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Reddit (2019)

  1. +1 for safety measures though!

    24726 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  2. Realistic goals.

    24723 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019

  3. Milking a cow

    24723 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019

  4. Piece of shit mother closed fist punches her sun on Facebook live.

    24723 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019

  5. 30 years from now you’re a professor of Meme history. What’s your first topic?

    24721 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019

  6. Aggressively throw your money into this profitable investment!

    24721 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019

  7. Had a feeling it was too good to be true

    24720 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019

  8. Sammi taking a swim in Florida

    24719 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  9. Painting with a Puppet.

    24718 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  10. Good for him.

    24715 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019

  11. My dog died by a creeper awhile ago, so I built the biggest pyramid grave to immortalize how good of a boy he was (PS4)

    24715 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019

  12. It’s rewind time

    24714 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019

  13. The legend of pulling the sword from the Stone could have been just extracting ore from a rock and making a sword out of it.

    24714 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019

  14. [OC] Updated World Trigger Map.

    24713 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019

  15. My 3 yo son and I raised monarchs last fall. The butterflies seemed to just love him!!! One of my favorite pics 🦋💕

    24712 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  16. States Cancelling GOP Primaries, Caucuses To Protect Trump

    24711 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019

  17. Professional female squash players in Spain were given a dildo, waxing strips and foot files as gifts by the squash federation after winning a competition. This is outrageous and offensive to women worldwide.

    24711 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019

  18. Found this beauty at my local college

    24710 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019

  19. Aww, now he can fly with the-

    24709 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019

  20. Disney and Sony agree

    24709 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019

  21. Anon likes black people

    24708 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019

  22. Iconic

    24706 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019

  23. I Built The Most Confusing House For A Map (Seamless Teleportation)

    24705 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019

  24. Amazing customer service

    24704 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019

  25. If English becomes a dead language like Latin, what English sentences will be quoted by intellectuals who want to look smart?

    24703 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  26. Weird flex

    24703 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019

  27. An unexpected gem arises

    24703 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019

  28. Quick fake China Is Asleep! Up-vote flag of REAL China.

    24703 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  29. Red vs Blue was way too advanced for us

    24703 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  30. You spelled “nudes” wrong

    24702 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019

  31. Does this count as a rare insult?

    24702 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019

  32. Looks like the bean garden is coming along nicely

    24702 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019

  33. Puppy was scheduled to be euthanized. Vet rescues and treats him instead.

    24701 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  34. Broccoli is one of the best vegetables and doesn't deserve the hate it gets

    24700 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019

  35. Truth

    24699 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  36. Muslim family dragged out of Belgian embassy in Beijing by Chinese police - A Belgian diplomat was expected to travel to China’s restive Xinjiang region on Tuesday to try and confirm the whereabouts of the woman and her four children, who are members of the Uighur minority.

    24698 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019

  37. Notre Dame fire, Me, Oil Painting, 2019

    24696 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019

  38. This doctor is recruiting an army of medical experts to drown out fake health news on Instagram and Twitter

    24696 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019

  39. You hope that your friends forget your “embarrassing moment”, but in reality you probably forget all of theirs

    24696 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019

  40. Model of how earthquake dampeners affect a building

    24695 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019

  41. TIL after civil rights leader Rosa Parks was robbed and assaulted in 1994, Little Caesers' founder Mike Ilich paid her rent every month until she died in 2005.

    24695 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019

  42. TIL Gwen Stefani's brother Eric was originally the keyboardist for No Doubt but left to become an animator for The Simpsons.

    24695 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019

  43. Michael Cohen Testifies Before House Oversight Committee | Part II

    24695 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019

  44. they were called "colonies" for a reason

    24693 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  45. i hope you wont need this one day

    24692 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019

  46. Freakout over children playing on woman's favorite residential shortcut

    24691 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019

  47. This kid

    24691 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  48. HAtiNg AGaInsT wHiTe PeOpLe IS Not rAcIsT (reupload with blocked usernames)

    24691 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  49. They've Still Got It!

