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me_irl
48075 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
Man pretends to be a Sergeant, says he is in the Navy, then deletes account after being called out.
48070 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Responds To Republicans Calling Her ‘Just A Waitress’ After Ivanka Tweet: ‘What Is So Appalling To GOP About Having An Honest Job?’
48070 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
🔥 Steady... aim...
48067 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
Whenever a Trumper comes at me, I hit them with this.
48064 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
Interesting stuff
48063 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
Love in it's purest form
48063 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
Seeing yourself of the jumbotron
48062 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
TIL that the real Johnny Appleseed did plant apples on the American frontier, but that they were mostly used for hard apple cider. Safe drinking water was scarce, and apple cider was a safer alternative to drink.
48062 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
Can we not forget this gem exists...
48061 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
If you gave a pill to overweight people that made them magically wake up at their ideal body weight, they would take the pill. “I love my body the way it is” is just insecure posturing.
48059 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
My wife knitted her first hat yesterday, but it turned out way too small. It did, however, fit the cat perfectly...
48059 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
When you don’t show your hands after being told multiple times to do so.
48056 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
Attacking Arnold who is 72 years old
48056 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
Casually making white supremacist propaganda in public.
48055 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
Justin Trudeau confirms Canada will grant asylum to 18-year-old Rahaf al-Qunun
48053 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
🔥 Grizzly bear running along at full speed 🔥
48051 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
In Star Wars: A New Hope (1977), all the wide shots of Luke flying across Tatooine in his speeder were achieved by placing a mirror underneath a version of the prop with a motor and wheels.
48049 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
In Avengers Endgame, Ant-Man was able to survive the attack on the Avengers compound by shrinking down when the first blast hit.
48049 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Georgia high school students being photobombed by zombies near the set of "The Walking Dead" before their prom.
48047 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
TIL all "warranty void if removed" stickers are illegal in the US since 1975
48046 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
Photographer Steve Biro was lucky enough to capture a remarkable symmetrical reflection of this beautiful Bald Eagle at the Canadian Raptor Conservancy
48041 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
I have the best job
48040 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
I know kung fu
48035 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
This sidewalk was melted into glass by a fallen live wire
48026 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.
48025 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
Skype removes the "Exit" option; replaces it with "Hide". The Hide button does not hide Skype - it opens it.
48023 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
TIL that the US has refused to continue funding the nuclear claims tribunal set up to compensate islanders that suffered radiation-related diseases from testing. So far it's paid less than $4 million of a $2.2 billion damage judgement. More than half of the affected islanders have died since.
48019 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
Today is the day.
48018 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
An all-women Delta crew flew 120 girls between the ages of 12-18 to NASA headquarters in Houston to inspire female aviators, and to draw attention to the need to close the gender gap in aviation and promote STEM careers.
48011 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
Cosplay of Belle from Beauty and the Beast
48007 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
Fellow Kids Style "Cool" Youth Pastor Who Creeped Out Multiple Teenage Girls Starter Pack
48006 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
Finally somewhere someone is going against the anti-vaxers
48001 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
Friendly manatee scaring people at the beach
48001 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
Soyuz Rocket gets struck by lightning during launch.
47999 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
How do you ruin a funeral by bringing only 1 item?
47999 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
Cool car, bro
47997 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
A couple of mouthwatering gyros with fries
47995 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
My copy of Fahrenheit 451 was one of the only books that survived the house fire today
47995 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
Woman goes nuts on a Sikh politician, yelling at him about Sharia Law
47994 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Hey Disney, HBO, NBC, ABC, and the rest of you making us buy each subscription to watch one or 2 shows.
47992 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
It's that time of the year again to repost this classic video.
47988 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
Got my fiance this for her birthday, from when we first matched
47984 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
Same kitty, same place, same pose, 3 years apart!
47983 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
So today I did the impossible.
47983 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
Deputy who slammed N.C. middle school student to floor is fired, charged with assault
47980 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
Whatever you do, you are doing great in your ancestors eyes!
47977 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
comedic skeleton
47975 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
Video sparks fears Hong Kong protesters being loaded on train to China
47973 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
Gotta love a good menu screen
47972 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Labor Secretary Alex Acosta resigns
47972 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
If real life was a videogame, what would be some loading screen tips?
