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The guy who delivers the supplies to Phineas and Ferb is secretly working for the same agency as Perry. His task is to supervise and make sure Phineas and Ferb use their intelligence to do good and not end up as another Dr. Doofenshmirtz. That’s how they get all the supplies for free.
7938 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
How can I (29F) support my brother (36M) who has a horrible child (10M) that's ruining his life?
7938 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
Dog fetches the almost unattainable
7937 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
#CRINGE COMMENT DETECTED
7937 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
I painted this map on my wall and I'm adding color on each state I'm visiting. Do you like it?
7936 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
Carmelo Anthony ends his season debut with 10/4/0 on 4-14 on a game low -20 on the floor
7936 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
I'm not crying, you are😢
7935 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
Warren takes shot at Biden: He was 'on the side of credit card companies'
7935 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
French history in action
7934 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
Saying goodbye to a species, the very last male Northern White Rhino. A powerful photo of 2018.
7931 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
Big facts from Luigi
7931 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
white man oppressed
7931 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
A woman whose unborn baby was killed in a 2018 Pleasant Grove shooting has now been indicted in the death. Though Jones didn’t fire the shots that killed her unborn baby girl, authorities say she initiated the dispute that led to the gunfire.
7930 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
Color Blindness is the Real Dungeon
7930 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
Is this still America?
7928 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
WIBTA if I (male) told my female friend the truth about the guy she's flirting with?
7928 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
Girl does stand-up, essentially making zero jokes and ends up lecturing the audience.
7927 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
Family excellence
7926 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
Appreciating each other's craft.
7924 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
Most sisters don't have penises
7924 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
Lucy! Hospital volunteer dog
7923 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Found at an estate sale, no one there knew anything about its origin. was thought it was made from baby teeth but had it inspected by a dentist, they are adult teeth. stored in it's own small leatherette case.
7922 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
We noticed
7922 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
One of the worst feelings ever
7922 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
Woof_irl
7919 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
All I did was give a name. They came up with a whole scenario.
7919 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
LPT: When checking-in for a flight on your phone, take a screenshot of your boarding pass. Airline apps often fail/lag when cellular data is intermittent. This way, you can retrieve your boarding pass from your photo album regardless of the app and its connectivity, when you’re at the gate
7919 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
Wild dogs literally rip a hare in half
7918 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
[Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers defeat the Oklahoma City Thunder, 114-94, taking a 2-0 series lead
7917 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Stephen Spielberg testing out the "ghost costume cam" for the Halloween sequence in E.T.
7917 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019
Ganon is way too much easy to be a final boss, what do you think?
7916 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
2meirl4meirl
7916 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
This is where I reside now
7915 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Who knew semen could keep the nightmares away?
7914 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
AITA for calling my brothers girlfriend "miss piggy" for eating our food after we told her not too?
7913 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
After a hard day of work, Ben is here to help you relax
7913 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
Ah shit
7913 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019
Removing the GTS is probably the most numbskull decision they could've made
7912 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
Those damn mexicans
7912 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
Why isn’t there a separation between sexual NSFW posts and violent/gory NSFW posts. Depending on the sub, a NSFW post might just have a topless women or maybe someone who got a hand cut off.
7912 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
“We love holocaust class”
7912 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
After Giuliani 'fixer' alleges Nunes met with Ukrainian officials to seek Biden dirt, congressman threatens to sue media
7912 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019
Hockey player thought his penalty was a bad call until seeing the replay
7911 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
Ever seen flying Peacock?
7911 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
Reddit is full of scumbags with a superiority complex.
7911 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
no more racism
7910 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
POS tampering with products to spread anti-vaxx agenda
7910 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
Matching a Rubik's cube blind folded.
