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Guy Secretly Records His Roommate’s Abusive Girlfriend
60585 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
Just use your head
60585 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Brave man fends off an ocelot and a leopard single handedly
60584 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019
Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren flying coach
60582 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
I'm a woman in construction, this is how I choose to eat bananas
60580 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
That’s the ballgame.
60569 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
As a kid, a friend living 15 minutes was really far away. As an adult, a friend living 15 minutes away is really close.
60566 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
Poor dude...
60559 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
They aren’t worthless
60551 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
Just a series of hilarious events...
60546 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
get some sleep!
60545 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
Accused gunman in Christchurch terror attacks denied newspaper, television and radio access
60544 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
TIL that the Danish language is so full of vowel sounds and guttural swallowed consonants that even Danish children have trouble understanding it, learning to speak at a much slower rate than in other countries.
60535 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
TIL Alan Turing, WW2 codebreaker and father of modern computer science, was also a world-class distance runner of his time. He ran a 2:46 marathon in 1949 (2:36 won an olympic gold in 1948). His local running club discovered him when he overtook them repeatedly while out running alone for relaxation
60533 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
Rich people of reddit who married someone significantly poorer, what surprised you about their (previous) way of life?
60532 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
Throwing a football behind a jet engine
60530 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
TIL that in 1956, Elvis Presley got his Polio vaccine in front of the press. As an influential figure, this act helped raise vaccine rates from 75% to 90%
60526 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
Jedi Academy was pure poetry in motion
60518 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
My school banned the dinosaur game
60513 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
Artist makes super realistic marble pillows @fageras_sculpture
60513 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
Orange man bad
60510 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
A glass lamp I just finished making.
60506 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
US Ambassador Testifies Trump Directly Tied Ukraine Funding to Biden Investigation
60505 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
Shoutout to the 1 Guy Using Steam in North-Korea!
60502 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
TIL then-candidate Richard Nixon sabotaged a peace deal that would have ended the Vietnam War because he thought an end to the war would have turned the 1968 election in favor of Democrat Hubert Humphrey.
60497 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
News does a report on missing/murdered aboriginal women and they use a white girl at coachella wearing a headdress as the picture.
60497 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Italy successfully kicks out far-right leader Salvini as new government is sworn in
60496 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
Wellness bad
60496 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
Gentle murder mittens
60494 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
The sun rises
60487 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Bill Cosby loses appeal of sexual assault conviction
60484 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
Esta bien
60481 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
Asked my mom to take a picture of my cat. Was not disappointed
60478 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
Ladies, just like leggings can very easily attract a guys attention, what is something guys wear that will attract your attention?
60475 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
Protests in Hong Kong
60473 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
NASA sent mice into space, and the results are unintentionally hilarious
60471 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
low in detail but high in meaning
60467 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
Toothless motorbike.
60462 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
That would definitely subvert expectations
60462 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
“It’s not as bad because she’s a woman”
60462 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
These table tennis players
60460 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
Make America great again is still being used after 2.5 years
60458 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
This is what happens if you play with a yo-yo too much (I'm not kidding this is the hand of a professional yo-yo player)
60454 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
Almost 18 years old and still sleeping with the toy frog she's had for 14 years
60454 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
Man tries to say he open carried in Walmart following the recent shootings; forgets to crop out background
60453 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
Politics aside.. Elizabeth Warren served chase
60452 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
LPT: Never tell a coworker anything you wouldn't want your manager to hear no matter how much you trust them.
60449 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Catch Of The Day
60449 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
Wikileaks co-founder Julian Assange arrested
60444 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
What is an adult life equivalent of calling your teacher "mom"?
60443 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
I'm just chilling
60436 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
Canadian putdown
60431 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
The Paramount Pictures logo on the day it was painted in 1985
60430 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
Heart melting moments
60425 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
Could be a repost, idk
60424 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
Dutch police racing a little girl on a bicycle
60423 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
another brutally honest comment on the US army post
60423 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
Sixty thousand dollars but no common cents
60422 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
Don't survive, live.
60416 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
Fruity drinks are fire.
