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  1. Em: you cant propose here, and most certainly not to THAT THING.

    10338 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019

  2. What's the worst example "I know mens anatomy" you've seen?

    10337 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  3. Who would actually name their kid " ______"? It should be considered child abuse.

    10337 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019

  4. AITA for cussing out my in-laws for going through my luggage?

    10337 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  5. Hearts are always pumping blood. Blood has iron. For our whole life we are constantly pumping iron. Gyms are irrelevant.

    10336 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019

  6. Lucifer, Fetcher of Souls

    10336 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019

  7. Entitled father fucking tries to use my gift to my mom as his own gift to her for Mother’s Day

    10336 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019

  8. I don't like wearing a bra and I don't often need to. But it is apparently not proper and somewhat embarrassing when people can see that I have nipples. So, genuine question, WHY is it seen as bad for people to be able to see the shape of a woman's nipples?

    10335 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  9. Officer Turkey on duty

    10334 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  10. Guy smacks reporters butt on air

    10334 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019

  11. Some useful advanced analytics from the Rockies broadcast

    10333 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019

  12. Hippity hoppity, let's go say hello to mommy!

    10333 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  13. Man 'arrested for stealing his own car' wins settlement

    10332 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  14. This amazon delivery man who delivers a package and then steals it himself

    10331 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019

  15. Guys who settled for a woman they're not actually in love with, what's your story?

    10330 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  16. No shirt and a bad haircut, he says bring your best prime roast!

    10330 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019

  17. El Capitan !

    10329 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  18. Anthony Davis has more 40-point games than Kevin Garnett, Dirk Nowitzki and Tim Duncan in their careers, combined.

    10329 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  19. UPDATE : My family is pressuring me (28/f) to give up my venue to my sister (23/f) because she is pregnant and needs it more.

    10328 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019

  20. AITA For being angry at my sister for not attending our fathers funeral because of his criminal history.

    10327 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  21. "Well shes a girl so her hair will cover it"

    10326 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019

  22. [Charania] Former No. 1 pick Anthony Bennett has agreed to a non-guaranteed deal with the Houston Rockets, league sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium.

    10325 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019

  23. If you have a skin similar to this one, you don't deserve the right to vote.

    10325 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019

  24. Only one for $1? You're not worthy of my time.

    10324 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019

  25. It just woodn't sink

    10324 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  26. Chauncey Billups shares why he thinks Melo isn't in the NBA anymore: "Scoring 30 meant too much to Melo. He could have games where he had 20, 22 [points], we win the game and he's mad...The reason why he's not in the league is he hasn't mentally taken that step back"

    10323 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019

  27. My progress on escaping the Neckbeard Lifestyle.

    10323 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  28. How is your SO different from the “dream-girl/guy” you envisioned in your youth?

    10322 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019

  29. A group of neighborhood kids hurt themselves on my hot peppers - VA

    10321 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019

  30. I haven't seen Chris Brown in a while

    10320 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019

  31. when you get your blanket out of the dryer :)

    10318 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019

  32. Screw you and your kid

    10318 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019

  33. Wind is the perfect friend to play with!

    10318 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  34. A combination of 50,000 images to make an 81 megapixel image of the moon.

    10316 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  35. Roast Me! 26, antisocial and a total kid at heart, do your worst!

    10316 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019

  36. Definitely had the time to hike to a view like that in a 30-60 minute lunch

    10316 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  37. "I'm a teen on tumblr" starter pack

    10316 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  38. Im going to include this in my next campaign.

    10315 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  39. Level of trust

    10314 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  40. “Sup, ladies? Got any crickets? Grasshoppers? Earthworms?”

    10312 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019

  41. The Chinese Government has Begun Forcibly Removing and Destroying Buddhist Monuments

    10312 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  42. I just wanted to remind everyone during this Black Friday craziness that today is also Buy Nothing Day.

    10312 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  43. That hurt

    10311 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019

  44. I’m finally done. I can’t deal with him anymore.

    10311 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019

  45. “Im looking for something that’s not relevant but everyone knows”

    10310 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019

  46. No one showed up on April 12 just in case

    10310 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  47. Everyone excited for this guaranteed hit?

