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Erm... do we have a spare engine?
77345 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
Cutting with my new, razor sharp damascus knife.
77331 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
Demonetization at all costs
77329 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
Ima touch the giant.
77312 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
Friendly reminder that this whole ordeal is Disney's fault (not OC)
77311 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
The Area 51 raid is still happening right?
77302 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
wine drunk
77279 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
Our Government.
77254 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019
Libraries are so vastly underappreciated.
77246 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
My dad wrote a book about a ship he built, so for his 65th birthday we gave him a ship built out of the book he wrote about the ship he built
77236 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
Never get too comfortable
77231 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
my costume this year
77216 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
April fools idea from Utah DOT
77216 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
Little master in his tub 🛁
77207 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
And now you're stuck in the elevator
77206 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
call out cultural appropriation
77200 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
I love my wife, I love my wife, I love my wife...
77190 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
This house near me has an observatory.
77180 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
Three months ago we were told our newborn was blind. Two weeks ago we found out the doctors were wrong. Today, she got her glasses.
77170 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
Looks like the poster might be real after all
77153 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Red hats...
77151 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Getting a good massage!
77145 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
It must be hard not to panic and stay calm when he's sizing you up from that distance
77140 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
EA has the gall to charge $100 for a virtual player in a CELLPHONE GAME.
77124 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
Funny Shirt
77122 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
Looks like someone needs to retire
77116 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
TIFU by trying to send my friend (m) a screenshot of this subreddit, but sent my tits in a pentagram harness instead
77111 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Your future self is spying on you through memories
77105 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
I made my 17 year old King Arthur a cardboard iron throne.
77099 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
A subway in New York
77092 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
Passing out Candy the right way
77069 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
Those reflexes are insane.
77051 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
Reverse card
77049 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019
Takes a while to process
77044 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
Mother shows what seven months of heroin and meth addiction can do
77043 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
Italian firefighter saves small kitten and then cries his heart out ❤️
77040 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019
Overcame my fear of going places by myself and drove 3 hours to Big Sur, CA. Thank you to the kind stranger who snapped this picture of me!
77034 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
Mexico wants to decriminalize all drugs and negotiate with the U.S. to do the same
77031 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Kid received permission from the teacher to eat a fruit during class.
77029 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
4.500 years old Egyptian dress
77021 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
He could be my best friend
77016 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
I enjoy photoshopping stupid things together, so I did this.
77001 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
Top 15 Steam games by player count Jan 2015 - Dec 2018
76979 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
This is an Anti Wolf Heck Collar. The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when and if it has to fight wolves. The collar base protects the dog's throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.
76978 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
How is this even possible?
76976 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
TIL in 1970, a gay man discovered a loophole in Minnesota law that said gay marriage wasn't explicitly illegal, as long as officials allowed it. He then changed his name legally from 'Jack' to 'Pat Lyn' and fooled officials into thinking he was a woman — successfully getting a gay marriage license.
76974 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
My chicken just hatched out three healthy chicks! 🐣
76973 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
Thank you Longview 5th grade class of 1994. Your forest is awesome.
76972 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
School search filters
76964 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Back in action in KTown.
76961 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
"Hold very still, their vision is based on movement" - bear lessons on encountering senior citizens, probably
76960 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
For real though
76955 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
13 Year Old Girl nicknamed 'Trash Girl' was regularly bullied for collecting trash on her way to school. On Friday she is to recieve a Points of Light Award award granted from Prime Minister Theresa May.
76954 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Special delivery 🙃
76936 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019
People dressed up as carwash brushes at carnival
76921 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
I got a flat & although my BF was on the phone trying to help, I was struggling to loosen the lug nuts. Then these guys came up. They spoke limited English but gestured toward the tire. They put my spare on & I was back on the road in no time. I thanked them & tried to offer them $ to no avail.
76916 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
I try to draw a new one of these every day, and thought people here might appreciate this one.
76913 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
She's (14) retiring from life in a week and we're taking her to the parks everyday. This is her old lady tippytaps.
76911 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
Megathread: President Trump Directed His Attorney To Lie To Congress About The Moscow Tower Project
76908 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
That’s what happens when you skip the trailers 🤷🏾‍♂️
76907 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
A reference to how strong chimpanzees really are
76888 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
They celebrated deaf and mute dishwasher’s birthday
76881 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Looks like I won't be listening to my new vinyl record. Thanks, USPS
76874 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
Hi Reddit, my name is Panda! And my eyes just opened today!
76863 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
My first ever class as a teacher is about to begin, all notes on the laptop
76853 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
me rn
76852 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
I’ve shot over 150k photos and I think this is the best and most regrettable photo I’ve ever taken
76849 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
Was wondering why there's a delay
76849 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
Thanks Monica
76839 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
My heart stopped for the ENTIRE time
76834 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
A Little Monkey Hugging Its Best Friend
76830 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
I'm probably gonna get unmatched
76824 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
Martha "Triple OG" Stewart
76817 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
“Another dick in the wall” by Pricks Floyd
76805 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
Watch this child killer die inside when a woman he tried to kill comes to court to ask him how his nose is doing. (She broke his nose during the attack and he can't stand that she is in control now)
76803 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
My statue of Zeus broke and now he looks like he’s throwing someone a roll of toilet paper
76802 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019
Jack is deaf. Jack also likes to scream. Be glad you cannot hear photographs.
76799 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Former White House ethics director on Trump giving his own hotel G7 contract: ‘We have reached the bottom.There is no level of corruption greater than a President participating in the award of a contract to himself'
76792 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
James Cameron congratulates Kevin Feige and Marvel!
76789 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
Never seen such violence in Canada
76789 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019
Everyone who sees my cat Worf falls in love with him. I thought you might as well.
76785 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
First open window car ride!
76781 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2019
Couple accidentally proposes to each other at the same time
76763 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
Japanese bonsai owners urge thieves to water stolen 400-year-old tree worth $127,700
76761 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
35 Y.O CEO Slams Other Millennials For Entitlement Despite Being Handed CEO Job By His Dad
76758 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
Help! They keep murdering Mr. President!
76754 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
When your friends coke baggie is stuck to her phone as she takes your picture with your parents.
76752 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
LPT: If you have illegal drugs in your system and find yourself in the hospital PLEASE be honest and disclose exactly what you've taken or what you believe you've taken. Care providers are not the police; the quality of your outcome might depend on such information.
76749 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME - Official Teaser Trailer
76749 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
Theories as to why we have not yet made alien contact
76747 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
This model at Target with stretch marks
76736 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
In states where recreational marijuana has been legalized, marijuana use among youth may actually be falling, suggests a new study of 1.4 million high school students. This may be because drug dealers are replaced by licensed dispensaries that require proof of age.
76729 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
The security guard downstairs is too bored
76729 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
Its true
76718 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
Richie is good at what he does.
76718 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
Lynx that fell asleep on a porch gets woken up by its tiny doppleganger
76718 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
TIL that Disneyland has its own color called "Go Away Green"—a shade that's meant to help things blend in with the landscaping. Go Away Green is a gray-green (and kinda bluish) shade, tested and formulated to blend in well among almost anything: concrete, landscaping, the sky, you name it.
76710 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
This is why Reddit is better
76701 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
TIL that President William McKinley (who was assassinated) often wore a trademark good luck charm. It was a red carnation worn on his lapel. While meeting with the public a 12 year old girl asked him for the flower. He gave it to her and moments later was shot.
76696 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
Oh, the sidewalk is shoveled?
76695 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019