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🔥 Ever Seen A Full Rainbow? 🔥
39009 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
Women Say Cannabis Makes for Better Orgasms - The Relationship between Marijuana Use Prior to Sex and Sexual Function in Women
39009 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
TIFU almost eating my cousin out in her office
39007 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
Could you imagine??
39007 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
Mexicans stealing Fuel from a pipeline when some smokers show up. results in a huge explosion.
39006 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
What’s the magic word
39004 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
Speed bump filled with a non-Newtonian fluid, designed such that cars going over the bump feel it only if they exceed the speed limit.
39003 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
Necessary addition. Agreed?
39001 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
When you hear that the Dallas Stars actually played Sweet Victory at halftime
39000 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
nature ♥️
38997 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
I love you mister owl
38996 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
What is the harshest G-Rated insult you have received?
38996 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
What it’s like to have Wiz Khalifa as your first base coach
38995 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
CB, College Edition. A week before our third exam, girl freaks out when I don't share my notes (for free and voluntarily) in a group chat like I had previously. I haven't taken any this unit. Cant keep straight what grade they're in, and says they're going to starve because of me
38994 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
I mean...idk don’t hurt me
38994 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
If i do mall gymnastics
38992 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
Chonky boi fell asleep on the wheel
38990 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
Where did the human go?
38989 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
AITA for eating all the delicious ham? (Pic included)
38987 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
TIL The average British adult spends around 3 hours a week on the toilet, but only 1.5 hours a week exercising.
38987 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
Like a bull. Damn.
38987 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
A tutorial on how to learn to back tuck
38986 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
When you move away from your parents
38985 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Hypocritical Republicans Forgive Trump's Sexual Assault, but Outraged by Tlaib's Swearing
38983 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
Refusing to tip based upon beliefs.
38982 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
Tom Holland is a savage !!!
38982 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
The next Picasso
38982 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019
TIL that in 1666, the entire English village of Eyam, when contaminated with the bubonic plague, agreed to quarantine itself, essentially sentencing themselves to death, instead of fleeing to other villages. They did it to stop the disease from spreading. Some 260 villagers died.
38980 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
Boaton dynamics robot doing heavy warehouse work.
38980 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
🔥 Absolutely Massive Humpback Whale Breaching
38977 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
Heavy metal band
38977 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
Youtube is demonitizing videos that explore the history of WWII
38975 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
50,000 brave Russians want democracy, free elections and liberty
38975 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
TIL An 8 months Pregnant Mary Turner protested the lynching of her innocent husband Hayes Turner by a White mob in 1918 and threatened to have them arrested. In order to “teach her a lesson”, she and her unborn child were brutally murdered. No one was charged.
38974 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
Optimism is lowest in people's twenties, rises steadily into people's thirties and forties, peaks in people's fifties, and gradually declines after that, suggests new research (n=1,169) that charts the trajectory of optimism over the lifespan, which found people experienced peak optimism at age 55.
38974 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
I'm OFFENDED.
38973 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
Press F for Tom
38972 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
Republican Group Will Run Ad on Fox News Urging GOP to Hold Trump Accountable: 'No Exoneration, Definitely Obstruction'
38970 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
Insurance companies hate this one simple tip
38970 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
dystopian nightmare
38969 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
German Shepards
38969 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
Parked the car in the house so it’s safe from Dorian. Not today.
38967 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
TIL the mayor of Nashville visited a survivor of the Antioch Waffle House Shooting, Sharita Henderson, and when asked if she needed anything, Ms. Henderson asked the mayor to fill the potholes on I-440.
38966 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
9 years ago today Kanye graced us with this public freakout
38964 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
Halloween 2014, 2017 and 2019 were all suggestions from the internet. Got any for 2020?
38964 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
I guess that means this sub is basically a bunch of metally instable kids
38963 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
Baby gets glasses, and can see clearly for the first time.
