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Happy with a healthy goal
107405 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
I made a texture pack that gives mobs different facial expressions. Should I keep going?
107396 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
Little girl's McDonald's birthday party was ruined as Hong Kong Riot Police stormed the area and shot tear gas into the fast-food restaurant.
107329 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
On 9/11 I like to remind people who make fun of the French of this photo
107320 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
Kazakhstani language is the sound of a diesel engine trying to start up in -40 degrees
107260 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
Man invites entire world to celebrate holiday
107256 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
That must have taken a lot of practice!
107225 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
This is Venezuela right now, Anti-Maduro protests growing by the minute!. Jan 23, 2019
107218 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
Going to hell for sneaking an illegal picture of the Sistine Chapel
107142 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
the line waiting to get through TSA security at the Atlanta airport this morning
107080 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
Our cat is obsessed with blanket forts, so we made him this. He has wares, if you have coin.
107072 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
Louisiana eye doctor offers free eye exams for NFL referees after Saints loss
107055 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
You are never too old to be a kid
107021 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
How the power lines at Lake Pontchartrain, Louisiana, USA simply and clearly show the curvature of the Earth
106920 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
Italy bans unvaccinated children from school
106893 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
The Stranger Things S1 Blu Ray has an unskippable ad for S2 that contains S1 spoilers. And the ad is over 5 minutes long.
106816 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
HALO appears - Epic wants to know your location
106806 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
Working smarter, not harder
106778 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
'Joker' becomes first R-rated movie to gross $1 billion worldwide
106718 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019
"No Jon, I'm pooping"
106710 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
No, Hong Kong is still not giving up yet
106679 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
(44M) About to have quintuple heart bypass surgery due to hereditary issues in less than an hour. Scared as hell. Wish me luck.
106662 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do
106603 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
Cleaning out my great grandmothers mobile home and just found this. In disbelief.
106588 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
Woman locked out of her house gets help from the cat.
106474 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
Best anti-Brexit sign goes to
106435 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
The view from my schools football field.
106360 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
Murdered by numbers?
106356 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
A colleague got angry in a meeting and kicked the wall! Then HR turned into a piece of Art!
106350 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
Spent 10 minutes snapping pics of my wife so she could have 'the perfect sexy Instagram photo.' When she was finally happy I asked her to return the favour. We got this beauty in one take.
106334 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
An 11 year old Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson sitting in the crowd watching his father about to wrestle, 1984
106298 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
My dad has been homeless and unemployed for the past several years. Recently, he got a job at a hospital and can now afford an apartment. Here he is in his new uniform trying to look tough. Things do get better.
106290 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
It’s my son’s first kidding season. I think he is going to be a great goat farmer.
106289 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
Woman realizing the captain of her flight is her Granddaughter
106232 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019
My grandfather making a remark on how few ribbons I have.
106146 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
13 mile hike to celebrate one year of sobriety! I stopped doing AA, so I won’t get a token. Here’s me with a pine cone instead
106125 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
Oh China, never change
106049 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
In the anime, Ash Ketchum was supposed to be a huge Pokémon fan before he left on his journey. But every time he sees any kind of Pokémon, he has to pull out his Pokédex because he doesn’t know what it is. Ash Ketchum was a poser before he left on his journey.
106048 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
The Cats are very concerned as to why Dog isn’t terrorizing them as per usual - and has instead stared at the wall, high af, for 10 minutes straight
106047 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
Starting 2020 with a perfectly timed “I am Iron Man” with Sydney fireworks in the background. Jeez I’m so f*cking happy I pulled this off, pls watch it. Happy New Year from Sydney!
105966 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
TIL a Harvard study found that hiring one highly productive ‘toxic worker’ does more damage to a company’s bottom line than employing several less productive, but more cooperative, workers.
105946 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
“This is some fuckin National Geographic shit"
105878 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
When you’re at a party but you find the dog
105848 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
He still smiles.
105848 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
Iran's president says Trump White House 'afflicted by mental retardation'
105828 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
Anti poachers guarding the gorillas selfie
105798 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Five months in, not stepping back
105797 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
Avatar, the highest grossing film of all time, seems to have made zero impact on culture. No one references the movie and no one really talks about it since it was released 10 years ago.
