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CB at Walmart wants to add groceries.
54247 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
Go get the car
54247 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
Made you feel hella accomplished
54244 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
Angry kitty defends house from realtor
54240 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
If Order 66 has taught me one thing, it's that you should never bring a lightsaber to a blaster fight.
54235 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
Today I learned that the 19th Amendment (Women's Suffrage) almost wasn't ratified until a Tennessee senator who was against it (Harry Burns) received a letter from his mother telling him to "be a good boy" and vote for ratification. He broke the deadlock the next day and the 19th was ratified.
54234 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
The correct way to wake up a dog
54226 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
TIL Ryan Gosling gained 60 pounds by drinking melted ice cream to play the father in Peter Jackson's 'The Lovely Bones.' He was then told he was too fat to play the part and the role went to Mark Wahlberg.
54226 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
Fallout IRL
54224 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
no offense
54221 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
California passes law that prevents cities from taxing energy generated by solar rooftop projects
54221 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
So very true
54218 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
I met this guy having coffee at a diner counter in Vegas last week, he showed me his Ford Employee ID card from 1969. He worked at the same Ford production plan in Detroit for over 50 years. He retired a few years ago but still keeps this in his wallet.
54211 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
My wife made a custom cover for my new game.
54211 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
I forgot how to forget? 🤔
54209 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
Grandma is nice
54206 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Don’t ever write a story if you haven’t personally experienced it first hand!
54205 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
Gabriel Nobre, 19, with his mom and sister right after he found out he’d passed Brazil’s famously difficult university entrance exam. The young man had cut a deal with a prep course to clean the building in exchange for free classes to help him prepare for the exam.
54200 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
New Zealand Maori having breakfast and reading the newspaper before work.
54200 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
My axolotls had babies. Here’s one of them.
54199 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
HAPPY UPDATE: It has been 7 months since we learned that my wife (34F) can’t have kids and she still has not “gotten over” it. I (35M) am seriously considering a divorce.
54195 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
Here's a tiny warthog cooling off in a tiny mudpuddle. Wanted to spread some smiles on my cake day. 😊
54195 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
Out of all of the spots to stop and watch the sunrise, thank you random jogger.
54194 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Trump was impeached with more votes against him than any other president
54192 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
The gap between two eggs looks like a bald man yelling
54190 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
TIFU by overestimating my clit and losing sight in one eye.
54189 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
Replacing all my posters with this artwork.
54185 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
Jon Stewart Can't Hold Back Tears At 9-11 Responders' Gift
54185 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
TIFU by leaving THC chocolate out and sending my mom into orbit on edibles
54184 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
LPT: Drag and drop YouTube links into VLC Media Player to play the video without ads, and be able to use all the features of VLC on it
54182 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
To make his death look like a suicide
54179 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
The White House accidentally emailed its Ukraine talking points to Nancy Pelosi
54174 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
Sometimes you just can’t wait
54174 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
[Spoilers] Now that the show is about to end, we should give credit to arguably the best actor not talked about anymore
54173 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
I did a double take when I saw this.
54170 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
Pulled a little sneaky on ya
54169 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
Cardi B Indicted on Felony Charges in Connection With Strip Club Attack
54166 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
This still shouldn't be a debate
54158 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019
Firework show in San Diego where a computer glitch caused the entire 18 minute firework show to go off in 25 seconds
54155 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
This is in the book I’m reading.
54153 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
This makes me feel better being a millennial
54151 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
Military truck runs over protesters in Venezuela amid political unrest
54150 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
Maisie addressing the white elephant in the room
54148 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
Peter Mayhew has passed away
54146 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
I used "deep fakes" to fix the Lion King
54146 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
A soccer club needs to give this guy a contract
54143 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
What is the HARDEST to answer "Would You Rather" that you have heard?
54139 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Alabama newspaper editor who urged Klan to 'ride again' replaced by African-American woman
54137 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
Pussy is carcinogenic
54129 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
It should be illegal to be this adorable.
54128 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
Fickle Beasts
54121 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
When the bathroom door is closed almost all the way, each of the 4 bulbs in the bathroom emits its own distinct beam of light into the room.
54119 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
got invited to an acoustic night as a feature, played my original songs, and at least one person clapped
54115 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
Water bombing a Lego submarine
54110 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
54109 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
Secrets of the trade
54105 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
This sign at my local Panera, reminding customers to be nice to the teenage workers
54105 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
This person lives directly across the street from an elementary school
54101 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
Measles: German minister proposes steep fines for anti-vaxxers - German Health Minister Jens Spahn is proposing a law that foresees fining parents of non-vaccinated children up to €2,500 ($2,800). The conservative lawmaker said he wants to "eradicate" measles.
54098 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
A new lithium ion battery design for electric vehicles permits charging to 80% capacity in just ten minutes, adding 200 miles of range. Crucially, the batteries lasted for 2,500 charge cycles, equivalent to a 500,000-mile lifespan.
54096 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Juan Wick
54096 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019
He tries his best
54096 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
Day 86, they still think I'm one of them.
54094 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
Boba Fett without a helmet during the filming of Return of the Jedi
54093 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Hope he gets her! (all credit goes to Shen Comic)
54090 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
Christianity Today receives boost in new subscriptions after calling for Trump’s removal, editor in chief says
54087 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
Idiot in a GTR thinks he's better than everyone else on the road
54086 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
guy gets tattoo of his brother on his arm
54086 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
The ultimate sacrifice
54084 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
TIL that the New York City Ballet has a shoe budget of $780,000: the dancers go through 500 to 800 pairs of pointe shoes performing The Nutcracker over 6 weeks, and use up even more pairs in 2 weeks performing Swan Lake.
54084 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker poster
54084 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
🅱️
54080 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
In my eyes Mike is just as good as a human
54078 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
A beautiful boy😍
54075 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor
54070 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
TIL because ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ was filmed on a microscopic budget of $60,000, the cast and crew had to work 7 days a week, 12-16 hours a day in 115°F heat in a poorly ventilated farmhouse amid rotting roadkill being used as props to finish the film.
54069 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
Kids these days...
54066 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
TIFU by saying I was tired to my wife.
54062 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019
Redditors with thin walls, what have you heard in your apartment?
54062 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
What is a unique “game” you played as a child?
54057 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
To figure out Trump’s natural skin color
54055 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
Kid (I assume) tries to trade my old PC for nudes of his sister
54055 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
Oh nooo
54052 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019
'Resign Or Be Impeached': Twitter Erupts Over Bombshell Trump Obstruction Report
54052 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
I took a 110 second single exposure of the fireworks at Disney World
54051 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
What the weirdest thing you did while you were high?
54050 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
After years of training, he’s ready for it
54048 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
To compare race with bread....
54047 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
Nature at its best!!
54044 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
What are some underrated combinations?
54039 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
Just traffic cones. Nothing to see here.
54036 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
How long do you think it will be until a reddit post hits 1 million upvotes for the first time? And what will the post be?
54036 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
54035 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
The only words a father needs
54031 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
When you spend 7 seasons learning Dothraki and it becomes a dead language overnight.
54026 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
This kid is actually a legend
54015 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
I honestly love him
54010 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
I created a plague doctor sculpture in Minecraft, I think it turned out pretty good!
54008 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
THIS 👏 MAN 👏 DID 👏 NOT 👏 KNEEL 👏
54007 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
Hello there
54001 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019