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Two brothers won the lottery on the same day.
65330 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
Handy dandy guide to teas
65318 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
Super Mario Kart encourages despicable tactics.
65317 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
People cleaning up trash in exchange for fake internet points is a hell of a deal for Earth
65314 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
TIL that Nicolas Cage once outbid Leonardo DiCaprio for a 70 million year old dinosaur skull paying $276,000 for it. After later finding out that the skull was stolen he agreed to return it to the Mongolian authorities.
65310 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
Iranian girl cheers for her favourite football team from behind the fence as Iranian women aren't allowed into stadiums
65303 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
Husband finds out he's having triplets
65300 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
TIL a Portuguese castle enduring a prolonged siege broke the enemies resolve by, in a fake show of plenty, throwing freshly baked bread made from the very last flour in the castle with the message, ‘if you need any more, just let us know’. Fearing a much more prolonged siege, the Spaniards withdrew.
65300 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
TIFU by forgetting to log out of reddit
65299 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
Principal who banned gay books charged with child pornography
65294 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
If you love something, set it free..
65293 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
the fight continues...
65276 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Dumbfuck America
65271 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
It's kinda weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves.
65266 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
Federal Court Rules Suspicionless Searches of Travelers’ Phones and Laptops Unconstitutional
65262 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Help a brother out
65256 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
Some girl fucking cried because she got assigned as my partner on a school project
65254 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
Ninja warrior referee gets the ball down.
65250 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
LPT: To prep for a hurricane, fill every food storage container you have with water and freeze it now. If you lose power, transfer these giant 'ice cubes' to the fridge. They will keep it sufficiently cool to preserve food for days and provide a drinkable water source as the ice melts.
65249 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
The whole of Reddit deserves the renaming
65246 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
Seriously we love em all
65244 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
At this supermarket’s grand opening the shelves have been undisturbed by customers yet.
65236 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
TIL that in the 1980s Alyssa Milano befriended Ryan White(A Boy Ostracized For Having Aids) who was a fan of her works.She went on to appear on The Phil Donahue Show alongside Milano to kiss him on the cheek to show that she could not contract the disease.
65232 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
After over 6 months of working with the data, here is my final composite of January's lunar eclipse in a 100 megapixel image. Zoom in to see the details. [OC]
65228 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019
All that time they spent teaching us cursive, they could've spent teaching sign language instead
65222 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
F in the comments
65217 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
This sign in my local grocery store warning that lemonaid stands are illegal in Minnesota.
65212 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
You know that one "friend" that only messages you when they need something... This is her.
65203 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
Can I offer you a sausage in this trying time?
65203 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
We sure do love restrictive diets!
65201 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019
Every single one of you matter....
65201 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
Halo? Never heard of him.
65201 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
Considering the size, shape and position of a unicorn's horn; it would most likely be used for stabbing potential predators after a high speed charge.This adaptation would most likely go with an extremely aggressive temperament that would make unicorns one of the most dangerous animals in the world.
65200 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
Well ....That was the journey !!
65193 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
She doesn’t get it
65184 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
is that Avatar 3 or Sonic?
65183 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
Making a hand-house for tiny chicks
65183 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
Just in the case that anyone missed this iconic display of idiocy.
65182 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
Built like a brick
65182 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
Fort Worth police killed Atatiana Jefferson in her home in less than 3 seconds.
65181 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
Trump thought Turkey was bluffing and would never actually invade Syria, report says
65180 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
My dad who drives and plays hearthstone and screams at me if I say ANYTHING.
65167 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
It's a tornado drill
65167 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
US House passes resolution calling for Trump-Russia report to be made public
65165 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
Had to be done
65158 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
This teacher correcting exams while students are in class
65155 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
Girl Makes Dolphin Laugh
65152 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
The surface of Venus, taken by Russia’s Venera 13 spacecraft. It lasted 127 minutes before succumbing to the Planet’s extremely harsh atmosphere.