    10310 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  48. My (39m) wife (38f) won't let our son (14m) sleep

    10310 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019

  49. Password 100

    10309 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  50. BRB, gonna go leave my husband for the nice guy I just met playing Yahtzee.

    10308 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  51. Wcgw if I am on top of the human pyramid

    10308 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019

  52. Time to pack up, scientists

    10308 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019

  53. Just two dumpsters

    10308 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  54. 2meirl4meirl

    10308 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019

  55. gotta go for a handgun

    10308 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  56. Dad Magic.

    10307 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  57. We are now the 7th largest game subreddit!!

    10307 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019

  58. Ok, Boomer

    10307 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019

  59. Firefighters attempt to put out a magnesium fire

    10306 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019

  60. Your poo has seen fresher water than most third world countries

    10306 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019

  61. Anthony Davis walking into the arena wearing a shirt that says "That’s all folks"

    10306 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  62. AITA for throwing away my daughters vibrator

    10304 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019

  63. Americans are asleep. Upvote the metric system.

    10304 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  64. To correct grammer

    10303 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  65. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Post-Launch Approach to New Content

    10303 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019

  66. Bear experiences getting hit in the balls for first time

    10302 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019

  67. LPT: If you find a hair in your food while eating at a restaurant, heavily salt it before sending it back to the kitchen to make sure you got a new order.

    10302 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  68. MRW Amazon requires a signature for a $2.50 pen but will also happily leave $3200 of computer parts on my doorstep.

    10302 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019

  69. The original look back meme

    10302 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  70. K9 always beside

    10301 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2019

  71. Tan belt warrior takes down two small teenagers.

    10300 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019

  72. Exponential potatoes

    10299 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019

  73. Girl says she wishes she had a nice boyfriend like the male main character from 13 Reasons Why. Cue a bunch of nice guys, including one that idolizes Elliot Rodger (the "nice guy" who shot a bunch of people because he couldn't get laid)

    10299 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  74. Warsaw before and after the Germans visited.

    10299 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019

  75. New Zealand court requires mass murderer's face be blurred in pics while in court...why can't all news outlets respect this intent behind this?

    10298 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  76. If anybody feels depressed or lonely throughout the day, please send me a message and I will reply to you. I know how difficult Christmas can be for some people. For urgent help, ring Samaritans at 116 123; they are open 24/7, even on Christmas Day.

    10298 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019

  77. There's a difference between immigration and illegal immigration

    10297 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  78. Found this couples goals on r/madlads, made me smile

    10297 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  79. This doggo makes video games!

    10296 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019

  80. HMFT After I Get Attacked By A Wild Boar

    10295 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  81. Her bio said Not DTF

    10294 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  82. What do you do when neither side wants to give up? Take a nap, of course.

    10294 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019

  83. Let's hit the cat!!!!

    10294 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  84. The end of the world (2019)

    10294 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019

  85. PsBattle: Dog and a Piano

    10293 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  86. U.S. Congressional Divide

    10292 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  87. Should I end my relationship with my GF for ruining my birthday?

    10292 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  88. It's not a story the Avengers would tell you

    10292 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  89. AOC giving us some ideas

    10292 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  90. Rick and Morty is back!!!

    10290 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019

  91. Another promise you need to keep Pewds

    10289 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  92. Microsoft surprises with new Surface Duo phone

    10289 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019

  93. Don’t have a buddy to film you? Just put the camera on your dog!

    10289 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019

  94. My 15 year old brother-in-law’s girlfriend just died from childbirth. Need to know what legal rights the he would have

    10289 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  95. An elite sniffer dog who has tracked down millions of pounds in illegal tobacco has had a £25,000 bounty put on his head by a criminal gang.

    10288 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019

  96. Sadly goes back to play RDR2

    10288 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019

  97. OK 2PAC

    10287 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  98. Balance is key

    10286 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  99. They had us in the first half, gonna lie

    10286 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019

  100. To secure a dog with a fence.

    10286 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019