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I got super liked by my highschool crush and now I'm nervous 😳
55080 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
They don’t let you smile in passport photos because they want you to look the same as if you were standing in line at customs for an hour
55078 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
Thank you Mr.Gorbachev!
55077 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019
It’s all the credentials he needs.
55077 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
he's not wrong
55075 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
Acclaimed WWI Documentary 'They Shall Not Grow Old' Returning to Theaters in December
55071 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
Yes that's your mom. P.S. the Chinese banner says "Happy divorce"
55068 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
LPT: If clothes or towels have a mildew smell, add some plain white vinegar to the washing machine, along with detergent, for the freshest smelling laundry ever. Note: Clothes will NOT smell like vinegar. It is highly diluted as well as going through the rinse cycle. Tried and true. Thanks Grandma!
55066 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
Grandma bro
55060 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, nuclear furnace.
55058 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
Me in my Snoopy sweater in 1981 and my son in the same sweater in 2017
55056 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
Tianamen Square (2013). Incredibly Graphic Footage of the Massacre [1:18:40]
55055 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
Donald Trump earns place in history with how America treats migrant children – At a detention center, kids have gone hungry and without beds. They've seen outbreaks of scabies, shingles and chickenpox. For those watching, this is what a national disgrace looks like
55055 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
Anti-vaxxers banned from raising money on GoFundMe
55055 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
Luigi's Luigi
55053 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019
When the guard you just shot reveals his true form
55052 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
Wholesome gatekeep
55051 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
Currently over 4 meters (13 ft.) of snow at Riksgränsen skii resort in northen Sweden
55050 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
Was driving by and saw a dog barking at me , turns out one of his puppies was stuck
55047 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
Kevin Spacey gang affiliated at this point
55042 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
C
55040 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
I just found out that harvest mice love pollen so much that they often fall asleep inside flowers eating it and idk i just feel like everyone should know this information
55037 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
TIL that C.S. Lewis nominated J.R.R. Tolkien for the 1961 Nobel Prize for Literature. He was rejected on the grounds that his writing "has not in any way measured up to storytelling of the highest quality."
55036 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
In your 20s you’re worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway.
55035 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
I relate to this hard tho
55032 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
Why yes, yes I do
55031 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
Shout out to Bitwit for the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen! https://youtu.be/KTi5NzXubLo
55026 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
If you square up with firefighters at a car fire?
55023 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
Federal Judge Orders Release Of Khashoggi Records By U.S. Government
55022 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
Whistleblower's Lawyers Say Trump Has Endangered Their Client as President Publicly Threatens 'Big Consequences'; "Threats against a whistleblower are not only illegal, but also indicative of a cover-up."
55021 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
Took 1 intro-level programming class starterpack
55021 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
Egg Roulette.
55016 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
I'm not racist but...
55015 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
TIL during World War II, young black musicians started calling each other "man" as a sign of respect, in part because they were so tired of being referred to as "boy".
55015 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
LPT: Adopt an adult dog from a shelter if you want a companion but don't have time/ patience to train a puppy. They are already potty trained in most cases and love you all the same.
55014 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019
‘Murica
55014 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
She doesn't eat the part of the fry her fingers touched
55011 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
Getting a speeding ticket on your towed car
55005 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
How this week is turning out
55004 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
TIL Alec Guinness agreed to be in Star Wars (Obi-Wan Kenobi) only after his initial salary was doubled, and that he would receive 2.25% of all gross royalties paid to George Lucas, and never have to make a publicity appearance.
54997 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
Subreddit That Hates on ‘Game of Thrones’ Is the Most Popular TV Subreddit of 2019
54996 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
‘Am I a mama now?’
54987 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
Cop is Not Okay with EMT Trying to Protect a Severely Injured Man from being Tased by said Cop
54985 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
The temptation of the hair ball
54985 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
Australia’s Christmas Island has bridges for crabs to prevent them for being crushed under the wheels of cars during the mass migration
54984 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
I’ve gotten this line way too many times
54984 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
Yang calls out 'reality TV show' style elections that resulted in Trump: 'We need to be laser-focused'
54983 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
It's Al-Gebra, not Al-Qaeda
54981 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
My wife’s 91 y/o grandpa wanted to try flip cup
54981 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
The parents who complain that their “kids can’t stay off their phones these days” are probably the same ones who shoved an IPad in front of them as toddlers to keep them quiet.
