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A gamer's guide to Windows programs. [2019 Edition]
7554 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
I finally figured out why I stay up so late
7553 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
How can you be so dense?
7552 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019
Nick Nurse on Kawhi: “About February of last year, I was like: “He’s not playing to his full capabilities. He’s cruising to his 30 points a night.” I figured it could go one of two ways. He was gonna cruise on out of here or he was going to flip a switch and try to win the whole damn thing.
7551 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
Can we talk about how great Alden Ehrenreich is as Han Solo?
7551 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
I have a headache after reading this, but this old man trying to have an online affair with his wife’s permission is amazing.
7550 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
Raheem Sterling on Twitter: To all the England fans, I wanted to leave things at it was but tonight I have to speak again : it was hard for me to see my team mate get booed for something that was my fault. Joe hasn’t done anything wrong & for me to see someone who keeps his head down and work hard.
7549 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
When you realize there’s still 14,000,604 realities where Thanos won
7549 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
Apple Juice haters
7548 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
I made a kaleidoscope out of LEGO. The mirrors are official LEGO parts too. Vote for my kaleidoscope to become an official set, link in the comments. I need 10,000 votes, it’s free to make an account and support my kaleidoscope project. Thanks!
7548 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
This is what naptime looks like in our house.
7547 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
United breaks guitars
7547 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
UK MPs vote against a General Election
7545 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Match Thread: Final - England v New Zealand
7545 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
well that was easy to make!
7544 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019
Knows Everything!!
7543 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
Cancelled LA Fitness - They keep charging me
7539 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
Young couple beaten and bloodied by homophobic gang for refusing to kiss in front of them
7538 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019
Not sure if this counts or not?
7538 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
Only in Blackpool would you find a jet-ski mobility scooter
7537 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
In schools, athletics are put on a way too high of a priority
7536 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
40yo Claudio Pizarro's 110' go-ahead goal against Dortmund in the DFP Pokal remains a strong goal of the year candidate
7536 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
TIL a trial by combat in medieval France took place between a King's bodyguard and a Greyhound. The Greyhound attacked the guard in the street so often that people suspected he had murdered the dog's owner. He confessed when the greyhound pinned him to the ground in the duel and was hung.
7535 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
What would it look like with all the planets between the earth and the moon by yeti dynamics
7534 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
[Charania] Sources: The NBA Board of Governors have passed the implementation of in-game challenge flags for head coaches for the 2019-20 season.
7533 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
I feel like westerners have no idea what Socialism means and it's getting absurd
7532 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
How I got 11 new friends in Pokémon Go from saying "Yes"
7532 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
When this post is 1 hour old, reddit will go down for maintenance
7532 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
Anonymous Comes to Town: The hackers who took on high school sexual assault in Ohio (2019)
7530 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Made my way to the great city of Pawnee
7529 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
This magnificent jump
7529 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
Apex Legends has lost its huge momentum
7528 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Faking a couples hand shot.
7528 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019
This is great!
7527 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
I Love My Twin
7527 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
Good ol' crumb
7527 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
Maw doubts ‘er determination
7526 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
It's all natural!
7525 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
WCGW if I ate these free oysters
7525 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
Christianity done right
7525 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
First look at Zion in a Pelicans uniform
7525 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
With Blizzard Receiving So Much Backlash Recently, How Will This Affect Blizzcon?
7525 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
I'm craving literally any sort of human affection
7524 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
My father carves Pokemons as a hobby
7524 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
To the women of reddit raised by a single dad, what advice would you give for a recently bereaved father of two girls, ages 5 & 7?
7523 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
If the Pelicans sign Kyle O’Quinn and draft LaMelo next year, they could have a KOQ and Balls
7522 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
Calling your sexual partner daddy/mommy is creepy as hell and just gross
7522 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
Manspreading isn't bad. Testicles hurt when squeezed
7521 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Made me smile like an idiot
7520 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
My Spanish mate has a paella pan. Asked to borrow it and put it to good use yesterday.
