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Like father like son
56292 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
TIFU by eating bugs my entire life and having a spider bite the inside of my mouth
56292 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
They bid too much
56290 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
Hello from the other side. Feel like I got hit by a truck but the surgery was successful.
56288 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
During this scene in A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), Jim Carrey forgot his next line but stayed in character whilst asking the director for another take.
56288 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
Guinea pigs find out they were eating the same piece of grass
56287 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
My cousin's middle school student drew this in her art class
56286 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
He did it
56285 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
Drops of water on a penny
56283 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
I watercolored my dog Bentley!
56273 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
LPT: At the end of the April fools joke the pranked person should be laughing too.
56272 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
Daughter won’t let us go anywhere without a trash bag, just in case we find garbage that we need to clean up. She picked this up down our street today. #trashtag
56268 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
The river by me flooded, then froze, then the water receded leaving these hovering ice shelves on the trees
56264 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
#PresidentSanders Trends As Vermont Senator Reportedly Leads Democratic Fundraising Race
56264 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
FROM DAY TO NIGHT. Today, the protest in Hong Kong marks it's half year anniversary. Over 800 thousand people took the streets today, which is about 11% of the population.
56262 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
Schiff Introduces Constitutional Amendment to Overturn Citizens United
56260 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
The truth about pets
56260 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019
My university library has a wall where you can quite literally take a seat
56258 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
Bernie Sanders Politely Asks Supporters Not to Harass His Opponents
56258 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
Trump: Kurdish Organization “Worse than ISIS”
56257 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
ʍoǝɯ
56253 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
TIL that Bruce Springsteen once signed a kid's late note after the kid came to one of his concerts holding a sign saying he's be late to school tomorrow. The note read, “Dear Ms. Jackson, Xabi has been out very late rocking & rolling. Please excuse him if he is tardy.”
56253 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
The Oil Giants Might Finally Pay for Pulling the Biggest Hoax of All: NY state sues ExxonMobil on charges that it knew the risks of climate change and defrauded investors by misrepresenting them.
56250 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
Absolute unit of a cat that was on the field during MNF
56249 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
What conspiracy theory do you believe to be true? What evidence led you to this conclusion?
56243 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
First poster for Guillermo Del Toro’s ‘Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark’
56238 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
What is a song which seems to be upbeat and happy until you listen to the lyrics?
56237 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
Best talk show entrance ever
56236 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
I just woke up now with a loud noise outside and there is A FUCKING PLANE IN MY STREET WTF IS GOING ON???
56235 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
In 1912, Jim Thorpe, an American Indian, had his running shoes stolen the morning of his Olympic track and field events. He found this mismatched pair of shoes in the garbage and ran in them to win two Olympic gold medals that day.
56231 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
The "killer crossover" claims 2 victims.
56225 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
The absolute madlad
56222 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
This Cake (credit: Malizzi Cakes)
56221 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
Jeffrey Epstein Starterpack
56215 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
Can't handle their own karma
56210 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
I asked my boyfriend how to use Reddit and he made this video instead of telling me how
56210 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
My dad has had the same wallet for so long his driver's license photo is imprinted on the plastic.
56207 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
Megathread: Speaker Pelosi announces House to launch formal impeachment inquiry
56206 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Dame hits the game winner at the buzzer | TNT
56205 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
If you have to lie, be loud
56199 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
Wanda: I lost everything. Also Wanda:
56199 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019
Uhh..
56196 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Doggo was taught to be gentle when taking treats
56194 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Sergeant informs officer he’s not following the law
56192 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
There are two types of dogs
56189 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
Good fences make good neighbours!
56183 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
I have no idea how he wasn’t rescued the second he arrived at the shelter. Reddit, meet Wombat
56179 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
TIL If sound could travel through empty space, we'd be able to hear the sun at 125 decibels from Earth's surface. In comparison, 120 decibels is a train horn about one meter away from you.
