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Cursed_School
6924 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
When you forget it's World Book Day so you send your kids to school as pages 89 and 165 of the Argos Catalogue.
6924 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
If your car horn could say words instead of honk what would you want it to say?
6923 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
Graphics have really come a long way
6923 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
So my teenage son stole a valuable collectible toy and took it out of the box, reducing its value to almost nothing. Does OP really have to pay their brother for their 4 digit financial loss?
6922 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
[FFH SPOILERS] Peter after knowing Mysterio for two days
6920 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
Fallout 1st players are being targeted in adventure mode
6920 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
After 4 hours of gameplay and about 12 hours of queuetime, I reached #1 in Competitive 6v6 elimination in EU! Wooo!
6919 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
Franz Reichelt, an Austrian-born French tailor who is remembered for jumping to his death from the Eiffel Tower while testing a wearable parachute of his own design.
6919 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
Sorry guys, Bernie is cancelled. Wrap it up!
6919 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
ThIs is Too deep S
6918 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Criticize AOC all you want, but watch her begin to rip the doors off of our corrupt gov't system in her first appearance on the Oversight committee. *This* is why we need more socialists in Congress! 🔥 (xp from /r/WayOfTheBern)
6918 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
LPT: Do chores, run errands, clean your kitchen, do laundry all on Thursday evenings. Come home on Friday and enjoy your weekend with less on your mind!
6918 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
After years of not going to the beach because of my scars I finally gained the confidence, bought myself a bikini and am going to go!
6917 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
If only half of the banana republic would open their eyes and wake up
6915 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
How Libertarians argue
6914 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
[Homemade] Brisket tacos
6913 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
Human resources employees. What are your best "HR nightmare" stories?
6912 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
i already rummaged through your 12-year post history and it looks like you posted on /r/coaxedintoasnafu... yikes hun...
6911 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
What was the biggest thing your SO kept a secret that you found that completely changed your relationship when you found out?
6910 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
someone hit and killed my rescue dog tonight. long time lurker, first time poster. i don’t want karma. i just want everyone to see the best boy i’ve ever had.
6909 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
Teachers on Reddit, what is the most stupid answer someone has ever given on an exam?
6908 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
Nice save
6907 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait..
6907 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
My dad just told me he changed his faith over something I told him almost 20 years ago.
6907 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
What other hilarious events can you think of?
6906 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Marvel's Avengers Will Not Change Designs After Fan Criticism
6906 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
AFK Fishing on Nintendo Switch
6905 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
(Spoilers Extended) Nikolaj Coster-Waldau on arguments with the writers about his character arc
6904 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Trading places; Mexico and Greenland swap place in the Mercator Projection
6904 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
Kill me now.
6904 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
Fixed: When your cooking is on point
6902 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
I crammed 40 f***ing pebbles into my cock...
6902 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
My friend paid 1$ at lunch for 4 Cheetos.
6900 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
When his dog died, no funeral home was willing to clean up his pet. So, this man quit his job and opened up a funeral home for pets to give a proper send off for pets.
6900 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
Harry and Marv are idiotic thieves in the film Home Alone that like to steal things. This is a reference to u/Planet-comic, an idiotic thief who stole my post and got tons of karma and awards.
6897 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
Don't expect your opinions to make an impact on the next season.
6897 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
The fact that Reddit is completely ignoring the 600 rockets recently shot into Israel is preposterous.
6897 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
I’m Astead W. Herndon, a national political reporter for The New York Times. I spent 3 months reporting on the Sunrise Movement, a group of young climate activists trying to push Democrats to the left ahead of the 2020 election. Ask me anything.
6896 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
That’s super wholesome Gay_Edgelord
6896 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019
Men Do The Cutest Shit And They Don't Even Know It
6896 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
Failed attempt at a panoramic photo of the Eiffel Tower u/Lifelapse
6895 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
This is how you infiltrate a loot-goblins home
6894 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
In Ant-Man & The Wasp (2018), Hank Pym’s lab is powered by enlarged Duracell batteries
6894 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Gulugulu
6894 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
Started peeling and realized I was missing an opportunity for fake internet points!
