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AITA for laughing at a guy throwing dollars on my girlfriend at a club?
19363 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
President Donald Trump greeted with boos at Game 5 of World Series
19363 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
Those lil "my human's home" tippy taps
19363 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
First I ____ my sister, then I ____ my mom, then I ____ my cousin, then I ____ my son. And then I go to church.
19362 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
MRW when I realize I've made a mistake in my post title but then it starts getting upvotes anyway.
19359 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
Grasshopper bag
19358 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
You can see his soul leaving the body.
19358 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
Born that way
19358 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
My render distance is low and this hapens
19358 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
Dude gets so hammered at his wedding his new Mother in Law has to feed him
19357 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
That'll show 'em
19356 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
TIFU by getting a handjob from my girlfriend on the day she leaves for college
19356 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
Accidentally got with a girl with a penis..
19356 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
Origami $1 Bulldog
19355 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
Better days are coming :)
19355 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
In a hundred years there will be billions of dead e-mail addresses and accounts that can never be reused
19354 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
Drug dealers teach kids how to use the metric system better than public schools do.
19353 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
My SILs Halloween costume... truly spooky
19351 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
TIFU by not washing my hair
19351 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
Kitten going on a little adventure
19351 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
[Highlight] Alex Caruso yams it on Kleber
19350 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
Yes I will take that, thanks.
19350 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
May we all have this same confidence
19350 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
Now we know where all these CB come from. Such ignorance and entitlement...
19349 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019
The filming location for Sola Fide Beach (final scene of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides) doesn't exist anymore.
19349 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
Full proof alarm clock
19348 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019
In like 50 years somebody is going to break something in their house and realize it was previously repaired with instant noodles by some idiot trying to get internet points.
19348 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
My best girl turns 15 today. She's nearly blind, hard of hearing, and has really bad breath but she's still got a pep in her step. I'm glad she's still here.
19347 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019
Elon trolls Jeff Bezos 24 hours after divorce announcement.
19347 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
Over a decade ago I played counterstrike. Each match we won or lost; no xp, no reward. I think we need to ask ourselves why we play a game.
19347 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Oh Shut Up
19347 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
Bill Gates-Backed Carbon Capture Plant Does The Work Of 40 Million Trees
19347 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
The only race that matters
19347 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
Republicans are crying ‘extreme’ over Rep. Ocasio-Cortez’s tax idea. It’s actually pretty moderate.
19346 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
What??
19346 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
The Washington Capitals have been eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs after losing to the Carolina Hurricanes in 7 games in double overtime
19345 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
Gatekeeping my nationality
19345 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
My wife and I hired a 79-year-old contractor to renovate our kitchen. He uses white bread to solder pipes!
19344 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
I work for a metal importer. I asked one of our warehouses to measure the diameter of this piece, they came back with 8 inches...
19344 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Drunken boater freakout.
19344 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
Thanks a lot Ford.
19344 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
This response from a Respawn Dev on why they don’t mention the features they’re working on adding deserves a lot more attention than it received.
19340 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
Pokémon key holder
19339 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
Cursed_philanthropy
19339 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
We should have free public gyms, like how we have free public libraries
19339 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
YouTube adpocalypse at it again!
19339 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019
Dr. Leonid Rogozov performing surgery on himself in 1967. While doing scientific research in Antarctica, Doc Rogozov had his appendix burst. With no surgeon nearby, he decided to handle the operation himself. In the end, the Doc recovered well and went on to live a long and happy life.
19334 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
Not that she can see color or anything
19334 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Boris Johnson 'looking at' abolishing TV licence fee for BBC
19333 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
Ain’t right
19333 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
Horse wearing reconstructed 2500 year old Scythian horse armour unearthed in the region, Altai Mountains Siberia
19333 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
Ethiopia set to break world record by planting 200 million seedlings in a single day as apart of the "Green Legacy" project.
19333 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
A new chip called MORPHEUS blocks potential hacking attacks by encrypting and randomly reshuffling key bits of its own code and data 20 times per second. This is infinitely faster than a human hacker can work and thousands of times faster than even the fastest electronic hacking techniques.
19332 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
Stryn, Norway
19332 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
This little fucker
19332 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
Inspiring story of a man beating suicide
19332 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
Chelsea [1]-0 West Ham : Hazard 24'
19332 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
me_irl
19331 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
[OC] The largest lake of each EU country at scale.
19330 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
Girl Power
19329 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
Tumblr can be a candidate for both the best and worst website of all time
19329 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
I hate when TV shows have a random musical episode.
19329 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
2meirl4meirl
19328 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Four-Star U.S. Army General Slams Trump's Behavior in Navy SEAL Controversy: If He Was a General, 'We'd Fire Him'
19328 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
McConnell couldn't escape 'Moscow Mitch' at Kentucky's biggest political picnic
19327 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
This feels much better
19325 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
oh my God a s h l e i g h
19325 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
This puzzle that took me a year and a half to complete. Putting that final piece in was pure bliss.
19325 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
Small town clerk
19325 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
6ft female police officer known as the “crane” expertly disarms and takes down a knife wielding man
19325 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
Credit to @northernspells on Instagram
19324 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
blursed malone
19324 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Iranian general says an "American P8 aircraft with 35 on board" was also violating Iranian airspace, but Iran refrained from shooting it down
19322 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
*everyone has been kicked*
19321 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
Climate change heroes
19321 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
TIL: 23 year old was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia. A year later he developed a cancer of the blood. A bone-marrow transplant treated a patient’s leukemia — and his delusions, too.
19321 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
How to go to unnecessarily lengths to remove a nail
19321 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Dora and the Lost City of Gold - Official Trailer - Paramount Pictures
19320 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
MARRY 👏 HER 👏 OFF
19320 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Vengeful John, The Crossover
19320 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
An interesting law in Switzerland
19318 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
Whoa
19318 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
Found my old Ipod while doing yard work
19317 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
AITA for telling my British neighbors they should learn chinese because we live in china?
19317 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
🔥 Morning traffic on the road in Svalbard 🔥
19316 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019
Don't forget to bring a towel
19315 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
Japanese paper toys with a surprise!
19315 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Guy dressed as popular movie villain runs into wife on street and gets scolded
19315 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
Cormorant fishermen use trained birds to fish in rivers.
19315 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
Chelsea fan to Hazard “stay at chelsea” Hazard: *shakes his head*
19315 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
India to revoke special status for Kashmir
19314 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
The reason for many movies that have a female lead failing is due to them not being written as an actual character, but instead as a no struggle, kickass person with no flaws or obstacles that block their goals.
19314 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
That’s better
19313 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
Making an anime out of a flipbook
19313 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
Nikola Musk?
19312 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
[Update] Overheard my girlfriend say she would leave me for someone taller
19311 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
What else did you expect?
19311 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
Made me smile.
19311 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
[Breaking] Singer and actor Sulli found dead
19311 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
Keeping it cool...
19311 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019