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The holy trinity is finally complete.
44218 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
What's the equivalent of going to a White House dinner and being served McDonalds?
44217 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
Truth is revealed
44217 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
My boyfriend (19M) has been bullying me online. I feel sick to my stomach
44215 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019
I was invited to a BBQ and this is how my friend was cooking the steaks.
44215 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
Having issues finding my steam launcher on my desktop.
44214 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
This Best Buy just needs a little more...me.
44212 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
TIL that Mark Knopfler agreed to allow Weird Al to parody "Money For Nothing" on the condition that Knopfler play the lead guitar on the track to add "authenticity."
44212 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
If you do this because “someone is paid to clean it up” fuck you.
44209 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
TIL actor Jack Gleeson, who played King Joffrey on Game of Thrones, said the scene he enjoyed the most after three seasons on the show, was when Joffrey’s corpse was lying on a plinth in the set with ceremonial stones covering his eyes, because he got to sleep for the whole day.
44209 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
Dog loves her wheelchair because it means she gets to play outside!
44208 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
You have us Keanu Reeves
44207 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
Facebook isn’t free speech, it’s algorithmic amplification optimized for outrage
44207 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
Elizabeth Warren Pledged To Replace Betsy DeVos With A Former Public School Teacher If She Wins In 2020
44204 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
What is the most disrespectful thing that someone has done in your home?
44203 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
Well that’s embarrassing
44202 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
Airplane pilots of Reddit, what was your biggest "We're all fucked up" moment that you survived and your passengers didn't notice?
44201 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
What are some fun things to do around with your SO at home that isn’t sex?
44199 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
Walgreens/CVS Workers When They See Each Other
44196 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
Taken from r/sadcringe but fits here perfectly
44196 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
Trump's legal team is reportedly 'stunned' after Mick Mulvaney admitted to a quid pro quo
44190 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
The Satanic Temple in Salem is now a tax-exempt church
44188 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
This crocheted baby Yoda!
44185 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
Woman arrested in dumping of 7 newborn puppies into Coachella dumpster
44184 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
Liverpool Champions league parade.
44184 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
Conor McGregor arrested on robbery, criminal mischief charges in Miami
44181 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
“I double dare you!”
44181 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
These absolute fucking mad lads at a restaurant in China.
44180 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
Cursed_relationship
44180 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Huge pants.
44180 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
That was the Tyrion I loved. Man was he smooth.
44179 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
Guys is upset lady won't give up her seat
44175 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
I wonder what she did ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
44174 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
These houses are made out of wooden LEGO-like bricks
44171 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
META: Too many AITA commenters advocate too quickly for people to leave their partners at the first sign of conflict, and this kind of thinking deprives many people of emotional growth.
44170 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
Octopus gets attacked and eaten alive by a school of leatherjackets
44170 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
Democrats will hit Trump with 2 articles of impeachment: Abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, reports say
44169 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
The average color of every frame of a given movie, compressed into a single image
44169 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
Sunset Porn
44167 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
Lady Setting The Record For The Most Costume Change Illusions In Under A Minute
44165 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
The first ever 1-terabyte microSD card is now for sale
44164 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
The guy is playing for both teams, and still watching it from the grandstand.
44164 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Picture of a pool, under water, during rain, upside down
44161 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
Howard Foster and Myra Clark reconnected and married more than 45 years later after racism forced them apart. They now hold hands while they fall asleep every night.
44159 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
TELL ME the most stupid fight your couple started
44159 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
Doggo's polite and subtle implication that he is interested in going for a walk
44158 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
TIL that the Greek word for “Carpenter” more accurately translates as “home builder” and since Judea built structures primarily out of stone, Jesus was probably a stone mason.
44157 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019
My niece was excited to show me her new boyfriend. I decided to stalk his Facebook, as all overprotective aunts do, and this is the first picture I see.
44157 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
Part 2 of Pennsylvania billboard “toned down”
44157 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
Male barista starter pack
44155 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
A friend volunteers at an old age home in Australia and was greeted with this today. She’s still crying.
44154 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
Ironic
44153 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019
I like to eat freezer meals still frozen
44152 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
I waited 32 years! Finally got my first pup!
44152 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
"Oh no what have I done!"
44150 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
How is that legal?
44148 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
Arrow in the knee = getting married
44147 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
Scheduled Uber for 4am-4:15am. It arrives at 3:35am and charges me for wait time.
44147 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
"Whats the best way to reach you?"
44147 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
TIL when Stephen King was run over by a car in 1999 the driver apologised and said he'd never even gotten a parking ticket before. King, lying injured, replied: 'well, I've never been hit by a car before'.
44146 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
Come on!
44145 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
Another one of those "impeachable if it was any other presidents" to throw on the pile.
44144 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
A 20 year old Nancy Pelosi with John F. Kennedy
44143 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
Found this on twitter
44141 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
Justin Trudeau should take notes
44140 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
So that’s where it’s been all this time
44138 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
F
44137 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
Notre Dame fire pledges inflame yellow vest protesters. Demonstrators criticise donations by billionaires to restore burned cathedral as they march against economic inequality.
44137 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Tuck your finger right here please
44131 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
87-Year-Old Grandma Shows Her 3500+ Hour Animal Crossing Town
44130 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
Tornado in southern Romania, today
44130 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
Incredible
44129 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
Got an alert from the new monitor we bought in preparation for the baby... I think I'm just gonna sleep downstairs tonight...
44129 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
🔥 Barn Owl Displaying Feathers
44127 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
This blue jay still has half of their baby feathers.
44124 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
Til non-hispanic ethnic Mayans are still alive and make up 40% of Guatemala’s population
44124 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
#RacistGOP trends on Twitter as Republicans stay silent on Donald Trump's racist attack
44123 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
This airplane sleeping mask has different sides depending on if you want the flight attendant to wake you up for meals or not
44122 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
35 mph, or else...
44121 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Trailer
44113 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
Trump's ex-lawyer Michael Cohen will testify at House Oversight Committee before entering prison
44111 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
140 year old mother tortoise wearing her 5 day old son as a hat.
44108 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
I thought someone was stealing my package, turns out it was just my amazing neighbor doing a better job to hide it. Nice people are out there!!
44107 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
He just got a new little sister
44102 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Creating a pendant with resin
44100 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
TIL L Ron Hubbard’s first wife once discovered two love letters the Scientology founder had written, to two different women, in the couple’s outgoing mail. She switched the envelopes and sent them.
44100 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
Happy Halloween, maggots!
44099 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
Jaguar won't be euthanized after zoo attack on selfie-taking Arizona woman, officials say
44099 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
They honestly think we're stupid as fuck.
44098 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
USA women's soccer: US women's soccer team defeats Netherlands in World Cup final
44095 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
A very interesting question
44092 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
Maybe maybe maybe
44091 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
Recently ran across this pic of my quadruplets watching the neighbors move in next door. Still one of my favorites 14 years later.
44091 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
Taika Waititi to Direct 'Thor 4' for Marvel as WB's 'Akira' Is Delayed Again
44091 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
It’s no wonder Amazon is crushing small business.
44090 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
TIL that a wedding planner in England died after eating a scalding-hot fishcake at a wedding. It burned his throat so badly that it left him unable to breathe. The cause of death was ruled as asphyxiation. The coroner said it was similar to smoke inhalation from house fires.
44087 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
African architecture. Remember it, praise it
44086 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
Where is my money?
44086 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
Ok Boomer
44086 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
44084 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019