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Where is the weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep?
51829 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
A calendar at work
51828 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
What a good guy.
51824 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
Zero regrets
51823 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
I think everyone here can relate
51822 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
her smile says it all
51820 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
this counts right
51820 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
My neighbors wanted to call a professional to mark their property line, my parents agreed
51812 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
It’s a real shame we say 1 million dollars instead of 1 megadollar
51811 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
Indian YouTuber who exposes the safety measures of a luxury apartment is charged with a fine of 14 million dollars
51810 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
Say it louder for the people on the back
51808 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
Pretty much finished. Just got to stain the feathers. what you guys reckon? criticism welcomed
51807 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
Amazon's 'The Boys' Averaged 8 Million Viewers Per Episode Over the First 10 Days of Release, Nielsen Reveals
51807 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
Mueller to Congress: Trump’s Wrong, I Didn’t Exonerate Him
51806 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019
The moment you realize Grandpa has been practicing Pokemon cards and kind of knows his shit...
51803 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
A broken system
51802 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
Suspected Campaign from Russia on Reddit
51799 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
Tobacco company Philip Morris starts life insurance firm that offers discounts to smokers who quit
51798 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
Chinese tells U.S. and Britain to stop interfering in Hong Kong affairs
51789 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
WHOMST DONE THIS
51788 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
My son and his puppy — they can’t get enough of each other.
51788 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
LPT: When encountering an a English word with an umlaut (the two little dots), know that it is there to tell the reader to pronounce the second vowel independently of the first. Naïve and the name Zoë are excellent examples of this. An umlaut will never occur over singular vowels.
51785 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
We commend you ruckin
51779 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
This fake hundred dollar bill my coworker accepted. (Real bill for comparison.)
51779 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
Puerto Rico
51778 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
Researchers Warn Arctic Has Entered 'Unprecedented State' That Threatens Global Climate Stability: "Never have so many Arctic indicators been brought together in a single paper." And the findings spell trouble for the entire planet.
51776 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
Do you think you're brave? look at this then
51774 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
the anthem of an era
51773 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
We were seconds away from losing our home to the California fire. Thank you to all the firefighters that saved our community!
51771 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
Never trust a magician!
51769 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
This scoliosis treatment
51768 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
TIL that “Shots to roughly 80 percent of targets on the body would not be fatal blows” and that “if a gunshot victim’s heart is still beating upon arrival at a hospital, there is a 95 percent chance of survival”
51767 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
No British King has ever used the internet
51764 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
How to increase your vocabulary
51763 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
A fine example of sophisticated British humour 🇬🇧
51760 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
Hi! Can i interest you in a ball?!?!
51759 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
TIL Viking military tactics succeeded mainly because they disregarded the conventional battlefield tactics, methods, and customs of the time. They ignored unspoken rules, like not attacking holy sites. To the contrary Vikings intentionally targeted religious sites for their vulnerability and wealth.
51754 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
All You can eat buffet workers what are your horror stories?
51754 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
Perfect plates don't exi-
51753 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
$1.6 billion in gold
51750 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
New Texas laws: Illegal to send unsolicited nude photos, starting today.
51749 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Ridley Scott's 'Alien' has spawned an academic industry that remains unsurpassed. No other film in history, not even 'The Godfather' or 'Psycho', has generated quite the amount of academic research, talks, and papers that 'Alien' has, from biology to post-humanism.
51742 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
Turning a van into a home
51729 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Runaway truck in Colorado makes full use of runaway truck lane.
51728 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Guy with a MAGA hat mocking a elder Native American protestor
51721 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
You matter.
51718 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
New parents face up to six years of sleep deprivation, study says
51718 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
This is Violet... she is Deaf and Blind but is responding well to touch signals
51717 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
It IS possible
51716 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
Couple didn’t invite gay neighbors because they were gay, then complain on Dear Abbey that their neighbors are calling them bigots
51715 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
2meirl4meirl
51713 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
The City of Cleveland installed the fucking brightest street lights I have ever scene in my front yard.
