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Once a liar always a crook
38097 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019
Which quote is most improved by tacking "here, in the middle of this Olive Garden" to the end of it?
38097 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
This man, who can only see in one eye, bought this dog who was born with one eye that no one else wanted.
38097 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
me irl
38096 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
I wouldnt mind be called Mekaneck
38092 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
Protected sea turtle being sat on and it's back stepped on. (Unfortunately faces were all blurred by originator)
38092 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
Three more altar boys claim they were abused by priests in Vatican
38091 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019
What is a universally accepted pain that most people know the feeling of?
38091 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
The gum I bought in Japan comes with a stack of paper for easy disposal
38091 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
Do not walk on rocks
38088 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
Hong Kong protesters make way for emergency vehicle to pass through crowd
38086 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
The hero we all need
38083 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
Icy fresh
38083 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
When an ad says 99% of people can't beat this level, it's because nobody plays it.
38081 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
Maybe Maybe Maybe
38080 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
The back of this cereal box had cutout "actual reality goggles"
38078 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
My gf's dad got his first iPhone. This is him trying to message her using speak-to-text
38078 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
A neat demonstration of how buildings of varying heights can be affected by seismic waves of different strengths
38077 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
1984=2018. Dystopia Made Real...
38076 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
Subway employee's of Reddit what was the grossest sub you've had to make?
38075 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
Jan’s Naked Breasts (DELETED SCENE)
38074 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
The Working Person
38070 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
This is how you deal with spoiled nagging girls
38070 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
Big quacc
38065 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
My oil painting of X-Wing Fighters on canvas
38062 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
HIS QUEEN
38059 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
A YouTuber with over 10M Subscribers Falsely copyrighted a smaller YouTuber Because he exposed him for Stealing from Pewds.
38058 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
I’ve outdone myself this year
38056 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
What do you have ZERO sympathy for?
38054 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
Yo where the fuck my uber takin' me?
38052 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019
me irl
38051 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
What was your 'I don't get paid enough for this' moment at work?
38050 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
my cat the first I saw her
38050 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019
Only the finest restaurants can afford a full time “bong stroker”.
38049 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
Face ride
38047 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
Bryan Singer Hit With Fresh Allegations of Sex With Underage Boys
38044 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
Reposting to give the people what they want: The more you read it, the trashier it gets....
38044 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
What sequel to a film do you feel is better than the original?
38043 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
This difference between presidents
38042 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
They found a dead spot on the court at the Australian Open
38042 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Staged fight for teacher's birthday surprise
38041 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
TIFU By Making a Grown Man Cry at My Work
38041 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
One of the teachers at my New Zealand school's drawing!
38038 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Men who throw acid on women for perceived "disobedience"
38037 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
This small text on the rockets in Spider-Man ps4 game
38036 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
How yesterday's fishing trip felt.
38035 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019
TIFU by inhaling my tongue ring, ending up pregnant and almost dead.
38033 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Ohio I hope you are listening #election2020
38033 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
Hand...slightly...too...fat....
38026 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
Cannabis could be an effective treatment option for pain and insomnia, for those looking to avoid prescription medications, including opioids, suggests a new study (n=1,000) of legalized marijuana. Among 65% of people taking cannabis for pain, 88% were able to stop taking opioid painkillers.
38024 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
The main child actors in Harry Potter were tutored on set so they theoretically went to school at Hogwarts
38023 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
The dust a flag left on my wall, makes It look like the wall is fabric.
38017 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
TIL that the groundwork for modern medical training - which is infamous for its grueling hours and workload that often lead to burnout - was laid by a physician who was addicted to cocaine, which he was injecting into himself as an experimental anesthetic.
38017 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
Screw this guy in particular
38016 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
AITA if I stop paying my daughter’s tuition over a disgusting comment she made towards my new girlfriend?
38016 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
Stone Posted A Picture Of The Federal Judge On His Case With Crosshairs
38016 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
I am glad he did it
38015 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
Typical Chinese job offer
38013 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
Not to mention all of the actually supremely intelligent characters that she has met throughout the series.
38011 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
When Referees TROLLS Players
38011 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
A bountiful feast just inches away
38010 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
New Mexico is the third state to legally require 100% renewable electricity - The bill, which passed 43-22, requires the state (now one of the country’s top oil, gas, and coal producers) to get 50% of its energy from renewables by 2030 and 80% by 2040. By 2045, it must go entirely carbon-free.
38008 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
You have the same amount of gold medals as almost every one who’s been in the Olympics
38007 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
Exceptional golf shot
38007 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
Blessed_GingerAle
38005 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
Americans are dying because they can’t afford their insulin. That’s now a 2020 campaign issue.
38004 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
[NO SPOILERS] Best CGI Dragon ever, thank you to the special effects team on this show
38000 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Boris Johnson Hit by Resignations After Revealing His Plan to Suspend Parliament
37998 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
I'm the manager of a small, locally owned ice cream shop. I was told to put this here.
37997 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
China warned other countries not to attend UN meeting on Xinjiang human rights violations – NGO
37993 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
My dad playing guitar on top of a giant stack with Heart - Japan Jam '79
37992 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
TIL Zoe Saldana is the only person to appear in 2 movies making $2 billion or more in the box office.
37990 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
Just a typical day at Walgreens
37985 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
Father of the year award
37985 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
To insult gay men
37985 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
🙏 If the green car is an idiot, give me a sign. Amen
37984 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
My girlfriend wanted to get a cat, but I didn't, so we compromised and got half a cat.
37983 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
The hat with good intentions
37981 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
Beluga flexing
37981 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
Just owning the libs
37978 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
New Senate report says Russia used social media to support Trump at direction of Kremlin
37976 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
I'm confused about duck diet now
37973 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
Kids of “back in my day” parents, what’s the most annoying thing they ranted about?
37972 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
Amber Rudd resigns as Boris Johnson's government plunged into further chaos
37970 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
Oh yea thats what we worry about
37960 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
A beautiful blended family
37958 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
LOTR & return of the GOT memes
37956 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
LPT: If your clothes don't smell fresh even after washing, it could be your machine. The easiest way to get rid of mold in your machine is to use 1-2 dishwasher tabs or some detergent and do a cycle without clothes.
37956 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
Unwholesomely wholesome, don’t be self conscious
37955 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
I am Fish
37954 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
LPT: If you pay for Netflix, reset your password every year or two. That way anyone who's been using it will reach out to you when they can't log in, allowing you to keep tabs on your freeloaders and decide whether or not to continue letting them use it for free.
37954 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
The old lady will not be ignored
37949 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
Relatable
37948 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
Ozzy and his granddaughter
37947 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
Man Saves Trapped Wolf
37946 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
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37946 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
Always Look For a Reason For His Diversions...
37945 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
A vicious cycle.
37944 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
Finally he is with the big women!!
37943 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
This trashy asshole working at the theater thinks it's good to swap out diet drinks for regular ones
37941 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019