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Remember when D&D kept trying to defame Bobby B? As if the basis of the Rebellion had anything to do with unrequited love...
21165 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
I (24m) think my gf (22f) little sister (15f) had sex with me when I was half passed out.
21164 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
Find your niche
21164 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
Hippos can't really swim. Their big bones are too dense and heavy, so they just push off the ground, walking or bouncing off the bottom.
21163 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
This UPS man taks pictures with dogs on his route (long picture)
21163 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
Trump impeachment: Witness attacks president's 'fictional narrative propagated by Russians'. 'I refuse to be part of an effort to legitimize an alternate narrative that the Ukrainian government is a U.S. adversary, and that Ukraine—not Russia—attacked us in 2016'.
21162 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
LPT: If you're still a teenager, treat your ears nicely. Ears don't repair themselves and earplugs to concerts are better than tinnitus for the rest of your life.
21161 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
If you receive child support and share custody with the other parent, you’re not a single mom
21161 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
Mist in the air and a beach; a puppers dream
21160 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019
Exeggution (OC)
21159 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
🔥 Arctict Wolf cub and its parents 🔥
21158 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
*silence*
21158 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
TIFU by looking at a USB stick that my dad lost.
21157 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Thanks u/_No_Control for such wholesome material
21156 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
Dentist helps his nervous patient get comfortable before his checkup
21156 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
me_irl
21155 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
It’s the only way copycats will lose interest
21154 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
In The Shining (1980), during the scene where Jack yells at Wendy for bothering him during his writing, there is a chair in the background that disappears momentarily between cuts. This was an intentional move by Kubrick to make you feel unsettled during the scene, without knowing exactly why.
21154 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
‘Like a kamikaze pilot destroying America’: Experts outraged after Trump quietly moves to pull put of treaty for monitoring Russia
21153 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
The stick library
21153 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
Microsoft store murdering a BO3 player
21152 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
My Great-Grandfather happy and broke after my grandparents' wedding (1960)
21152 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019
How do you stop being a lazy useless piece of shit?
21149 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
Euler diagram of the British Isles
21147 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
Let's fight depression together.
21146 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
True acting
21146 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
Tucker Carlson Calls Women ‘Extremely Primitive’ in Unearthed Audio
21146 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
Ichiro Suzuki Recives a Round of Applause and Farewell from His Teammates as He is Taken Out in His Last Career Game
21146 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
Oh, I don't think so!
21146 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
SLPT: If it works, it works.
21145 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
The Plan to Use Fitbit Data to Stop Mass Shootings Is One of the Scariest Proposals Yet
21144 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
TIL Tycho Brahe, the famed Danish astronomer noted for the accuracy of his observations, had a pet elk who died after consuming too much beer and falling down the stairs. Brahe also lost part of his nose after a sword duel with his third cousin over which of them was the superior mathematician.
21144 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
Fireworks in reverse
21143 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
Just wait till New Years Eve for the drama to resurface
21143 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
Kids are so stupid
21141 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
AITA for buying my wife a Roomba for Christmas?
21141 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
AITA for tricking my girlfriend in to thinking I was going to propose to her yesterday?
21141 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Akiem Hicks taunts Andrew Luck in Pro Bowl Dodgeball and gets nailed
21138 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
DRA-VARYS
21138 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
This got me
21138 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Video made by his gf: Riley Howell, Who Died Stopping UNC Charlotte Shooter honored as a Jedi Master by George Lucas.
21138 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
Well that is adorable
21136 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
Pewds needs Minecraft shaders
21135 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
New Zealanders surrender thousands of firearms five months after Christchurch massacre
21135 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
Must’ve wanted a different game
21134 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
Millionaire ruins child’s birthday party and hits the parents
21134 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
In fairytales, stepsisters are bad. In porn, stepsisters are good.
21134 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
Skinny hot girl tea
21132 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
Water Slide
21131 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
This kid has a future in roasting
21128 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
America fucking sucks
21128 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
College student genius
21128 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
Fifth time I match with a girl with this bio (quoting Cersei).
21128 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019
2meirl4meirl
21127 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
Payback to the shitty boss!
21127 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
4 days after the finale, still depressed.
21126 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
The backstory
21125 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
My headphones with an adapter actually already had the correct piece screwed under the end
21124 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
TIL Killer whales in the wild have not been responsible for a single human casualty.
21123 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
You have been visited by the disapproving Christmas Corgi! Happy Holidays!
21122 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
Noisy Fan
21122 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
Y'all already know what happened here
21122 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
Swastika on Nuremberg stadium destroyed after war
21122 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
Percentage of air in Chip Bags
21121 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
I built a face in a lake.
21121 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
No need to think twice! Invest in your future for profits that‘ll get your dad’s attention!
21120 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
Pun on point.
21119 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
Awhh
21119 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
High tech, indoor farms use a hydroponic system, requiring 95% less water than traditional agriculture to grow produce. Additionally, vertical farming requires less space, so it is 100 times more productive than a traditional farm on the same amount of land. There is also no need for pesticides.
21119 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
I think this summarizes my dog completely
21118 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
Donald Trump vs. the United States of America
21117 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
Twitter proposals
21117 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
Cupcake powered tram
21117 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
“I started out with nothing.”
21117 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
Alabama court forces rape survivor to allow rapist to have visitation with children
21115 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
What is obviously a scam, yet millions of people seem to fall for it?
21115 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
Cuomo to Sign Bill to Allow Release of Trump’s State Tax Returns
21115 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
What would your dream hobby be if time and money were not an issue?
21114 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
‘K’ = Okay, ‘KK’ = Okay, ‘KKK’ = Not okay
21114 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
oof
21114 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
Girls cute, guys cute, Minecraft good, Fortnite bad, just bought condoms, might have depression, memes stolen, breakup stories, beat up kid wearing Fortnite merch, shitpost about getting laid, shitpost about being gay, shitpost about depression, shitpost about getting good grades, isn’t my mom weird
21113 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
I hate vacuuming
21113 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
Broadcast team having a little fun with a baseball player named "Arquimedes"
21112 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
Another useless thing to learn
21112 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
The penetration of various wavelengths of light at different depths under water
21112 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
Two years ago today I married my husband in a garden nursery. We had an unexpected (but highly loved) little guest I thought Reddit would appreciate.
21111 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
Felt so good
21110 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
I deeply appreciated this relationship
21110 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
AITA for flirting with 19 year old girls and defending myself when being called a predator.
21109 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
Official poster of Makoto Shinkai's Weathering With You
21109 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Parenting 101
21108 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
Pupper does a bamboozle
21108 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
Waterbending
21108 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019
Do you remember the taste of strawberries?
21107 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
This guy is building an open-source E-reader. Please support him.
21107 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
The Outrage of NBA Fans is Disproportionate.
21107 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
Very niche tattoo shop
21106 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
Goku Spirit Bomb Lamp
21106 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
"Hey dad, I'm cold"
21106 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
[NO SPOILERS] Everyone’s loving my mom as Lady Olenna, so I think it’s also worth noting my dad also did an A+ job with his Dany costume
21106 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019