38962 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
A Chinese woman who allegedly paid $400,000 in bribes to get her son into UCLA as a fake soccer recruit was arrested in Spain as part of the sprawling college admissions scam, federal prosecutors said Tuesday.
38959 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
Quick and effective
38956 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
Start the wedding planning
38956 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
Boris Johnson called 'Trumpian' and 'infantile' by EU figures after he compares Brexit to the Hulk smashing out of his chains
38952 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
A good way to make sure nobody steals your luggage
38949 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Found in Central Park. Stephen, if you're out there, keep doing you.
38949 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
Use trigonometric to roughly locate a Stronghold so you only need to throw eye of ender twice
38948 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019
I found the curve that Forrest Gump ran up
38948 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
My wife finally let me pick out the outfits this year 😎🤓
38945 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
go white boy go
38943 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
LPT: If someone has decided against personally doing something, and they're not harming others with their decision, then leave them the fuck alone. It's their decision, not yours.
38942 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
Girl's sweater shares the same color palette as this stack of post-its
38939 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
I will come running too if someone calls like that.
38936 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
Adam Savage followed my mom on Twitter
38934 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
If you could choose, what would be your last words?
38934 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
Declassified US spy satellite images show 40 years of dramatic glacier ice loss in the Himalayan mountains. This region, often known as the world’s “third pole,” has the highest concentration of ice outside of the North and South Poles.
38933 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
A not so distant future
38933 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
Facebook to be slapped with $5 billion fine for privacy lapses, says WSJ
38932 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
Senior lab rings a bell when he senses the potty training dog needs to go outside.
38932 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
My brother put a chopping board under the pizza to catch the stuff it drops
38930 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
The hero who helped create the video game industry as we know it
38929 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
Fixing a fabric hole
38929 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
You ask you receive
38928 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
All I can think about when people say Apple is releasing a car
38927 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
“i trusted you all”
38927 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
“Is this a personality trait?” starterpack
38926 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
Basalt Canyon, Iceland
38922 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
Macho Man chilling at the dock with his belt (1988)
38922 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
I'm sure we've all been there Dylan
38919 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
Mmmmm potatoes
38915 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
It really do be like that
38914 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
insecurity guard
38914 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
The view from my front porch this morning
38914 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
Harrison Ford knocks those who 'denigrate science': “We are faced (with), what I believe, is the greatest moral crisis of our time,” Ford said. “We need nature now more than ever because nature doesn’t need people, people need nature.”
38913 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
Police Respond to Reports of Shooting at Garlic Festival. At least 11 casualties.
38911 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
I have just discovered the smol round pink Robin
38910 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
Peta making stupid and false claims about Australian sheep farms
38908 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
You discover that every time someone jerks off to you $10 mysteriously gets deposited into your bank account. How do you use this newfound power?
38907 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
*SPOILER* One of my favourite scenes
38903 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
Ok
38902 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
All rooms are escape rooms, it’s just a matter of difficulty.
38902 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Charging your doggo
38901 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
38899 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
Illinois just became the first state to require insurance companies to cover EpiPen injectors for kids
38893 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
[31M] Husband cheated on [27F] me with his fit and skinny gym friend
38893 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
Mueller Reminds the Nation That Trump Betrayed the USA
38892 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
Upvotes now grant orgasms to the person who gets them. How does this change the world?
38890 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
chonky cat
38890 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
"Me and my husband didn't have any kids in the family to be the flower girl, so we asked our grandmothers. As you can tell, they were DELIGHTED. When we got home, my grandma said to me, 'Best day of my life.' And I said, 'Me too.'" 😍😭 #LoveWhatMatters Credit: Ashley Elizabeth Photography
38888 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
‘I’m just a legitimately elected consul 7 years and counting guys!’
38888 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
This urinals in a plant store near me.
38885 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
Guy out for a walk in the snow with his Saint Bernard entourage
38884 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
Sony coming in hot with the name suggestions on PS4...
38882 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019