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Reddit (2019)

  1. My little brother wanted my jacket

    53777 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2019

  2. Barack Obama and Stephen Curry inspire boys with advice about healthy manhood -- Obama: "If you are very confident about your sexuality, you don't have to have eight women around you twerking."

    53776 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019

  3. This is what Earth looks like from 1.5 billion kilometers away; the Cassini spacecraft spots a pale blue dot beneath Saturn's rings.

    53774 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019

  4. This lady banned all non-vegans from her wedding, including family and bridal party.

    53771 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  5. My area rug is moving

    53771 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  6. I put my husky’s tennis balls in the dryer to dry my down jacket and this was her reaction

    53763 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019

  7. Dave Bautista Joins ‘Dune’ Reboot

    53763 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019

  8. Unaffordable in America starter pack

    53763 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  9. He's gotta marry that girl, she's the one!

    53756 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019

  10. I wore a shirt with Ron Swanson on it to my grandpas house and he jokingly asked why i didnt have a shrit with his face on it so i got one!

    53755 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  11. One user asks for examples of Trump being racist. Another user responds with so many examples that they reach the comment's character limitation.

    53752 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019

  12. Paedophile who filmed himself raping a two-year-old girl and shared it online has been jailed for life.

    53752 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  13. What If I told you 4 years ago when Hardhome aired that this would be the last time you'd see a Whitewalker General fight ? You'd have called me crazy, right? Like who the fuck could abandon such characters with great build and story ? I mean What kind of stupid motherfucker(s) would ignore them ?

    53752 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019

  14. To have a baby gender reveal party

    53750 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  15. It do be like...

    53746 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019

  16. The scariest letter in the alphabet

    53745 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  17. All of the above.

    53743 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019

  18. After waiting out a major blizzard in Montana, was treated to one of the best sunset views I can imagine. Glacier National Park, Montana. [OC][1920x2400]

    53741 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019

  19. Since the late 80s, my office has been collecting used staples that were removed from documents that needed to be microfilmed/scanned. Here is that collection.

    53739 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019

  20. Passed on a nut, kept a friend.

    53738 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019

  21. Anchorage was 90 degrees on July 4. That's not a typo

    53735 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019

  22. If Seth Rogen called you out, you really fucked up. Welcome to the freefolk

    53735 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019

  23. An eerie underwater cave death warning sign.

    53733 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  24. A CD player that is off vs a CD that is on, In space.

    53732 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019

  25. Bought fake eyelashes for the first time today.

    53729 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  26. to lie about a suicide attempt

    53728 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  27. A little bit of wholesome material

    53727 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019

  28. Russia Banned From Global Sports for 4 Years Over Doping

    53726 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019

  29. Just some hail

    53725 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019

  30. This horse has the spirit

    53719 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019

  31. It’s time for a crusade.

    53719 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  32. > report job

    53715 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019

  33. What life-altering things should every human ideally get to experience at least once in their lives?

    53715 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  34. This boiled egg that exploded while cooking and looks like a snail.

    53712 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  35. Local donut shop put a rock in their planter to keep people from driving over plants

    53712 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019

  36. The only good prank videos

    53707 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019

  37. I love this community, I love this society and I love the people in it

    53705 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019

  38. Man says amazon gave him bullets, by accident, teenager explains that that is impossible

    53704 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  39. TIFU by ruining a joke my wife has been saving for years.

    53702 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019

  40. How DARE you have any kind of life outside of work

    53699 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019

  41. My chemistry book has Guy Fieri in it

    53698 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019

  42. Detective Pikachu cinematographer happy his CGI monstrosities less obviously awful than Sonic's

    53697 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019

  43. Horsepower

    53693 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  44. Flight attendant union calls for strike if government shuts down again

    53693 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019

  45. TIL that author Joe Hill, Stephen King's son, went ten years of successful independent writing before announcing his relationship to his dad - not even his agent knew.

    53691 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2019

  46. Today peaceful French climate activists and school strikers were sprayed with teargas. The same day, it was 45,9° in France in JUNE. It shattered the old record of 44,1° (which was set in August 2003).

    53688 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2019

  47. Back when Colbert was a correspondent for The Daily Show, he was known for being ultra-serious in hilarious situations. This is one of the few times he wasn't able to keep it together.

    53687 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019

  48. It's pretty damn hot in here.

    53686 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019

  49. Police sources: New evidence suggests Jussie Smollett orchestrated attack

    53682 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019

  50. "Back off! I'll fucking kill-oh, that's tasty"

    53679 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019

  51. duh-nuh... duh-nuh... duh-nuh duh-nuh duh-nuhduhnuhduhnuh

    53677 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  52. Birthday card receiver from work colleagues

    53677 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019

  53. Australian Cyclist Mark Renshaw’s son giving him a bottle at the last feed stop of his professional cycling career

    53675 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019

  54. Burger King UK has removed all plastic toys from its children's meals from today after two sisters started a petition. The fast food chain says the move will save an estimated 320 tonnes of waste annually.

