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4 USD and a shoutout for a “cartoon portrait “ because yes, that’s totally fair. When I deny their “offer” i get threatened with a NEGATIVE shoutout ! 😪
15261 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
All of Andy’s friends are Andy as well from Toy Story
15260 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
In Serbia, a physical education teacher independently neutralized a man who broke into the classroom with AK-47 and took the students hostage. He simply attacked the terrorist and managed to disarm him, having received "light damage to his fists."
15260 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
Incest are so beautiful
15259 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
Three men invite widow eating alone to join them for dinner
15259 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
Eye Exam
15258 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
Found on r/memes
15257 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
If you’d like to quit your job, it’s a smart idea to have already accepted a new job before you leave. If you’d like to quit your relationship, it is a trashy idea to have already accepted a new one before you leave.
15257 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
Buy now, huge return on investment
15255 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
Sexual assault. It happens here.
15254 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
Yesterday I got to throw out the first pitch for the Rays. The thing about throwing out first pitches is it only makes news when it’s bad.
15254 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
You are forgiven
15254 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
There you have it r/Europe. Only a few left to join the 40s club.
15254 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019
"And now you die, amigo", digital, 1314 х 1552
15253 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
👻 Ghost Baby 😂 (Credit: Seen on FB)
15252 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
I was raped at 14 years old and got pregnant. My father is pro-life and there was no access to an abortion. I gave my baby up for adoption and I have dealt with suicide attempts, body dysmorphia, anxiety, And PTSD.
15251 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
Confrontation on public bike path
15251 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
He did perfect
15250 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
Stay clean bro, we're all proud of you
15250 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
An asshole
15250 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
Child labor was widely practiced in US until a photographer showed the public what it looked like (2019)
15250 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
Doggo showing us how to use the pedestrian lane
15250 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
United States wins 13-0 over Thailand in their opening match of the Women's World Cup, setting a new record for largest margin of victory
15249 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
AITA for evicting my boyfriend's daughter for disrespecting my vegan lifestyle?
15249 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
Y’all will get this, I KNOW that.
15249 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
No parachute? No Problem
15248 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
the right way to makeup for being an idiot
15247 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
Nononono
15247 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
Water drops
15247 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
18 yo a level student, applying to mathematics at oxfords, fancies a girl who is also applying to oxford but too afraid to ask her out. Do your worst, internet
15247 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
Every time I visit my parents house I find out they've got new cutlery
15246 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
Stylist does what she can to accommodate a customer so they can look their best yet is shamed and bashed for trying to work on looking her best..
15246 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
You are the only error in this world, Jon
15245 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
The two-sided statue of Mephistopheles and Margaretta (19th Century) at the Salar Jung Museum in India. The sculpture is carved out of a single log of sycamore wood. Artist unknown
15245 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
I really miss this cake from school, what were people fav school dinners?
15244 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
Jai Courtney Confirms He’s Returning As Captain Boomerang For James Gunn’s ‘The Suicide Squad’
15244 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
Inside The Secret World of Incels (2019) - "The team behind a new BBC Three documentary, Inside The Secret World Of Incels, managed to convince three self-described incels to share their stories on camera."
15244 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
Oh. Hello there.
15243 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
Be nice or it will come back to bite you
15243 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
A cat with beautiful fur
15242 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
A step in the right direction. We need you Sony!
15242 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
Nintendo Switch Lite: a smaller, cheaper Switch built for handheld play
15242 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
[Schweppe] Just had our “Free Hong Kong” sign confiscated at Capitol One Arena at the Wizards game against the Guangzhou Long Lions. #FreeHongKong #NBA #Censorship
15240 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
Barky Allen takes a big fall!
15239 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
It's a game of world domination being played by two people who can barely run their own lives...
15239 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
OC - I got a girlfriend
15238 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
New York train rider reports suspicious packages, turn out to be machines used to report suspicious packages
15238 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
Voter Suppression Is the Expressed Policy of Virtually Every Republican Officeholder
15238 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019
After many requests here is the attempt to make it.
15237 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
I’m confused...
15237 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
Record Numbers of Americans Want to Leave the U.S: 40% of women younger than 30 would like to leave the U.S - Canada is top desired destination for would-be migrant Americans
15236 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
To rob a store in Russia
15236 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
Let's Be Honest With Ourselves...
15236 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
Nuhh uhh
15235 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
I miss Peter Dinklage being my ghost =/
15235 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
UPDATE: AITA for threatening to sue my parents for taking out student loans in my name?
15235 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
PSA: You're allowed to read whatever you like, don't feel you "have" to read certain types of books
15234 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
Fastest methods of transport in Minecraft
15232 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
This Is the Dumbest White House Scandal in History and Trump Can’t Let It Go
15231 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
The former Apple lawyer who was supposed to keep employees from insider trading has been charged with insider trading
15229 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
No, you being groped doesn't make you a survivor
15229 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Happy Day of German Unity! (Germany's national holiday)
15228 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
multi-chrome bathroom
15228 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
Face of a man
15228 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
TIFU by almost getting my dad in trouble for child porn
15227 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
Ouch
15226 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
picture the scene...
15225 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
YSK firefox is offering a service to check wether your data was breached or not. It checks databases in DarkWeb for your email. The service is free and you can check unlimited emails with the service.
15225 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
Apparently not
15224 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
Kevin Durant tore his Achilles on his non-dominant leg. Every other case of a star player tearing their Achilles was on their dominant leg, except for one... Dominique Wilkins. The only one who came back at full strength.
15224 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
Never
15223 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
Happy environment noises
15221 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
2 for the price of one.
15221 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
AITA for kissing my ex-girlfriend before her parents pulled her off life support?
15220 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
Mods on r/teenagers ban shitposts and a large majority of memes. Users are protesting by threatening to not post on Monday and downvote anyone who does post. Mods remove the post calling for the protest.
15220 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
Gavin the Savage
15220 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
J. R. R. Tolkien was born today in 1892. This is what he sounded like as he read and sang his work aloud.
15220 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
ELI5: when doctors declare that someone “died instantly” or “died on impact” in a car crash, how is that determined and what exactly is the mechanism of death?
15220 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
Boston Dynamics: Spot Launch
15219 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Sometimes it happens....
15219 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
Paul Rudd on the secrecy of Avengers: Endgame (The Graham Norton Show)
15219 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
I made a crooked drawer to fit in a tight corner of a small kitchen
15219 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
sounds like a good ending to me
15218 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
Bears stun tourist as they walk on hind legs
15218 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
Specialized Fish Tank Trap
15217 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
Tried to get a friend to watch Game of Thrones a while ago and this is what she said
15217 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
Is it bad that I got this girl kicked out our dance class for this...
15217 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
Quick PSA
15217 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
Married twice?
15216 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
We clear?
15216 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
Bridge demolished and cleared in 15 hours
15215 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
Melody Donchet freestylin
15215 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
Just gimme one hour and imma locate Czech Republic
15215 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
I'm not racist, but I can't stand _________
15213 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
Breaking into a free vending machine
15212 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
Jorstin Baber
15211 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
Just shut up !
15211 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Waiting for daddy
15210 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
Apex Legends Players Call For Respawn To Region Lock China
15210 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
Me irl
15210 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019