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Reddit (2019)

They won’t change unless you stop buying Chief.
65026 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
Next generation gaming
65022 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
I found out that our Volkswagen fits in the den. Will see what the wife thinks when she gets home.
65017 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
What a lame ass superpower
65008 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
A 5-year-old girl was being teased by her classmates for looking like a boy. Her teacher chopped off her own hair to support her.
65004 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
Female Kurdish politician ‘executed’ by pro-Turkish militants as civilian death toll rises to 38 in Syria offensive
65004 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
TIL that after years of competition between Chuck E Cheese and Showbiz Pizza, Chuck E Cheese went bankrupt and was bought by Showbiz Pizza, who then proceeded to rebrand their locations as Chuck E Cheese.
65002 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
what's my purpose? you put on socks.
65002 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Purple heart war vet or orange ass hole?
64996 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
Selfish bastard
64991 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
If "Bullshit" means fake and "Batshit" means crazy what do the other "shits" of the animal kingdom mean?
64988 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
Dude found out his mother's boyfriend was beating her
64988 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019
Memes should be part of the curriculum on climate change education!
64985 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
It's me... arial
64984 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
TIL that Sean Bean and Peter Dinklage did not have to audition for their roles on Game of Thrones. They were specifically sought after to play Ned Stark and Tyrion Lannister respectively
64981 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
The fact that you can't uninstall Facebook on certain phones
64975 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Get your shit together, Alabama
64968 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
I can do it too mommy
64964 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
Police officers of Reddit, who’s the smartest criminal you’ve ever encountered?
64963 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
"I have the best words."
64957 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
Parents who say, "If you're feeling well enough to play video games, you're feeling well enough to go to school!" don't seem to realize they are equating an extremely low impact leisure activity with a high stress and difficult involuntary obligation.
64947 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
Bitcoin investors may be out $190 million after the only guy with the password dies, firm says
64944 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
photos I take of my boyfriend vs photos he takes of me
64944 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
Taika Waititi to Direct 'Thor 4'
64939 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
After His Critique of His Teammates' "Lack of Urgency", LeBron James's Defensive Efforts or Lack Thereof Against the Grizzlies were Spotlighted by NBA Media
64937 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
My parents & their first house in 1963 and today.
64937 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
I lost my Mom in April and my 15 year old daughter stepped up and made Thanksgiving dinner for me, my Dad, and her brother today. She nailed it.
64934 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
They're a fucking cult... I swear
64929 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
One of neighbors built a mini skate park for his kid
64927 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Queen guitarist Brian May proposes a new Live Aid-style concert to raise awareness for climate change
64916 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
Daddy sings Ave Maria in hotel lobby. His daughter’s look is everything.
64915 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
GaydolphShitler Slays
64913 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
My girlfriend has been in the ICU since Thursday, and we weren’t sure if she would make it to Christmas. Today, she gets to come home! Merry Christmas everyone!
64913 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
City that thinks it's "weird" starterpack
64901 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
Small Youtuber gets false copyright striked and extorted for money to get the copyright strikes removed.
64897 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
Hong Kong enters recession as protests show no sign of relenting
64895 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
Props to this guy
64894 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
No, this isn't Mars. This is Indonesia at 1pm. Their rainforests are still burning and it's giving the sky a whole new color.
64890 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
Dem introduces bills to eliminate electoral college, stop presidents from pardoning themselves
64888 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
This Halloween, I'm dressing as a different kind of leg lamp
64884 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
The fucking audacity...
64882 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
What it looks like when a cat licks cheese
64879 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
Now if 6 turned out to be 9
64879 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
The fog lifting and changing the view from my house between 8am and 10am
64879 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
The happiest little story anyone could ever ask for
64876 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
The first image of a black hole has been released
64874 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Blowing a line on a city bus
64873 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
Erupting Volcano In Bali Last Night
64865 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
Stop making everything multiplayer, I don't have friends, you assholes
64863 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
School superintendent arrested for allegedly using own insurance to help sick student will only get small fine, keep job.
64861 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
This worker dancing
64854 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
Absolute madlad pranked the cameraman🇭🇰
64849 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
Some lady was stealing ice from the pop machine at Costco, emptied the machine and was waiting for it to make more so she could fill another freezer bag (she had four already) the manager asked her to stop but she acted like she couldn’t hear him. So I thought it’d be funny if I did this.