60414 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
DMVs Are Selling Your Data to Private Investigators - You gave them your data in exchange for a driver’s license. DMVs are making tens of millions of dollars selling it, documents obtained by Motherboard show.
60411 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
China is denying claims that they are illegally forcing prisoners to work after a 6 year old girl uncovered a plea for help in a Christmas card. This is the message, "We are foreign prisoners in Shanghai Qingpu Prison China. Forced to work against our will."
60391 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
This dog looks like he’s standing outside a club holding your ID and suspiciously eyeballing you to see if you’re bullshitting him
60390 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
I find the lack of cows on this subreddit sad
60389 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
From a Friend: After this he went home, cried, ate a lasagna, listed the bike for sale.
60384 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
A glitch in the Matrix
60383 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
Blursed Replica
60380 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
Never touch a mans chocolate milk!
60379 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
Those dots are gun pellets - my dog was used for target practice before we adopted her
60378 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
Maybe just be nice next time?
60374 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
Perfect sportsmanship. When a soccer player's hijab started falling off to reveal her hair, opponents circled around her while she fixed it.
60354 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
A father stares at the hand and foot of his five-year-old daughter, severed as a punishment for having harvested too little rubber. May 1904, Congo under King Leopold II.
60352 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
Tiger Woods Masters win as a flipbook animation
60351 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
What kind of teenage bullshit probably happened at Hogwarts that wasn’t mentioned in the Harry Potter books?
60349 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
Jesus said “he who lives by the sword dies by the sword” and he was a carpenter who died nailed to a piece of wood. By this logic, how would you die?
60346 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Hong Kongers march on US consulate to call for human rights help, calling on Washington officials to back Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act
60344 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
Yup
60340 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
(1989) Me, age 4, so stoked for a Ghostbusters toy from my mom that I went full derp.
60335 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Made my commute a little better.
60329 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
Snow covered net roof of the aviary in the zoo. [OC]
60328 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
This cute dog ducks his head under every bridge
60326 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
I can almost fit into a single pant leg from my summer shorts! I’ve started walking 1km every day did it last night in 13m49s no stopping. After 5 weeks eating outside of my fasting period isn’t even an option - just not hungry. As lame as it sounds I did a push-up today, just one... but I did it.
60323 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
'He Is Planning to Rig the Impeachment Trial': McConnell Vows 'Total Coordination' With Trump on Senate Process: “The jury—Senate Republicans—are going to coordinate with the defendant—Donald Trump—on how exactly the kangaroo court is going to be run."
60322 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
Horses on a Plane
60321 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
Ridiculously Photogenic
60321 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
TIL The parents of one of John Wayne Gacy’s victims, John Butkovich, called police more than a hundred times to urge them to investigate him further. Their son had vanished in 1975, and had been one of Gacy’s employees.
60321 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019
Native American Jim Thorpe at the 1912 Olympics. Somebody stole his shoes right before he was set to compete. He simply put on two other shoes someone had tossed in a trash can. They were different sizes, so he had to wear extra socks on one foot to even them out. He went on to win two Gold medals
60319 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
all too familiar a sight here
60318 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
I am Andrew Rea (aka Babish), creator of Binging/Basics/Being with Babish. My second cookbook hits shelves today, and I pretty much owe my entire career to the Reddit community, sooooo amA (ask me ANYTHING)!
60314 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
ES gang unite
60313 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
"i guess i'll just die"
60311 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
Megathread: Bernie Sanders announces 2020 presidential run
60311 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
This man is fed up 😡
60308 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
When you are level 100 killing 1 lvl NPCs
60304 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
TIL Bill Gates succeeded in his mission to build a Toilet to help combat the sanitary crisis across multiple parts of Africa and India. Costing $350, its powered by worms, and doesnt require to be hooked up to a sewer system.
60296 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
How do you feel about a law stating that tickets (speeding, driving under influence etc.) should be a percentage of the perpetrators annual wage, instead of fixed rates?
60291 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
No in-laws or grandchildren
60289 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Joe surprised by Bernie's hand waving.
60288 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
Joe "it's entirely possible" Rogan
60276 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
Donald Trump tells AOC and Ilhan Omar to 'go back' to their 'original' countries
60273 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019