7520 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Ramona Shelbourne insinuated the Pelicans’ fan base is racist. No one outside of NOLA is talking about it.
7519 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
Why aliens don’t come to earth
7519 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
When asked to poorly describe your job...
7517 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019
I hate it but I love it
7517 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
My 12 year old sister made this perfect cake on her first ever try making one.
7516 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
This lambo my dad took a picture of in Singapore
7516 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
If you get triggered when someone says “thought and prayers,” you’ve gone off the deep end and need to find perspective in your life.
7515 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
idk if this isnt reposted lmao
7515 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
YouTube bans videos promoting Nazi ideology
7514 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019
oof spidergirl
7514 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
Bernie Sanders: "The inventors of insulin sold its patent for $1. Eli Lilly now charges $360 a month for the drug and made $3.2 billion in profits last year. Meanwhile, Americans must sell all their possessions to get the insulin they need. We’re going to take on the greed of the drug industry."
7514 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
My sister shared this one the other day.
7513 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
I lied to a friend about sleeping with someone
7512 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Attempted murder
7512 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
Journalist: “Maybe you should play Lazaro upfront in 3421, as he is struggling to adapt as a RWB” Conte: “Thanks for your expert advice, one day I hope to go into journalism like you are trying to get into coaching”
7512 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
The Carolina Hurricanes are one game away from being the first team to sweep a series only to be swept in the next series since the 2019 New York Islanders
7511 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Trans people required to be sterilized before changing gender after court upholds controversial law in Japan
7511 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
My CEO called me into his office this morning...
7511 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
Slpt: classic
7511 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
How important is sex in your relationships?
7510 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
Poor people bad
7510 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
Family drama all like
7509 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
L-bow
7509 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
Some got 1000 coins, others got 250, i got______
7509 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
ctto
7509 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
So any percent?
7508 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
A wonderful idea for bus stop seating on the Isle Of Skye, Scotland.
7507 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
Rotten Tomatoes pulls “Want to see” percentage score from site after Captain Marvel interest dips below 25%.
7507 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
What is an asshole-ish behavior that you refuse to rectify? Please explain why.
7506 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
Bernie Sanders is the only presidential candidate who has promised to shut down the Keystone Pipeline
7505 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
Why Mkhitaryan will (most likely) not go to the Finals of the Europa League in Baku
7504 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Gotta read that description first...
7503 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
What real police work looks like
7503 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
[Spears] Former #Spurs star @TonyParker tells @TheUndefeated he is retiring from the #NBA after 18 seasons and is “not going to play basketball anymore.”
7503 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
The Fall of The Simpsons (2017) - How it Happened
7502 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
Divine Help
7502 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
A Simple Bard
7501 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
A good friend of mine didn't know what to draw, so I suggested she draw a dog, and she ended up drawing mine, most likely won't get to the front page hut definitely made me smile
7501 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
IamA Nate Robinson, 3x NBA Slam Dunk Champion AMA!
7499 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
The show doesn’t have one dimensional characters yall
7499 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
Blursed fight
7498 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019
I hate turning on my Xbox One to be only greeted by ads on the dashboard.
7498 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019
I created Juliet, an AI that could help you find love. AMA
7498 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
CPU FAN moving at 5.7% the speed of light.
7498 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Doesn’t like the new guy
7497 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
G2 Esports vs. Fnatic / LEC 2019 Summer Playoffs - Final / Post-Match Discussion
7497 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
Morrison government bans Milo Yiannopoulos from entering Australia
7496 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
An 11-year-old changed election results on a replica Florida state website in under 10 minutes
7496 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
local wedding photographer...
7496 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
NASA's Twins Study confirms spaceflight can: damage DNA; change how thousands of genes are expressed; increase the length of telomeres (the caps that protect chromosomes); thicken carotid artery walls; and increase inflammation. However, over 90% of the changes returned to normal post-flight.
7496 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019