53051 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
Old White Men in Black
53044 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
I synchronized a motorcycle race using only my voice and half an hour of crushing boredom.
53042 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
There probably is a person who traveled to Australia instead of Austria
53042 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Trashtag still a thing? We pulled over 120 fishing traps, eighteen bags of garbage and way too much rope off a Nova Scotian shore line today.
53042 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
Damn you Windows Updates
53039 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
Adam got what he deserved
53037 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Thanks to VR, we can now experience lag IRL
53034 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
Our contribution in Portland, Oregon. This trash would have eventually ended up in the Willamette River.
53033 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
Husbands and wives that got divorced after 20 years of marriage, what made you decide to change your mind after all that time?
53033 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
He’s right
53031 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
To sound literate
53030 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
Wax On, Wax Off
53029 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
People who HAVE to make their exit are the biggest idiots. Kudos to the yellow truck for the recovery!
53023 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
haha yes
53021 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
senior year virgin typebeat
53019 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
'Single Most Important Stat on the Planet': Alarm as Atmospheric CO2 Soars to 'Legit Scary' Record High: "We should no longer measure our wealth and success in the graph that shows economic growth, but in the curve that shows the emissions of greenhouse gases."
53017 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
Dance battle with a pup.
53014 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
Accidentally taught our dog that Xbox going off = bedtime
53011 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
No, there’s no literature. The nurse just wants your child to survive.
53010 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
IRS: Sorry, but It’s Just Easier and Cheaper to Audit the Poor | Congress asked the IRS to report on why it audits the poor more than the affluent. Its response is that it doesn’t have enough money and people to audit the wealthy properly. So it’s not going to.
53010 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
Just chillin at the coffee shop.
53007 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
My little sister made "something she had to show me" I wasn't disappointed
53005 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
I'll bet he thinks about you sometimes too.
53002 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
School principal R.Wiley Brownlee after being tarred and feathered by the KKK in 1971, for lobbying to formally recognize the life and work of Martin Luther King, Jr.
53002 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
Wholesome dad
53002 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
Just Robert Downey Jr. out for lunch with the ladies
53001 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
Having this happen made my day.☀️
52999 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
What innocent question that someone asked you, crushed you a little?
52997 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
New Zealand to have 150m "safezones" around abortion clinics to prevent harassment of women
52994 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
Burglars try to rob rouse in Brazil — but they didn't expect the homeowner's reaction
52993 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
Streamer lara6883 listen and learns to play 'Through the Fire and Flames' live in under 4 minutes
52993 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
Greta Thunberg has hit back at adults who “choose to spend their time mocking and threatening teenagers and children for promoting science”, suggesting they “must simply feel so threatened”.
52992 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
Egypt thought Italian student was British spy, tortured and murdered him: report | The Japan Times
52989 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
They told me communication with my kids was important
52984 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
This Side 2 of a Dead Kennedys Cassette Tape
52984 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
WCGW Putting out a grease fire in the sink
52982 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
Question Everything
52981 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
Relative rotation rates and axial tilts of (the only) mapped planets and dwarf planets, at 10hours/sec [OC]
52981 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
Orchestra attempts to play after eating world’s hottest chilli
52980 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
Here's what's radical:
52980 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
When you fart in a room full of people and everyone starts arguing about who did it and you sit there like:
52979 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
I'm working on a turn-based RPG where humans fight each other, pokemon-style. Here's a Teacher VS a Senator!
52976 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
Let’s act like a football hooligan on the tube.
52975 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
Chasing a Skunk
52968 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
Mozilla Firefox now blocks websites, advertisers from tracking you
52965 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019
Just helping with the oil change...
52965 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
When the pipes in the apartment above you burst.
52965 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
My fiancé while giving the cat his pain medication for a sore leg: “You know I don’t think these tablets are doing anything” My cat Ferg, one hour later, staring into the cosmic abyss and wondering if penguins have knees.
52963 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
My dad is passionate about Japanese gardens and has built one in our backyard. Thought you guys might enjoy it as well :)
52963 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
blursed_unicorn_turtle_thing
52961 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
Netflix confirms it will not make any more episodes of Amazon Prime's "Good Omens" after thousands of Christians complain
52961 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
LPT: If you have an Android phone, go to the developer options and set Animation Time to x0.5! Your phone will feel like it's gotten a huge processor update.
52951 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
no, you're my best friend!
52948 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
Cop had sex with supervisor while her child was dying from heat exposure in her patrol car.
52945 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
In 500 years time this will probably be known as the 'Oil Age'
52944 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
Thirty-two years of billboards removed to reveal an original Spaceballs advertisement.
52942 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Europe has the capacity to produce more than 100 times the amount of energy it currently produces through onshore windfarms, new analysis has revealed. The new study reveals that Europe has the potential to supply enough energy for the whole world until 2050.
52940 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019
a high school acquaintance hit me up asking for earrings. the last time we spoke, she was absolutely off the shits and called me slurs so i don’t know what she was expecting
52936 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
Not misunderstood loners!
52920 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
Files Appear to Show Gerrymandering Specialist Unconstitutionally Used Race Data to Draw Voting Maps
52916 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
Florida Mayor Arrested Just Weeks After Taking Over for Florida Mayor Who was Arrested
52911 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
TIL when Hurricane Harvey hit in 2017, multi-millionaire pastor Joel Osteen initially refused to open the doors of his megachurch as a shelter, instead offering prayers. When criticized, he claimed it was inaccessible due to floods, despite dozens of pictures proving otherwise.
52909 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
104 year old holocaust survivor, Shashana Ovitz, requested that all her children, grandchildren, descendants gather at the western wall. This is that picture.
52908 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
Africa is pretty diverse
52899 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
Hate to break it to ya, pal...
52896 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019