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TIL turkeys were always presented to presidents to be killed for their Thanksgiving meals. Then in 1989 George HW Bush became the first to pardon a turkey instead.
39574 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
The English language
39574 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
My mother, who I barley see due to college, decided to come up for my 20th. She also never truly played a video game in her life, and beat me and some CPUs at Mario Party. I just couldn't help but feel happy and proud for her when she won
39574 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
Just add three things template. Couldn’t be simpler. Invest now!
39574 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
LPT: If you have aging parents, go through their bills with them and make sure they're paying fair market price for things like cable and energy. My parents were paying over $750 a month for electricity and over $400 for cable.
39572 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
This pup can't get enough. "Let's go again!"
39571 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
And that's a fact
39571 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Barn kitty
39571 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
Pretty sure this is what my Ex used to do to me.
39569 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
Most Americans would rather spend the $5 billion Trump is demanding for the border wall on infrastructure, education, or healthcare
39568 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
Doggo does a save
39565 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
Happy Hannukah!
39563 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
Courtesy of "The Oatmeal"
39561 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
The universe is only about 13.7 billion years old, give or take, and we've still got a couple trillion years left until all the stars burn out. Maybe the reason we haven't detected any aliens yet is because we're a bit too early to the party.
39558 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
Usually a lurker but wanted to share this one, meet my cat, Omelette!
39557 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
Rainbow shark body paint
39557 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
What is this one sexual fact everyone would benefit knowing?
39553 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
Odd phrasing, but ok.
39553 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
What is a song that you consider to be perfect?
39552 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
I’ll just go blind, it’s fine.
39552 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
A book on how to destroy someone's life
39552 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Strong winds made some sweet icicles [OC]
39551 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
Nematode slowly eaten alive under a microscope
39548 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
Student climate protest in Cologne, Germany
39548 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
Power tripping piece of shit
39548 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
Robert Downey jr’s transformation from a drug addict whom no one in Hollywood wanted,to one of the world's biggest superstar is the most amazing redemption arc ever.
39547 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
First Poster for ‘The Mandalorian’
39547 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
Needless to say, my boss told me to stop screwing around.
39546 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
Pretty embarrassing that Pokémon did it first.
39544 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
Bringing your kid with you to a sex shop
39544 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
Testimony Of Michael D. Cohen - Committee On Oversight And Reform U.S. House Of Representatives [February 27, 2019]
39541 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
UNLIMITED COINS
39539 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
My friend just moved in to a new flat and this is her neighbours garden
39538 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
I had no idea Nokia made doors
39537 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
TIL that printer companies implement programmed obsolescence by embedding chips into ink cartridges that force them to stop printing after a set expiration date, even if there is ink remaining.
39536 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
EMT carrying a puppy from a house fire last night
39536 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
Local kids' metal group absolutely shreds it.
39535 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
This toilet seat cover
39535 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
2002 - 2006 The Golden Era Of Star Wars Games
39534 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
Hey reddit, all of your encouragement inspired me to make a website to take commissions for my skull carvings! I can't thank you enough for your support! Link and info in comments
39533 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
What is good for only a minute?
39532 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
Untouched Snow is So Satisfying
39529 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
High speed tank vs. car
39526 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
What a lovely woman
39525 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
Jon Stewart: McConnell has 'never' dealt with 9/11 responders compassionately
39523 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
Asap Rocky convicted of assault by Swedish criminal court
39523 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
Realistic drawing of a drop of water
39523 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
TIL Sean Connery once beat up four men single-handedly for giving some girls a hard time in a club, while Michael Caine held his coat
39523 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Meanwhile in Australia...
39523 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
A monster, with or without the dots
39522 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Hey we did what you asked
39521 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
wow cool belief, thanks for sharing
39520 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
The legal way
39519 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
The Republican Party Completely and Utterly Disgraced Itself at Michael Cohen's Hearing
39518 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
let it grow let it grow
39516 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
That would be just so cool
39514 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
AOC Slams McConnell Campaign's 'Boys Will Be Boys' Defense: 'Boys Will Be Held Accountable For Their Actions'
39513 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
Feels good man
39512 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
Watching porn is the only activity that becomes weirder if you don't masturbate while doing it.
39512 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
Remember when Peter Parker revealed his identity to tens of thousands, including the Wakandan army, all of New Asgard and Dr. Strange's friends?
39512 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
Hiking Interactions
39512 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
What nice thing will you do for somebody today?
39512 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
TIL the Catholic Church has accepted the Big Bang theory and Darwinian evolution since 1950.
39511 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
TIL Thailand used to have a prison called "Khuk Khi Kai," or "Chicken poop prison." The first floor of the prison contained prisoners, and the second floor was a large chicken coop. The grated floor ensured that prisoners were constantly subjected to chicken poop.
39507 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
🤔
39506 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
Winning an argument with your doggo
39503 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
Just a racist pos
39502 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
Instagram bad
39502 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
FDA: It is now illegal to sell tobacco products to people younger than 21
39501 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
Rocket league this morning, I hope they keep it like this.
39499 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
1973 - Me and my best friend in 1973, and then us again 33 years later.
39499 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
This actually made the news
39499 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
Inflicting life-long disfigurement on yourself is never a good idea.
39498 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
Scritches for the goodest boi
39496 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
It's the strongest material known to man
39493 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
What's your favorite phrases for telling someone to stop being a jerk?
39492 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
Fish
39491 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
Visiting Japan, and fell in love with all the different taxis colorways
39491 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
Window washer
39489 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
Just about right!
39489 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2019
When you're playing solo and the squad head in different directions...
39486 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
The entire country should be grateful for Fiona Hill’s commitment to the truth
39485 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019
Another wave I photographed during a storm
39483 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
Trump's State of the Union address is still not happening Tuesday despite shutdown ending, Pelosi says
39482 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
Sometimes everything goes right
39481 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
A 24-year-old biochemist won the Miss Virginia pageant by performing a science experiment onstage as her talent
39474 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
Ocasio-Cortez mocks 'straight pride' parade: More like a 'I-Struggle-With-Masculinity' parade
39473 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Feeling sentimental.
39472 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
Guys are dicks.
39471 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
Its a difficult choice to make.
39471 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
These two are best buds since the first day we came home with the small one
39471 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
The Environmentally Conscious Bro Starter Pack
39470 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
He won
39470 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
[Image] You must have a reason
39470 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
Longest government shutdown in history
39469 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
TIL around 2.5 billion years ago, the Oxygen Catastrophe occurred, where the first microbes producing oxygen using photosynthesis created so much free oxygen that it wiped out most organisms on the planet because they were used to living in minimal oxygenated conditions
39469 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
This Egyptian that looks like Kanye West
39469 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
AOC quotes the bible after Sarah Sanders tells her to leave climate change to God: ‘God says to serve and protect creation’
39468 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
Anyone else love maps like these?
39467 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
TIL that the Secret Service agent who saved President Reagan's life joined the Secret Service after seeing a movie starring Ronald Reagan as a Secret Service Agent.
39466 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019