105770 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
Giant puffball mushroom my sister found in the woods
105736 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
Hong Kong today is like a War Zone
105724 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
One apple a year keeps your wallet empty
105603 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
A wholesome dad
105586 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
Police warn they may use live ammo on protesters in Hong Kong
105468 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
This drawing took me over 100 hours and it was my first real attempt to draw hyperrealism. Zoom in to see the details.
105454 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
did I waste my life
105393 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
Shirts made from plastic bottles
105385 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
I will remember this speech for the rest of my life
105355 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
Hong Kong Protesters helping Journalist after tear gas deployment
105312 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019
🎉CONGRATULATIONS FELIX & MARZIA 🎉
105297 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
I can’t stress enough how much of a gray basket person I am. Wish they had this everywhere!
105293 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
Peter Mayhew, actor of Chewbacca from 'Star Wars', has passed away
105276 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
Who will finish first?
105272 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
I’ll be waiting.
105270 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
NYC from an airplane, tonight
105252 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
s i m u l a t i o n
105172 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
Our saviour
105077 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
I bought a billboard to promote my business and they screwed up the formatting
105077 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
Those YouTube originals look wack
105066 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
wonderful words from a wonderful woman
105059 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
Now more relevant than ever in America
105052 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
My Wii U was gathering dust so I donated it to the local paediatric oncology unit. Now the kids can play Mario during long chemotherapy sessions.
105000 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
The syllables in “on your mark, get set, go” are a countdown
104997 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
Long eyelashes on a windy boat ride
104993 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
Our Nest came through in a big way when we couldn’t be home for Halloween
104945 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
On a comment thread about UPS and USPS workers
104925 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
Now sit your ass down, Stefan.
104883 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
Scientists discover China has been secretly emitting banned ozone-depleting gas
104868 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen when you go to bed after cooking a fancy dinner.
104854 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
Best way to end decade. My lil dude is officially my son.
104636 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
7 years ago I wanted the cheapest cat ever. All of them were too expensive as a college student. But they said they were giving away cats with FIV for $10. This 12 year old bastard is the best $10 I’ve ever spent. And he’s a magnificent prick. I present to you, Hank.
104519 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
If you put together a $1, $2, $5 and $10 pesos coins, you would get the Aztec calendar.
104512 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
I'm a truck driver. I 80 is shut down right now and there is a little arcade inside the truck stop. A new competetive scene has emerged.
104506 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
Tony Hawk's 10 year challenge
104482 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
Micro-Transactions Ruin Gaming
104477 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019
Genuine concern...
104389 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
It's really odd that this is true.
104358 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
"Don't eat this"
104330 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
There is probably at least one white guy, adopted and raised in China, who speaks English with a Chinese accent and strangers just assume he’s a total asshole
104296 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019
Not passed by someone else's misfortune. Well done!
104285 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
Even in a hurricane nobody pays for this expensive water
104275 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
Grown men playing with toy planes, what’s wrong wi...... I’ll have 2 please
104274 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
I’m Bill Gates, co-chair of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. Ask Me Anything.
104215 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
The trashy manager
104200 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
Finally found where he’s been disappearing to 🐶
104191 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
Chain Chomp made from Amethyst
104180 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
TIL about Marion Stokes, a Philadelphia woman who began taping whatever was on television in 1979 and didn't stop until her death in 2012.. The 71,000 VHS and Betamax tapes she made are the most complete collection preserving this era of TV. They are being digitized by the Internet Archive.
104153 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
That generation just doesn't have their priorities straight.
104084 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
So Activision has secretly added Loot Boxes to BO4. It is now a $60 game, with a $50 season pass, that also has a battle pass you can buy tiers on, direct purchases in game, and now supply drops. Seriously, stop buying Activision’s Games people.
104067 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
Hong Kong press wears helmets, eye masks and reflective vests to express discontent towards local police's actions.
103881 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019
Moving 400 miles and have been having to travel with my cat, who unexpectedly loves car rides!
103852 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019