65150 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
Cardinal admits to Vatican summit that Catholic Church destroyed abuse files
65147 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
At least Fire Emblem was ballsy
65147 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
LPT: Librarians aren't just random people who work at libraries they are professional researchers there to help you find a place to start researching on any topic.
65146 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
To punish a child
65142 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
I don't feel so good, Mr Stark
65141 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
Cat saves baby that escaped from her crib from falling down steep stairs....
65135 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
Happy Fathers Day to all the Big Daddies out there!
65134 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
TIL in 2001, a baby bear, lion, and tiger were rescued from a drug dealers house in Atlanta. They had bonded as a trio and remained friends for over 15 years. Usually as animals grow older, they grow apart from other species, but these three remained close and even lived in the same habitat.
65131 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
USS Abraham Lincoln EXTREME High-Speed Turns
65131 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
Full SelfDriving Tesla
65129 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
Invisible boat
65128 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
Lets Strut
65127 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
Video sparks fears Hong Kong protesters being loaded on train to China
65125 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
JOKER - Teaser Trailer - In Theaters October 4
65124 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
What kind of magical drink is that?!
65122 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019
Found my wallet from 1985 in an old jacket. Snapshot of a teenage boys life in the 80s.
65118 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
Blessed_police
65115 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
Trump regrets getting near the eagle
65111 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
I finally caught my roommates cat using the toilet! I’ve been assuming my roommate was the one not flushing.
65108 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
TIL that in 36 BCE, Roman statesman Marcus Varro wrote about germs, describing "minute creatures which cannot be seen by the eyes, which...enter the body through the mouth and nose and there cause serious diseases." The germ theory of disease would not be accepted widely for another 1,900 years.
65107 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
To start a chain
65106 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
A Dog's Wish
65103 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
[OC] I cycled through all the streets Central London
65099 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Til that in 1992, a man named Stefan Mandel won a $27,036,142 jackpot, 6 second prizes, 132 third prizes, and 135 minor prizes in ONE lottery, by buying EVERY SINGLE COMBINATION possible - Over 5.5 million tickets. All 44 US states with lotteries have since changed their laws to prevent this.
65092 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
Charming all da ladies ;)
65091 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
This is my human and mine alone
65086 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
Cybertruck 2077
65079 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
Smoke and mirrors
65078 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
The cast's corresponding subreddits
65078 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
This is fine
65077 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
Pakistani senate to vote on law to make minimum age of marriage set to 18 years old
65075 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
Ground crews on Japan usually wave goodbye and bow to all planes exiting
65069 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
You've been kidnapped but the kidnapper allows you to post to social media to pretend everything is alright, what do you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you are asking for help?
65062 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019
Fire Ants are wild
65061 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
TIL A Florida man used a cell phone jammer everyday while travelling to work because he didn't want drivers around him to be distracted on their phones. As a result, he was fined $48,000 by the FCC.
65060 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
🔥 when an Elephant gives birth.
65055 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019
Appeals Court Rules President Must Turn Over 8 Years of Tax Returns
65053 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
Wholesome lesson
65053 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
When you do nothing in the group project but still get an A
65051 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Smooth
65051 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
Wait. That’s illegal
65049 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
TIL a Navajo blanket was appraised on PBS’s “Antiques Roadshow” for $500,000. After seeing the broadcast, a disabled man realized he had a similar blanket which had been sitting in his closet for 7 years. He took it to an auctioneer and its final bid was $1.5 million.
65048 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
USA beat The Netherlands 2 - 0 to win the FIFA Women's World Cup
65043 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
This skit from The Onion News has some of the best acting I’ve ever seen
65041 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
My mom remembered I don't have room in my place for a Christmas tree, so she made me this wreath with built-in lights and all the ornaments from when I was a kid
65040 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
Best bus driver ever
65038 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
Well hello there
65038 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
It's not always easy to recreate pictures...
65037 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
Quickly deploy-able restraint device
65032 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
Comment from a YouTube video that was generalising millenials as Instagram addicts that only care about instant gratification.
65030 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
Brazilians cleaning spilled oil from the beach
65026 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
What are some dumb purchases you made?
65026 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019