    24690 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019

  50. Wholesome

    24690 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019

  51. Leaked image of MC catching Grimer in Pokemon Sword

    24690 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  52. Truly a disgrace to their profession.

    24689 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  53. Caught a Lightning strike in the middle of the road yeaterday - East Meadow, NY

    24689 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019

  54. I'm sorry SrGrafo

    24688 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019

  55. I caught a picture of a hawk mid shit

    24688 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019

  56. And who has a better story than Bran?

    24687 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  57. Showing up for a friend (sound)

    24687 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  58. This photo of a pelican trying to eat my phone

    24687 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  59. LPT: If you’ve got some free time and you’re planning on spending it watching tv/playing video games, etc. make yourself go on a short walk or do some brief exercise beforehand. You’ll probably end up going longer than you planned and you’ll feel better about relaxing after.

    24687 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  60. Bryce Canyon, UT [OC] (3103x3878)

    24686 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  61. [No Spoilers] HBO sent me the actual Map Markers for Targaryen, Stark, and Lannister and commissioned me to do a wood carving integrating all 3 to celebrate the final season. Reddit voting my previous GOT carving to the front page was likely a big reason they found me. Thank you! More to come.

    24686 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  62. Whistleblower exposes $7 billion no-bid Defense Department contract

    24686 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019

  63. Two madlads!

    24686 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  64. Please

    24686 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019

  65. Shhhhhh

    24684 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019

  66. Trump calls Turkey's military offensive in Syria 'a bad idea' after allowing invasion

    24684 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  67. .

    24683 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019

  68. Seth MacFarlane in his first LA apartment. 1990's

    24683 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019

  69. Invest in this and you’ll wanna scream when you see how much profit you’ve made!

    24683 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  70. TIFU by showing my cat a plushie that looks like her

    24683 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019

  71. I hope he is paid by hour

    24683 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019

  72. I hate when youtubers do this

    24682 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019

  73. Cool pic a friend took

    24681 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  74. How much snow does it usually take to cancel schools?

    24681 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019

  75. A girl cuts the line and insults a boy's girlfriend, she didn't see it coming.

    24681 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019

  76. A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

    24681 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019

  77. Hiking on the edge of the world (Iceland)

    24680 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  78. Onwer of instagram account "fuckjerry" builds his company solely on plagiarized meme content. (His networth is nearly 10 million.)

    24680 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  79. This kid wins Halloween

    24680 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019

  80. His Mind Is Blown

    24680 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019

  81. Watching Bridget Jones' Diary and so far she's smoked indoors, looked for a job in the newspaper, watched a VHS and thrown wine bottles away in the normal bin. When did 2001 become a million years ago?

    24679 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019

  82. Chris knows what's up

    24678 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019

  83. Reddit Just got a $150 Million Investment from TenCent who also 40% of Epic Games

    24678 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  84. Chicken head stabilisation

    24677 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  85. The fact that the public accepts that people get raped in prison is absolutely horrible and needs to change.

    24676 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019

  86. PsBattle: Puppy in Snow.

    24675 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019

  87. Looks so easy with this sharp razor.

    24675 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019

  88. TIFU by using the measuring tool app on my dick

    24674 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019

  89. Alright he won🔥

    24672 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019

  90. Sir Michael Caine first saw Shakira Beikish on television in a coffee ad back in 1977. At that moment he was so amazed by her beauty, he began to look for her. Here they are married for 42 years

    24671 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019

  91. Dad showing off his daughter

    24671 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019

  92. Just admit it

    24671 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019

  93. It hits you like a bag of bricks.

    24671 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019

  94. Guy with Underage girl in front row | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

    24671 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019

  95. Feds seize 1 million lbs. of pork smuggled from China to N.J. port amid African swine fever outbreak

    24670 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  96. At least someone's happy

    24669 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019

  97. If you ain't no punk

    24668 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019

  98. Determination - 100!!

    24668 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  99. A new study found that LSD changes something about the way people perceive time, even at microdoses.

    24668 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019

  100. When a doctor refuses to perform a tubal ligation on a young, single woman because her and a "future husband" might want kids... what that doctor is really telling her is that a man she has never even met yet is controlling her body.

    24668 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019