6893 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
Trump inaugural committee suspected of conspiracy to defraud the United States, wire fraud and money laundering, subpoena indicates
6893 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
Went to Manchester, decided not to follow sign and park down this street...there was just something about it...that said “nope”...
6892 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
Janja Garnbret (SLO) Claims her Fourth Consecutive Bouldering World Cup Gold.
6892 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
I wish I could see a number above people's head that shows how many different sexual partners they've had
6892 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
Matchmaking Update for the Next Ranked Season
6890 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
100 Thieves announces departure of aphromoo
6890 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
I pretended to be the merch guy at a concert so I could steal t-shirts.
6890 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
[Postgame Thread] Pittsburgh Defeats UCF 35-34
6890 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
Bungie, add mods that increase a stat by 20... while also reducing another by 10
6890 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
What's up with Cardi B?
6889 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
Another month passed and Epic missed their roadmap goals yet again.
6889 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
What's something so commonly misunderstood that you need to clear up?
6887 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
Take my table? Okay, guess I'm joining you for lunch.
6887 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
Men of Reddit: What % of your male friends do you know essentially nothing about their sex life?
6887 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
Am I the only one?
6886 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
"therapy won't change my jaw
6886 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
The hero she needs, but doesn’t deserve
6884 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
This is how they find each other and reproduce!
6883 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
Ok, potential smackdown incoming
6882 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
I designed a dumb little car and I like it a lot
6879 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
Slow Motion High Five
6879 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
AITA for reacting selfishly in (what I thought to be) a life or death scenario?
6879 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
Komodo Dragons killing a Water Buffalo calf in front of its mother
6878 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
Anon ruins friends' life
6878 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
Say his name.... twice.
6878 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
When the cashier smirks and says "I AM the manager!" [OC]
6877 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
Tom Morello calling bullshit
6877 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
2meirl4meirl
6875 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
James Milner has now been a Premier League footballer for exactly half his life. It is 6154 days since his Premier League debut. And that came 6154 days after his birth.
6875 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
1900s history tests be like
6874 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
Guys, my parents let me choose a game for my PlayStation, but I couldn't decide. What game should I buy?
6874 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
NASA agrees to work with SpaceX on orbital refueling technology
6873 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
A suns fan shares his feelings at the Lakers protest
6873 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Transgender wrestler has "unfair advantage," argues imbecile about rigged sport
6872 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
I just read Player Piano and now i hate my job.
6872 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
(NSFW) Saw this beauty at the Chattaqua Festival
6871 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
Pyke has overtaken Yasuo as the most banned champion in the game.
6871 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
Loki TV show will tie into Doctor Strange 2, making Disney Plus a necessity for fans
6870 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
Jon Jones in trouble with the Law again - Bench warrant for his arrest stemming from an assault on waitress in a strip club back in April.
6870 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
Stadia Is a Glimpse Into the Future But Maybe Not Yours or Google's
6870 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
Play some of that jumping music.
6870 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Trump is a gamer
6869 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
I am afraid for my life and those of my children.
6869 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
ELI5: Why does skin wrinkle over time?
6868 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
I called out a guy for not respecting my sexual boundaries and he didn’t lash out
6867 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
InNoCenT PuppY BEinG TorTurED bY its OwnER AnD TrYiNg tO ReSIsT
6866 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
Michelle Wolf: Trump Doesn't Have the 'Spine' to Attend Correspondents' Dinner
6866 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
Anon works at a drive through
6865 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
Whew
6865 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
Russian islands declare emergency after mass invasion of polar bears
6864 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
L8r losers.
6864 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
The people that do this. Nuff said.
6863 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Golden Ears, Canada [1365x2048] [OC]
6863 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
The fact that a mouse cursor sparked magnitudes more outrage than the removal of TT summarizes the reasoning to remove TT
6862 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019