51711 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
Swedish Prime Minister Says Rapper A$AP Rocky Won’t Get Special Treatment Because of Donald Trump: “I will explain that the Swedish judicial system is independent. In Sweden, everyone is equal before the law, and this includes visitors from other countries.”
51709 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
On the hunt
51708 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
We’re doing something wrong, and it’s not right
51708 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
I got bored waiting to get help at Lowe’s
51708 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
My 12-year-old brother Nicolas made this out of clay.
51706 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
Group of teen girls tries to set trap for alleged pedophile; one ends up kidnapped
51705 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
The leaf-tailed gecko looks otherworldly
51700 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
Companies that fail to tackle climate change will be delisted from the London Stock Exchange, UK Labour announces - John McDonnell, the shadow chancellor, pledged his government would ensure firms are “pulling their weight” to tackle the “existential threat” to the planet.
51699 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
TIL that in a study of people who believed they were sensitive to gluten, over 86% weren't
51698 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
Remember when Sam found the Horn of Joramun for some fucking reason?
51697 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
Is this before or after they buy a dodge charger?
51696 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
You may take my paw tiny human
51695 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
Socialism!
51691 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
Gamers rise up ✊
51683 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
I dream of not having to work
51682 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
Good catch, good Boi!
51681 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
This researcher created an algorithm that removes the water from underwater images
51679 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
French teachers who find themselves at breaking point after years of being asked to do more with less took to the streets of Paris, Lyon, Nice and Bordeaux on Saturday, demanding a salary increase and better conditions for teachers and students
51679 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
What happens when one kitty is smarter than the other
51676 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Almost every country in the world has agreed on a legally binding framework for reducing polluting plastic waste, with the United States a notable exception, United Nations environmental officials said Friday
51675 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Father who beat a man to death for raping his 5 year old daughter faces no charges in Texas.
51675 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
"Oh crap, we're having a test today?"
51674 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
TIL Walmart used to take out life insurance policies on their employees and keep the payouts when they died, a practice colloquially known as “Dead Peasant Insurance”
51671 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
That's amazing
51670 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
Me buying a PC game in 2019
51669 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
To my wife and my children...
51664 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
Atomic Purple brings me right back to 1998 :)
51663 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
This is as sad as it is necessary.
51661 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Father of the Year
51660 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
Elephant that spent 40 years alone in the circus makes her first friend at Elephant Sanctuary Brazil
51657 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
TIFU by c*mming so hard I fainted
51655 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
Former Marine said he’d ‘slaughter’ antifa. The FBI, using Oregon’s new red flag law, took his guns away
51655 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019
Doggo Tornado defense activated!
51655 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
The veins on my hand spell out icy
51655 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
What's your 'fuck this, I quit!' story?
51655 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
TIL Pringles had to use supercomputers to engineer their chips with optimal aerodynamic properties so that they wouldn't fly off the conveyor belts when moving at very high speeds.
51654 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Show me your ways
51651 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Triplets are extremely rare..
51649 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
Obese is a slur now
51647 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
Our dog’s paw looks like a mini-version of him
51642 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
The Short Nosed Bear. Scientists speculate that these delayed human migration into N.A. because they kept picking us off in the Bering Strait.
51642 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2019
World's 500 Richest People Gained $1.2 Trillion in Wealth in 2019: Analysis
51639 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
This guy on my way into work was killing time at the red light by blowing bubbles. I want to be at that level of carefree someday.
51638 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
Over 1 million march in London for a second referendum
51638 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
Good thing I have a healthier alternative!
51638 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
🔥 eclipse December 26
51631 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
No in between.
51629 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
HK police armored truck was set on fire by students defending The Hong Kong Polytechnic University and was forced to retreat. (Credit: Appledaily)
51629 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019