7909 upvotes • comment • jan 26, 2019
I grew up with a family that hated me and blamed me for my moms death (she pasted shortly after my birth). The physicaly and mentally attacked me daily. Last year my Girlfriend killed herself and ive been in and out of mental hospital since then. The only solution i see is death. I need this
7907 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
Andrew Scheer has dual Canadian-U.S. citizenship, party confirms
7907 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
What are some non-sexual things you love about women that make you weak?
7907 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019
Am I doing reddit right?
7906 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
At Least The Clown Is Making Honest Money.
7904 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
Filed to ESPN: Andrew Luck has informed the Colts he is retiring from the NFL, per source. There will be a press conference Sunday to make it official, but Luck is mentally worn down, and now checking out.
7903 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
People in rural areas are gaining weight much faster than city dwellers, finds a new study looking at 112 million adults around the world. Emerging economies, like Chile and Turkey, saw the biggest gains. The find contradicts the idea that urban lifestyles are fueling the rise of obesity.
7903 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Morning show hosts lose it when weatherman talks ‘swinging’ live on-air
7903 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Raptors sweeten offer to Kawhi Leonard with 500 MB of data on Canadian cell phone plan
7902 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
Republicans Warn Drug Companies Not To Cooperate With A Congressional Investigation: The House Oversight Committee is attempting to study how drug companies set prescription drug prices, but Republicans have warned the industry that it may be better for them not to cooperate.
7902 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
Minecraft
7902 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
It’s heartwarming to see how delighted this toddler is when the family sings Happy Birthday.
7902 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
An effective way to change the trash can.
7901 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
Just been informed by DOJ that we’ll receive Mueller’s report only after Barr gives a press conference. Once again, Barr wants to shape the public’s perception of the report. This is on top of reports DOJ secretly briefed the White House. This is not justice. Just PR.
7900 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Short girls need to be with their own kind.
7899 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
The BEST response
7898 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
You want ALL the output of EVERY command mailed to you? Are you sure? Okay...
7898 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
How do you permanently talk yourself out of buying a want?
7898 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Logic
7896 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019
#ThankYouGamefreak is trending #1 in the US right now.
7895 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
John Candy, said to have been one of the nicest guys in show business, turned down roles in both Ghostbusters and Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, as he thought his friend Rick Moranis was better suited
7895 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
It's Friday!
7895 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
I'm a Christian who started researching about the perspective and reasoning from the atheist position.
7894 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
Raptors fans in Jurassic Park start a “Fuck KD” chant after KD injury during game 5
7894 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
I'm tired of this shit
7894 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
Traditional Mexican Dress from Chiapas
7892 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
Man, they grow up fast!
7892 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
10 years later and Avatar still holds the record for highest grossing film of all time at $2.788 billion.
7891 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
Captain Marvel action figures
7891 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
You want me to work for you after you lay me off?
7890 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
Just a fucking picture of Reggie. Upvotes to the left.
7890 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Lego Glory hole
7889 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Introverted but willing to discuss plants.
7889 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
All 45 u.s presidents are forced to fight to the death.no weapons. Who wins and why?
7888 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
Anon is a virgin.
7888 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
HasanAbi banned
7887 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
Being a dick about smoking in public
7885 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
This 11 year old ninja is a bad ass (credit: sweetninjagirl)
7885 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
Luck was on his side this day
7885 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
It be like that sometimes
7883 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
The US House of Representatives has passed the PICA Act - a bill that makes animal cruelty a felony.
7882 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
Drawing Comments
7882 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
Windows 95, anyone?
7882 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
Small boobs are great
7881 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
I'm having a mental breakdown in a bathroom right now
7881 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
Woman getting married in a hospital hours before dying of cancer.
7881 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
Two young guys in a scuffle with a order man who pulled out a gun and had enough self control not to shoot.
7881 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
Smooth talking parrot [OC]
7880 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
Boom goes the dynamite.
7880 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Can't Unsee
7880 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
High School Seniors Losing Trust in Law Enforcement, Justice System
7880 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
Wait for it 😅😅😅
7880 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019