54979 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
Her reaction to having her photo taken
54977 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
Long painful death
54976 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
an actual FREE TO PLAY game
54972 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
This is me at 18 months. Yes, those are needles on the windowsill and yes, this is what the entire house looked like. #druggymomlife
54971 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
Going on dates just for the free “expensive” food. About as trashy as it gets.
54967 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
Parents of reddit, what is most fucked up secret you are hiding from your children?
54966 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
What 4 years of college amounts to
54964 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
Watching 101 Dalmatians at a bar.
54964 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
Idiot keeps brake checking... until justice is served
54959 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
Painted my sisters PS4 because they wanted it that way, how’s it look?
54957 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019
First Poster for Netflix's Documentary 'Fyre' - A behind the scenes look at the infamous unraveling of the Fyre music festival.
54956 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
*Nodding in agreement*
54956 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
My wife’s ER bill came in today..
54953 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
Watch Elon die inside when the Tesla Armor Glass breaks during demonstration
54950 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
I work at a small gaming store. This monstrosity came in today... The Nintendo Gamecube ASCII Keyboard Controller.
54947 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
What
54947 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
Independent Nation of Samoa Arrests Anti-Vaccination Activist As Measles Death Toll Rises
54947 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
'This is What a Dictatorship Looks Like': Bolivian Security Forces Open Fire on Indigenous Protesters in City of Cochabamba | "State violence in Bolivia."
54943 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019
TIL that Louis Armstrong wore a Star of David pendant for most of his life, up until the day he died, to commemorate a Jewish family that had taken him in and cared for him as a child.
54941 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019
Sad but true
54940 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
The grass where my dog goes to the bathroom grew 10x faster than the rest.
54936 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
People who spend at least 2 hours in nature a week are significantly more likely to report good health and higher psychological wellbeing, according to a new large-scale study (n = 19,806), which found that it didn’t matter whether this was achieved in a single visit or over several shorter visits.
54934 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
This is actually awesome
54933 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019
Steam 2019 - change my mind
54927 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
Crowd chanting 'welcome home Ilhan' greets Omar at airport
54922 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
So cats was a disaster waiting to happen.
54916 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
When your one piece sink/counter randomly explodes at 3am.
54914 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019
Zombieland 2 official poster
54910 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
Jurassic park
54905 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
Mom refuses to pay for “cheap toys” her kids break
54902 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
Britain No Longer Permitting Rape Scenes, Sexual Violence in Films Rated for Under 15 Year Olds
54900 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
The college debt is too damn high!
54899 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Scotland Is Now Generating So Much Wind Energy, It Could Power Two Scotlands
54897 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019
Michael Cohen implicated Trump in at least 11 different felonies
54895 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
Clark the bald eagle out of his carrier while going through security.
54894 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
Blinking white guy using his powers for good
54893 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
Trump has 62 percent disapproval rating in new AP poll
54892 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
Kids at Disneyland surprised by Spider-Man who reveals himself to be Tom Holland. Also ft. Zendaya, Gyllenhaal, and Batalon
54892 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
TIFU by submitting hardcore furry erotica instead of my final paper.
54885 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
Dropping the glass into a custom coffee table!
54885 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
Steve Irwin explains why he likes money
54884 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
The bird’s neck roll at the end has me wheezing
54884 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
What is the scariest thing you’ve ever seen while driving at night?
54882 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019
History repeats itself
54881 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
A professor of Space Law is arguing the Apollo lunar landing sites (such as Tranquility Base) should be placed on the international World Heritage List. Currently, there is no law against running over, erasing, or carving out and selling the first bootprints imprinted on the Moon.
54876 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
The "Bocksten man" bog body. The skeleton of a man who died around 700 years ago in Sweden, found with his full head of hair intact
54874 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
She didn't have a problem with it until we were 2 hours away from home, then suddenly it was a huge problem.
54873 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
Remember the spinning ballerina illusion? This is somehow twice as confusing.
54862 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
Speed bump and cross walk signs in Iceland look like alien abduction
54858 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
RIP freedom
54858 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019