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AITA for setting my car alarm off when a woman was sitting on my car?
8315 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019
TIL the phrase "Blood is thicker than water," which we interpret to mean blood relationships are stronger than friendships, actually comes from the phrase "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" which means that chosen relationships are stronger than birth relationships
8315 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
Tip toe
8314 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
starts raping
8314 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Google announces the Pixel 3A and 3A XL, starting at $399
8314 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
This is a meme btw 😁
8313 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
Cursed_diver
8313 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
Detroit police arrest graffiti artist Sheefy McFly, who was hired by city
8313 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
He's "honest" but there are websites dedicated to his lies.
8313 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
A hormone released during exercise, Irisin, may protect the brain against Alzheimer’s disease, and explain the positive effects of exercise on mental performance. In mice, learning and memory deficits were reversed by restoring the hormone. People at risk could one day be given drugs to target it.
8312 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
armor doggo
8312 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
That’s jacked up!
8311 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
I'll just back up slowly...
8310 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
Islamic history
8310 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
now that’s a good boy
8309 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
To Yote-Un, the Sentry Titan Who Left a Hell of an Impression
8309 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
He even turned on the blinkers
8309 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
Falcao: If Messi scores a goal, he'll be asked for two. If he scores from a free kick, they'll say the wall was not lined up correctly. If Argentina loses, there will be talk that it was his fault. That's the price he has to pay for being the best player in the world.
8309 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019
The harder you shake, the more it changes colour
8308 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
The Best Car Alarm You've Heard All Minute.
8308 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
I shit on my neighbors door step
8308 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Casual Japanese Wrestling
8307 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
EA Cancels Open-World Star Wars Game
8306 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
I overlaid the Los Angeles urbanized area over London. As a Brit, I had no idea it was so huge.
8306 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
YSK that a FLASHING check engine light is very different than a SOLID light.
8306 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
Who’s a good boi!
8305 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
Hold ✋ on 😒 a sec 🕗 I 👨‍💻 Gotta 🚶‍♂️ Yawn 😩
8305 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Eh, it's only an eye.
8304 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
Dogs play dead to avoid getting into trouble
8302 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
'Baby Trump' balloon heading to LSU-Alabama game
8301 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
After an obscene grind, i've finally obtained all titles in the game!
8301 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
How do you make your memes?
8301 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Can't argue with this
8301 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019
Big bro
8300 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Wholesome realization
8299 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
deepweb surfers of Reddit, what is the most fucked up thing you have seen of the deepweb?
8299 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
vICIOuS HumaN wEARs thE kITteNS As sLipPerS wHiLe The mOTHeR WATcHeS In HoRROR
8298 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
Dumped before Valentine's Day
8298 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
Kid defends himself after getting bullied
8298 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
You can see the horror in her eyes at the end.
8297 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
Beauty in all aspects!
8297 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
I hate how my culture holds me back because I am a woman
8297 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
This therapy dog helping the Turpin kids through their testimony <3
8297 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
Say it ain't so 😢
8297 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
Why even use a gender neutral bathroom if you’re going to be uncomfortable with “other genders”
8296 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
Mike Trout has won the 2019 American League MVP
8296 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
I See, a Stupid Competition
8296 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
The Lion King isn't "live action", do you see any actor's dressed as animals or actual filmed locations?
8296 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Napoleon's march to Moscow (1812)
8296 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
This is not funny anymore it's just sad
8294 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Wow, just wow!!
8294 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Lindsey Graham says people are only defending McCain to hurt Trump
8293 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
WIBTA for demolishing a public park?
8293 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
19 yr old my second gap year
8293 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
Man brings alarm clock to Costa to wake him up from his post-latte nap.
8292 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
I do medical billing for a major hospital and I believe for-profit health care is evil. AMAA
8292 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
Bonjour, I am a 100-yr old WW2-surviving Bretagne expat living in Australia
8292 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
She embarrassed herself
8290 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
Medicare in the United States of America (circa AD 2019)
8290 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
Current events
8290 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
Cursed_Water
8290 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
Woman going the wrong way pushes a man going the right way.
8289 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
r/SpeechFree is just a copy of r/Conservative
8289 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
TSM Jungler Announcement 2020
8289 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
If you start suddenly getting email/spam "bombed" there's probably a reason
8289 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
Woofer and subwoofers
8288 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
Don't Get It Twisted
8288 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
How does it make you feel when a woman says she "feels safe with you"?
8288 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
Cooper is the best boy.
8288 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
I went on a 20 day trip. I came back to find squatters in my home. They (falsely) claim to have been there for 6 weeks. Do they have tenants' rights?
8287 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
In wreck it Ralph’s Ralph breaks the Internet When Ralph goes to eBay one of the pop-ups says that sassy housewives want to meet you and in the picture of the pop-up is aunt Cass from big hero 6
8286 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
Man Realises he's Been Shitting Wrong During a Podcast
8285 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
Saw this, thought it belongs here
8285 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
Let's not implement a tax on billionaires because it would be too hard
8285 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
Sonic Says:
8284 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
I am 26 and am in a position to save heavily for retirement, but maxing out my retirement accounts seems to be too focused on retiring at 55+
8283 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
AITA for making my MIL pay for food I ordered after she ruined the one we had?
8283 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
What's up with the new Apple stand and why is it so expensive? Does it do anything fancy?
8282 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019
Powerful message
8282 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
Found this on my feed
8282 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
Trump Raids Funds Meant to Deter Russia to Pay for His Wall
8281 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019
I [22/f] let my bf [21/m] know of my past and he immediate ended it
8281 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
What was sex with a new person like after being in a long term/monogamous relationship?
8281 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
Bitch be lookin Oprah rich
8280 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
AITA for blowing up on a girl I invited to a date when she brought a male friend?
8280 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
Wholesome gesture
8279 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
Isis fighter with Down syndrome, with an ak 74, popping shots, sometime in 2017.
8279 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
What's going on with the JOKER movie controversy and fear of attacks?
8279 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
I’m still fairly annoyed that the 2.0 Solstice armor has intentionally poor stats on it.
8279 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
Shutdown Day 17: White House, Dems disagree on definition of ‘negotiating’
8279 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
The Carter administration installed 32 panels on the White House designed to harvest the sun's rays and use them to heat water in 1979. [1600x1127]
8278 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
I made a Da Vinci bridge with matchsticks
8278 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
Barack O_____
8278 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019
Can't buy 2 kegs of beer? Alright then.
8278 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
TIL Paper toilet seat covers are permeable and offer no protection against germs and bacteria
8278 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
Looking for fresh new insecurities to spice things up.
8278 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
Pornhub reports traffic increase amid partial government shutdown
8277 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
I’m a university student going into my 5th year with no job, no money and a severe drinking problem.
8277 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
Thank you for your service Mod Mat K!
8276 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
Vincent Kompany to leave Man City [official facebook]
8276 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019