47971 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
My wife killing it as Sarah Connor from Terminator Dark Fate
47970 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
Elon Musk revives his plan to power the United States entirely on solar: “All you need is a 100 by 100 mile patch in a deserted corner of Arizona, Texas or Utah (or anywhere) to more than power the entire USA.”
47969 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
Fruits and Vegetables
47969 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
The inner layer of a bank vault.
47968 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
The saga continues
47968 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
This is why I want to find love:)
47967 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
Immigrant child celebrating Independence Day from his cage (July 4, 2019).
47966 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
Certain foods have a “correct” way of eating them. What are some wrong ways to eat those foods?
47964 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Cat Bottle Flips Back
47964 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
No one probably cares but I can't contain my excitement!! I'm going to college at 16 years old!
47962 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
Marital satisfaction is linked to women’s sexual desire, suggests a new study, which found that women’s levels of sexual desire were not only lower than men’s at the beginning of their marriages, but much more variable than men’s. Men’s levels of sexual desire stayed higher and more constant.
47962 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
Bike lane!
47960 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
Hong Kong lawmaker who relied on the banned HKMap Live app warns Apple from becoming an 'accomplice for Chinese censorship'
47959 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
This 14” TV from 2000 was sold only in Japan and included a built-in Sega Dreamcast console
47957 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
TIFU by not washing under my foreskin for the first 15 years of my life
47957 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
What's the best way to waste $100?
47955 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
Schumer suggests McConnell is blocking election security measures because he wants ‘the Russians to interfere’
47955 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
America and the U.K. still have a Special Relationship
47955 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019
Black Boeing employee sues company after finding noose at desk, says 'my work life is degrading'
47955 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
TIL an 18th century American businessman published a book in which he ranted about politicians, the clergy, and his wife. It had no punctuation and had random capitalization. In the 2nd edition, he added an extra page with 13 lines of punctuation marks, stating that readers could put them anywhere.
47954 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
When your cat and you pose the same. This is my parrot, Roxy.
47947 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
TIL In the movie 'Lord of War' starring Nicolas Cage, the production team bought 3,000 real SA Vz. 58 rifles to stand in for AK-47s because they were cheaper than prop movie guns.
47946 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
I accidentially killed an 8 year old child when I was 12.
47944 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
Reddit Users Rally Against Chinese Censorship After the Site Receives a $150 Million Reported Investment
47944 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
I'm with the metric system on this one
47944 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
Hong Kong protesters shot arrows and hurled petrol bombs from barricaded university on Sunday at police who fired tear gas and water cannon. “We are not afraid,” said student Ah Long. “If we don’t persist, we will fail.” Civil engineer Joris, 23, told Reuters, “We are fighting for Hong Kong.”
47943 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
This means war. Apparently?
47938 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
This Jalapeno has been training really hard.
47938 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
Betsy DeVos Could Face Jail After Judge Rules She Violated 2018 Order on Student Loans
47937 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
Rapper Denzel Curry covers Rage Against The Machine's song Bulls on Parade and absolutely nails it
47937 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
POKÉMON Detective Pikachu - Official Trailer #2
47936 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
'I'm sorry, Mom, I'm dying': Last text of woman 'among 39 dead in Essex lorry trailer' revealed
47936 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
Selling a camera for $600. The guy says he can only pay in cash and turns up with $370 and expects it’ll be fine. I didn’t even get out of my car. Just drove away.
47936 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
Nothing else inspires anger in me quite like this.
47935 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve seen a grown-ass adult get angry over?
47929 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
My Experience with Ghost Recon Wildlands
47928 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
Brides mother-in-law wearing a wedding dress to the wedding...yikes
47928 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
What was your "Oh shit my life is over my parents are gonna kill me" moment you had as a child/teen?
47926 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
me_irl
47925 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019
My lamp spells "Anal" on the wall
47925 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
"Everyone needs 3 hobbies: one to keep you creative, one to keep you in shape, and one to make you money." What are yours?
47923 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
Baby Fennec fox with ears larger than life
47923 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
The lungs of the Earth is burning
47922 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
This underground garage gets jammed too easily
47919 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
Dutch King shares funny video with Dutch Prime Minister during Trump speech at UN
47913 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
Stephen King has updated his list of ‘dollar babies’ - stories that aren’t optioned for movies, and that film students can get the rights to for one dollar.
47910 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
"Can you try edit my mum out of this photo"
47909 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
When you try to help the wife with the party decorations
47909 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019