56179 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
The first guy to break into Area 51
56178 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
#Trumpsterrorists Trends As Americans Blame President Trump For Mass Shootings: 'The Blood Is On His Hands'
56178 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
YouTube shuts down 210 channels posting about Hong Kong
56175 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
Hope this hasn’t been done yet 😊
56174 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
Never ceases to amaze
56167 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
Soul, souless
56167 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
Dog meeting foster kittens for the first time.
56165 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
Washington tribal teen wins 1st place at Track & Field Championship this weekend wearing red face paint for Missing & Murdered Indigenous Women. She also earned a sportsmanship medal. The shirt she wore on the podium says "Merciless Indian Savage" (words from the Declaration of Independence).
56161 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
The biggest form of peer pressure as a kid wasn’t drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. It came during exams when it was completely silent and you heard everyone turn to page 2 while you were still on the first question.
56154 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
I photoshopped an Orca whale getting hit by a plane
56150 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
It was 1965, I was 21, had a hot new Mustang and I thought I was cool. The jury's still out.
56148 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
Black German Shepherd with gorgeous blue eyes
56146 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
Spy Kids was deep.
56140 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
If stealthing (non-consensual removal of a condom) is rape, so should lying about being on birth control
56135 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
Mean Tweet for Mumford and Sons
56130 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Officials rejected Jared Kushner for top secret security clearance, but were overruled
56130 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
Please don’t tell dad
56129 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
How Ghibli characters are made
56128 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
It's so strange that in the real world we have animals that can spit acid, punch shockwaves, and even channel electricity, but none that breathe fire.
56126 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Jelly Belly founder releases cannabis-infused jelly beans
56123 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
TIL that it cost $20 million to evict the last four tenants of a Manhattan apartment building to renovate it. The last tenant was so stubborn and savvy that he received $17 million of the money, plus use of a $2 million condo for life.
56117 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Gotta Go Fake
56115 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
This wearable microphone one of my students gave me to beam directly to his hearing aids
56110 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
My buddy Wholewheat flexing his cassette copy of Nirvana's bleach circa 1993
56109 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
After all that....
56108 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
The "This is so good, what's your secret?" Starter Pack
56099 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
It was raining hard, I was totally wet but still had to get this shot.
56098 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
Solid burn
56098 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
Truly awful person
56097 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
Worshipper, 65, takes down mosque gunman before he can kill anyone
56092 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
7 billion humans exist but I got this one
56087 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
Enough Said.
56085 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
Cops in Russia
56081 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019
When Fruitarian meets Doritos
56073 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
I am the guy who created the altered presidential seal projected behind Trump. It's been a weird day. AMA!
56072 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019
Check what..?
56070 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
[Jedi Fallen Order] Why push rockets back at Stormtroopers when you can push them into their own rockets?
56069 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
World Archery Youth championship
56066 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
High quality photo of a massive tire scrap pile
56064 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
Taking down a radio tower with a single battery powered hand tool
56064 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
TIL Hugh Laurie realised he had severe clinical depression after feeling neither excited nor frightened after seeing two cars collide and explode in front of him. He later commented: "Boredom is not an appropriate response to exploding cars."
56061 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
TIL that Sailor Moon in Japan had a lesbian couple, Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptume. In the English translation this is censored, stating they are cousins instead. Due to problematic dubbing flirting was left in, leading some viewers to infer their relationship as incestuous
56061 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
A record 4,855 people stood in the rain for hours to see if they are a stem cell match for this 5 year old boy that is battling a rare type of cancer, in hope to save his life.
56059 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
Sometimes you just got to stop and smell the flowers
56057 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
An unexpected hug
56056 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
I wanted to show off Seymour’s Halloween costume! (Don’t worry. His mom is a professional groomer, no cheap and/or harmful products used)
56054 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
This guy I know lets girls give out his number when they don’t want to give out theirs
56052 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019
ALL HAIL
56052 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
Angry boy
56050 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
If "retirement" in the future means you donate your body and organs at age 40 but will be kept alive artificially in a perfectly simulated environment where you live worry-free, would you do it? Why or why not?
56049 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
How is this high quality?
56048 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
My improvement after 2 years of self taught painting practice.
56039 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019