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TIL - When Mount Everest was measured in 1854 the exact value was 29,000 feet. Despite being accurate, Andrew Waugh published the value as 29,002 feet to avoid the public assuming it was merely a rounded estimate. Thus he was known as "the first man to put 2 feet on top of Everest".
37372 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
Wholesome pet owner
37371 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
So I tried to draw some fan art and suddenly something went really wrong!
37370 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Mega Church Pastor tells viewers to “sow a $1,000 seed” (give them money) even if they can’t afford it because God will return it back to them ten-fold. This should be illegal.
37368 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
Megamind
37366 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
It's supposed to read "bassmaster".
37365 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
People who write "Ur" instead of "Your", what do you do with all the time you saved?
37364 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
So the Kneelers hit #1 on r/all by doing what they do best. Stealing shit from r/Freefolk and silencing anyone who says where they got it from
37363 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Spongebob me boi, use me knowledge I beg of you
37362 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
When you are the only one to take Halloween seriously.
37361 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
And he did.
37359 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019
can we please stop
37355 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
Youtube lets you purchase a movie, but still age blocks you
37355 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019
Poor Steve
37354 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Another whole generation hooked on nicotine
37353 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
Yes, you can impeach a president in an election year
37353 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
Mmm, those are some nice luxury bones you've got there.
37352 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
So to the point.
37350 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
Pepper spray vs long shot gun
37347 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
What “cheat” were you taught to help you remember something?
37346 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
Immaculate conception
37344 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
My Grandad died on Sunday and found this majestic photo of him. I had to share.
37344 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
A cutting assessment
37342 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
Cop was stumbling-drunk, urine-soaked when he plowed into vehicles going 70 mph, police say
37341 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
Boys in ‘Make America Great Again’ Hats Mob Native Elder at Indigenous Peoples March
37341 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
My beer being light struck.
37340 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Honorable German soldier doing God's work (2019)
37338 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
This pokemon gets it
37337 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Can you guys make my math teacher famous for making everyone’s day a little bit better?
37336 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
Making an isometric illusion rug from carpet scraps
37336 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
For legal reasons thats a joke
37335 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
Happy halloween
37333 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
Dog in the bag
37331 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
Only vegans can care about climate change
37329 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Good morning. The President is being a criminal again.
37329 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
And we thank you
37328 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
“Slop Table for 20 please”
37326 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
What is the greatest comeback to an insult you’ve ever heard?
37324 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
At least he tried it
37323 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
13 policemen withstanding the flow
37323 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
A punch to the gut
37322 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
Saudi Arabia just declared homosexuality, feminism and atheism as ‘extremism’
37321 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Hipster from 2075 starter pack
37320 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
Dave Chappelle explains LeBron’s position perfectly
37318 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
Fading sharpie stain on my thumb looks like the start of a deadly virus
37317 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Leaving a 420 event like this
37314 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Children in multi-sibling households, what lessons did you learn that the only child might never get?
37314 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
This Utah woman was charged for being topless in her own home.
37314 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
Anon questions some design choices
37313 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
Emma Watson's official portrait for UN
37311 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
LPT: When you come back from a holiday, dont go straight back to work. Plan a few extra days off for when you can return, unpack, relax and still be in holiday mode. This way, going back to work won't be as daunting.
37308 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Invest in Alabama, where Ancestry and eHarmony are the same website.
37308 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
What’s a problem you and your ancestors from 4000 years ago share?
37305 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
The ring in the left pic is the actual size of the ring which is used to make close up shots in the legendary Lord of the Rings movies. They used a bigger one rather than an actual ring due to the fact “close capturing a smaller ring may result in the backgrounds too blurry”.
37304 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
A Future with Elon Musk’s Neuralink: His plan for the company is to ‘save the human race’. Elon’s main goal, he explains, is to wire a chip into your skull. This chip would give you the digital intelligence needed to progress beyond the limits of our biological intelligence.
37301 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
Online service is a joke
37301 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
There's no need for me to destroy you, Jon. You will do it by yourself.
37301 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
They are not dangerous if you raise them right and neither are Pit Bulls...
37300 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
guys on reddit be like
37300 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
WARNING, MAJOR SPOILER !
37299 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
37296 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
Straight from the Ladle
37293 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
This golden record/rocket pizza cutter
37292 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
Oo
37291 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
This Asshole....
37289 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
Plague inc is getting harder and harder...
37289 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
The election in Italy, everything is fine.
37288 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Kitty wanted it’s fave pillow
37288 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
Wonder Woman with Wonder Woman
37288 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
Trump rages over poll numbers and coverage of his racism after approval ratings plummet
37288 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
This robot planter takes care of your plants by chasing after the sunny spot in your room, hides in the shade if your plant got too much sun, stomps its feet when it needs water, and can play with you.
37287 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
1TB microSD cards are now a thing
37287 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
He just says shit.
37286 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019
Having a hard day in the office so the wife comes in and delivers me instant happiness 😍
37285 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019
His excuse? I honestly didn't see him.
37284 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
TIL that NASA has confirmed that the earth is greener than it was 20 years ago due to China's and India's heavy investments in re-plantation.
37284 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
When a starving predator is chasing prey they are both running for their lives.
37279 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
Nothing takes you down a notch in confidence more than unexpectedly choking on your own saliva when you're not even eating anything.
37279 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
The hardest choice.
37278 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
🔥 The Canadian Lynx 🔥
37278 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
Will buy pics
37277 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
The very definition of big puppy eyes
37277 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
TIL that in 1948 a man wore 30 pound,3 toed lead shoes and stomped around a Florida beach during the night.That footprints lead people to believe that a 15 foot tall penguin was roaming the land.He kept up the prank for 10 years, visiting other beaches.The hoax wasn't revealed until 40 years later.
37272 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
Attorney General Barr Faces Bipartisan Pressure To Make Mueller Report Public
37271 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
Maggie Smith bros Daniel Radcliffe into Harry Potter.
37271 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
Ambulance Drone
37270 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
Steam Sales
37270 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
Death metal inspires joy not violence, according to a study.
37269 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
cursed_loading
37268 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
Sick accuracy.
37266 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
What’s a huge red flag when meeting new people?
37266 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Our ability to recognize dogs’ emotions is shaped by our cultural upbringing, suggests a new study. Participants who had grown up in a European, dog-positive culture were better at recognising dog emotions than those who had grown up in a Muslim country (even if they later moved to Europe).
37264 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
Woman fires gun in McDonald’s after receiving cold fries
37262 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
Beach kitten
37261 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019
Snowy Owl carved from Dragonfruit
37260 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
'What has happened to me': manga depicting Uighur torture hits 2.5m views - A manga depicting the plight of an Uighur woman who was detained and tortured in China has clocked up millions of views and spawned versions in several languages.
37260 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
How my acquaintance sent her son to school. No it wasn’t a special day/costume day...
37260 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
My definitive trashy Snoo. I utilised feedback from my previous trashy Snoo. This one is way more trashy but I changed the facial expression because Snoos are meant to be cute no matter how trashy.
37257 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
Moose are reasonably big
37255 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
New white homeowner starter pack
37255 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019