    53671 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019

  55. I used my unmatched wisdom to figure this out.

    53666 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019

  56. Winning over $11,000 on Jeopardy!

    53665 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019

  57. Self-Driving DeLorean Absolutely Rips Through Obstacle Course... Sideways

    53665 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019

  58. Bipartisan Constitutional Amendment to Overturn Citizens United Introduced

    53665 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019

  59. TIL Spain’s S-80 submarine program designed subs that were 70 tonnes too heavy, and likely sink when submerged. Cost overruns to fix it are expected to reach $9 billion. The problem was traced back to an engineer misplacing a decimal point, and had been called the most expensive math error ever.

    53664 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019

  60. The clit commander!

    53664 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019

  61. Feel the clang!

    53663 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019

  62. Larry Croft womb raider

    53658 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  63. Emilia Clarke / Daenerys Stormborn of Game of Thrones thanks Reddit for raising $50,000 for SameYou, a group which funds rehabilitation services after brain injuries and strokes in young adults

    53654 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019

  64. And here we have a mother cat incubating her watermelon

    53654 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019

  65. Accurate

    53652 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019

  66. U.S. forces found evidence of war crimes by Turks in Syria, says U.S. official

    53651 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019

  67. A 6.55” Monster Megalodon Tooth found off the coast of North Carolina.

    53651 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019

  68. Arya and Sansa

    53647 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019

  69. The great escape!

    53639 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019

  70. Winner of the 2019 Sand Fest

    53637 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019

  71. TIL a 74 year old Japanese man, dressed as a ninja and possessing great physical ability, carried out 254 break-ins worth $260,000 before he was caught by police

    53630 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  72. The largest YouTuber collaboration in history, initiated by MrBeast, is currently undergoing. The goal is to raise USD $20 Million, before 2020, in order to plant 20 Million trees around the world.

    53630 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019

  73. Meet the Midwesterners

    53628 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019

  74. Modern problems require modern solutions

    53625 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019

  75. Literal burn

    53620 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019

  76. Let's end this shitty trend.

    53615 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019

  77. WCGW if I release a bunch of balloons near these power lines?

    53612 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019

  78. hippity hoppity

    53609 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019

  79. Calls for Barr to Be Investigated–and Possibly Impeached–Intensify After Lying to Congress About FBI Spying

    53606 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019

  80. Everything's fine, we're fine.

    53603 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019

  81. Leaving this as a tip.

    53601 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019

  82. President Trump Used the State of the Union to Call for an End to Investigations. So Did Nixon

    53600 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019

  83. TIL a british woman was found dead in her flat with her TV and air conditioning still running. She had been dead for 2 years before her corpse was discovered.

    53599 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019

  84. First Image of Ryan Reynolds in Comedy 'Free Guy' - About a bank teller stuck in his routine that discovers he’s an NPC character in brutal open world game. - Also Starring Channing Tatum, Taika Waititi, Jodie Comer, and Lil Rel Howery - Directed by Shawn Levy ('Stranger Things')

    53598 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019

  85. Abortion now legal across Australia

    53598 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019

  86. White people can't be gay space rocks

    53598 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019

  87. This kid ran into a lamppost while chasing his favourite soccer player

    53594 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019

  88. My daughters 3rd birthday was yesterday and she wanted to be Chewbacca at Disneyland

    53594 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019

  89. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s “lightning round” on money in politics goes viral

    53592 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019

  90. God April Fools Day pranks be like.

    53585 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  91. These religious solicitors after seeing a no solicitation sign

    53584 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  92. This Boy is wholesome

    53583 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019

  93. Nostalgia

    53581 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019

  94. Justice Dept. preparing for Mueller report as early as next week

    53580 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019

  95. TIL there is a no-kill way of producing caviar, allowing to massage eggs out of the pregnant sturgeon, and which could make caviar 70% cheaper if produced at scale

    53578 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019

  96. This is wholesome warfare - we need more of that please

    53578 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019

  97. Anticipation

    53577 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019

  98. In Home Alone, Uncle Franks says “look what you did you little jerk” to Kevin’s face. Meanwhile Kevin’s dad just sat there while his brother verbally abused his son. Peter McCallister was a bad dad BEFORE he forgot Kevin on 2 separate trips. Maybe that’s why Kevin was acting out in the first place.

    53577 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  99. Reindeer under the Aurora Borealis

    53574 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  100. The man can't be stopped

    53573 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019