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My boyfriend got his wisdom teeth out today and did the thing
15550 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019
I painted Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
15549 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Artist doggo
15549 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Versatile format, easy profits! BUY BUY BUY!!! (Template in comments)
15549 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019
Calling a girl a "cunt" is literally the equivalent of calling a guy a "dick" and should be treated as such, but our society treats is as way worse.
15549 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
18 y/o web developer, roast me blacker than my skin color
15549 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
Sarah, Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine?
15548 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019
My.. heart-
15547 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
Thanks reddit..... am I doing this right?
15547 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Doggo
15546 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
Pronouncing a word the wrong way is a sure sign that you learned it by reading it.
15545 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
(Spoilers Main) A big plot hole that I haven't seen posted yet
15544 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
searching for basic things and then having to specify because products and characters
15544 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
Showerthought: The most unrealistic expectation brought about by Critical Role is not the quality of the game, it's the idea that it's possible to have eight friends successfully meet up once every week.
15544 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
Finding the right table, phone case matches perfectly.
15543 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
I finally had the guts to ask out my crush, she said ______.
15543 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
Eat a dick, Brad.
15542 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
These two brothers saw a woman paying for gas with pennies, and so they give her money from their pockets. They had no idea that her husband had just died, and that she was really struggling.
15541 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
Found my old video iPod and it still had all my old episodes on it.
15540 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
Get me a coffee ☕️
15539 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
AITA for naming my dog Askim?
15539 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
My custom Venom dock plate.
15537 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
Well that escalated quickly
15537 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
Took the advice of some of you guys and asked **** not to give out my number
15537 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
Remember, don't forget to call me "Chief".
15536 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
As the child of legal immigrants. Illegal immigrants can go get fucked.
15536 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
First day of Summer...
15535 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
24 years old and 12 days post heart transplant. They say laughter can make a bad situation better. Give it to me!
15535 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
I Apologize Sir John
15535 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Iam Joseph Gordon-Levitt, my new show “Band Together with Logic” is now streaming on YouTube. So, AMA…
15535 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
15532 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
My dad when I was young
15532 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
Mitt Romney’s spine is missing in action again
15530 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
Ping: 4200 (Original Post by u/generalecchi)
15530 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
3 months after Stephen Hillenburg’s death, Nickelodeon begins their mission of dumping on his grave.
15530 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
Baby Flamingoes need a hug
15530 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
[Spoilers] Someone in another subreddit posted something crazy. Everyone in this episode faced their deepest fear
15529 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Absolute Mad Ant
15528 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
Teacher's pet
15528 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
My mom passed away from cancer yesterday. This is my favorite picture of her, my brother, my sister, and I.
15527 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
AITA for not disciplining my daughter for laying into a nosy woman at church?
15526 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
SLPT: Always wear a ski mask to bed
15526 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
Bicycle Ride
15525 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
Tornado decimates school gymnasium
15525 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
After countless hours, I've finally completed every achievement for every Assassin's Creed game on the Microsoft platform ever released!
15525 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
‘Wheel of Time’ Series at Amazon Announces Main Cast
15524 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
Sign at a bar.
15524 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
I watched my students beating their class mate and I ignored it.
15524 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
scen epic style
15523 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
Credit it to the bottom.
15523 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
the hour we draw swords together
15523 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
TIL that Medical Bills and illness account for 2/3 of the bankruptcy filings in the US.
15522 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
HKPF Public Relations supervisor asks citizens not to 'over-interpret' being called cockroaches by police, instead should focus on the positives, such as cockroaches signifying 'vitality'.
15522 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
My dad decided to paint one of his propane tanks. I think you guys might like it.
15522 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
Father Goes Off On School Staff Who Lost His Daughter For The Third Time
15521 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
What is in your opinion the ideal number of chuggas before you say *CHOO CHOOO*
15521 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2019
Donald Trump Gives His Inauguration Speech (2017)
15521 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
[WI] My girlfriend’s landlord just entered her house when he thought nobody was home.
15520 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
A cop got mad at me for talking back and took my info. Am I gonna be in legal trouble? Texas
15520 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
"My body my choice" isn't a good argument against pro-life people
15519 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
[Image] Be your own hero
15519 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
Listerine Bottle, Done by me, mixed medium, bristol board, 2019
15519 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019
You can’t defeat madness
15518 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
Making fun of amish people on the internet is the equivalent of flipping off a blind person.
15518 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
New York prosecutors reject Trump's immunity claim in tax returns case
15518 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Genius.
15517 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
Kids today with their butt drugs and concerts.
15517 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
This picture is being censored in Chinese websites and communities.
15517 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
Titled: ...
15515 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
Neat camera shot using the reflection of a puddle
15514 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
He didn't see that coming
15514 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019
yeah, who needs friends anyways? haha. . .
15514 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Ethiopia
15514 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
Apply topical cream to burnt area
15514 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019
I hope the electrician knows the sprinklers schedule
15513 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
In Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. Captain Barbossa is so used to the list of his boat, that he can pour wine without even looking at it.
15513 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
doggo paddle
15513 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
People capitalizing someone else’s death
15513 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
UPDATE: AITA for being upset that my siblings are getting my part of an inheritance but I’m not because I’m a recovering addict?
15512 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
When you realize you're the only Spider-Man who made it to the third movie.
15511 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
This serious german shepherd 😎
15511 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
I was having a conversation with a scammer the other day.
15510 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
Came across this Rottweiler with vitiligo thought it would be appreciated here
15510 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
My school news paper
15510 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
Very very wholesome, like upvoting is
15510 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
Just the bartender from Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up'.
15509 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
Animals don't deserve us
15508 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
When she says she's home alone.
15508 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
This hit me in the soft spot..
15507 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
If the next Elder Scrolls or Fallout game isn't truly next gen, or if Bethesda tries to fill them with microtransactions, then I'm done with both series until they're under new management.
15507 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
New York real estate in the MCU is probably dirt cheap given how often it gets destroyed
15506 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
The last Uzbek King, photographed using a very early color photo technique, 1911
15505 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
Another one from the Black Forest (1350x1080) (oc)
15504 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
A co-worker of mine flashed me his socks during today’s meeting.
15504 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
Found outside on the ground. No markings. No clue. Smaller input jack than standard 1/8” headphone jack.
15503 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
True legend!
15501 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
I live three hours from home. My wonderful grandmother has Alzheimers. My 91 year old grandfather stuck it out while I explained over the phone how to FaceTime, and he did it!!! Now I get to see them every day and talk to my Gram. ❤️
15501 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
Literally everywhere I post this I keep getting redirected here so.....
15501 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
Winnie the Pooh fans go hard
15500 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
Blursed Beamer
15499 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019