64843 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
This is the way
64842 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
He saw an opportunity
64839 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
Military parade gone wrong
64836 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
Fake news ‘vaccine’ works, suggests a large new study (n=15,000), which shows a simple online game works like a “vaccine”, increasing skepticism of fake news by giving people a “weak dose” of the methods behind disinformation, a version of what psychologists call ‘inoculation theory’.
64832 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
How do you tell if someone is attracted to you or just being very friendly?
64830 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
Hong Kong Asked 8 Global PR Firms To Help Rebrand Its Image After Months Of Protests. Everyone Said No.
64830 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
How degenerate and inhuman do you have to be to do something like this?!
64828 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
Judging a book by its cover
64828 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
New Bill Promises an End to Our Privacy Nightmare, Jail Time to CEOs Who Lie: "Mark Zuckerberg won’t take Americans’ privacy seriously unless he feels personal consequences. Under my bill he’d face jail time for lying to the government," Sen. Ron Wyden said.
64827 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
In a split second, clothes makes a person more competent in the eyes of others, suggests new study. Faces were judged as significantly more competent when the clothing was perceived as “richer.” This judgment was made almost instantaneously. When explicitly asked to ignore, the bias still remained.
64826 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
Jeffrey Epstein’s prison guards calling for an ambulance (2019)
64826 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
North Dakota quietly decriminalized marijuana
64825 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Engineer Jordy Moos programmed his Christmas tree lights to play Snake.
64824 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
My polish grandpa before and after WWII. It is supposed to be 7 years between the pictures according to my mother. He survived concentration camp and had an ID-tattoo. Never wanted to talk about which one. Something about his eyes tell me more than any history book ever could. Wanted to share.
64818 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
Shockwave On the Sun Following a Solar Flare
64815 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
I’m so happy for them
64811 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019
Jane with her first car, Cardiff, Wales, 1968
64810 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
Madlad co-worker
64808 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
TIL: You were more likely to get a job if you had smallpox scars in the 18th century. The scars proved that you already had smallpox and could not pass it on to your employers.
64802 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
With Minecraft gaining popularity again, I thought I'd make a visual guide to all that's changed in the past 6 years, to help any returning players that might be confused by how vastly different the game is. [OC]
64798 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
When someone breaks up with you, you don't only lose your partner but also the person you would go to tell about what just happened to you
64797 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
Captain America: The Winter Soldier fight scene before being edited.
64795 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
It took me 8 years to finally graduate college, so my friend baked me this cake.
64792 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
Be nice to the people who serve you.
64792 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
Andrew Yang calls MSNBC out over unfair coverage.
64787 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
Dog sees best friend after a week
64787 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
She really wants him to change his dog name, the dog came first
64777 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019
Since you already made a mistake, let’s double down on it
64769 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
If you leave enough google reviews, they send you free socks.
64767 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
If sexual experiences were like trading cards what would be your rarest card?
64760 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
I painted how I remember carefree summers at my grandparents when I was a kid.
64760 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
A Puppy Saved From A Fire Becomes A Firefighter
64759 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
TIL A teenager, Peter Roberts invented a quick-release ratchet. He sold his patent to Sears for $10,000 who said that the invention was not worth very much and then went on to make $44 million selling the ratchet. He sued them for fraud and was awarded $1 million.
64758 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
TIL- Bees don't buzz during an eclipse - Using tiny microphones suspended among flowers, researchers recorded the buzzing of bees during the 2017 North American eclipse. The bees were active and noisy right up to the last moments before totality. As totality hit, the bees all went silent in unison.
64756 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
A group of prominent Germans has written a letter urging Britain to rethink Brexit - "After the horrors of the Second World War, Britain did not give up on us. It has welcomed Germany back as a sovereign nation and a European power. This we, as Germans, have not forgotten and we are grateful."
64754 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
After 780 days in space, the U.S. Air Force's secret spaceplane has returned to Earth
64753 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
Sanders: 'Your $8.99 Netflix subscription is more than the company paid in federal income taxes'
64752 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
Just once, I would love to see a pregnancy test commercial featuring a woman alone, in her micro studio apartment, crying with joy to get a negative.
64751 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
They did us dirty
64751 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
Had thyroid cancer, dont have it anymore!
64748 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
The weirdest thing about living alone is how many hours you go without speaking a single word.
64740 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
Fun fact: Almost all car commercials are done with CGI and they use this car called the blackbird to get it done
64738 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.
64737 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
A foreboding cabin in the Czech Republic
64735 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
Stolen dog freak out recognizing his owner after 2 years
64726 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019
This guy asleep at the wheel of his Tesla on the interstates
64716 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
Being born in a shithole is better than being slave to all kinds of debts
64715 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019