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Opening a bottle in a dorm room
13548 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
My wife picked herself in the office secret Santa and instead of putting it back kept it and will put a present for herself in the box so she gets what she wants. Now she’s going to pretend to be all surprised when she gets it. I married Lex Luthor.
13548 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
This little heart on my hand is called a "cuddle button". Since my wife died last year, my 4y/o daughter has hated being away from me. Her teacher draws this on both our hands when I drop her off at school and every time we press it, it sends a hug to the other. It helps her feel connected to me.
13548 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
They can always tell
13548 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019
Found this at fan expo Toronto 2019
13547 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
Sister sent me this picture, thought our dog was doing a backflip
13547 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
She tried to do something different for her wedding but almost lost her life
13546 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
2meirl4meirl
13546 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
A mosaic of regret
13546 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
Dolphins aren’t always majestic
13546 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
Find someone who looks at you like that cat looks at him.
13545 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
Hi today I turn 18 and everybody forgot
13545 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
Containment breached madladdery 100%
13544 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019
The ways of the old.
13544 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
You've officially been labelled a disturber of the peace.
13544 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
Ted Bundy escaping utah state prison, June 7 1977 (colorised)
13544 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
woof_irl
13544 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
LPT: Having house guests over for the holidays? Buy a new shower curtain. Seriously. They're like $4 and you know yours is gross without even having to go check.
13543 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
Courteney Cox and her daughter wearing the same dress 21 years apart
13543 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
Salman Khan from Khan Academy should receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom within his lifetime
13542 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
i guess i have a glove now
13542 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
Tesla's parents were worried about his separation anxiety after they left for work, so they set up a camera and found his brother Joule was keeping him company
13542 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
33 year old single dad with abandonment issues and an innate ability to destroy every relationship that's ever mattered. End me.
13542 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
This insta-girl posts pics on both ”good” and ”bad” days and gives no fuck about it. I love it
13541 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
Look at these bros supporting Brendan! We all should support Brendan, he deserves it.
13541 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019
The OG's
13540 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Last moments of an antelope
13538 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
What is 100% worse wet?
13537 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
Thanks, I hate David's lower half.
13537 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
Four years ago I had a brain hemmorhage. This is the first time I held my daughter after coming out of thr hospital. It is one of my most treasured memories. The anniveraary is in two weeks so it's been weighing on my mind a lot. I'm so happy I can still hold her. She's almost as big as me now.
13536 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
Couple decide to dagger in public
13535 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Blessed_Turtleduck
13535 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
This lady got interviewed by a magazine and turned to Instagram to share how she really looks like when she learned that her magazine photos had been edited.
13535 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
2meirl4meirl
13535 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
Turns out sub only streams are a breach of League of Legends TOS
13534 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
AITA for not giving the source of my beaded earrings to a white woman?
13534 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
F*** Your Lights
13534 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
🔥 “Mornings in Italy“ 🔥
13533 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
I'm not a gentleman, but I'm not an asshole either
13533 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019
The wings of this moth (Macrocilix maia) mimic two flies feasting on bird droppings.
13533 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
Human bean
13532 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Attorney General William Barr hands over the Mueller report to Congress
13531 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
I work three jobs in the service industry, make me hate life more then they do.
13531 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
A classic game of double yellow chicken, I guess I lost?
13529 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
MRW I receive my first water bill after moving in with my girlfriend
13529 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019
Senate Intel Committee Now Investigating Trump’s Various Trips to Russia
13529 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
Mueller has notes from White House staffer detailing Trump's behavior for obstruction of justice probe
13529 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
Using your laptop to charge your phone is like performing a blood transfusion for electronics.
13529 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
PsBattle: A Blue Footed Booby
13528 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
Jack Black turning heads
13528 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019
Co workers showed up in the exact same outfit, down to the doc Martins.
13526 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
YouTube has had enough
13525 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
Simply love this one
13525 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Sundaed, Dessert of Despair
13525 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Oh! i like this magic device ,i am going to do keep doing this all day.
13525 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
The acting director of national intelligence is withholding a mysterious whistleblower complaint of 'urgent concern' that may involve Trump
13524 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
Car Trouble
13524 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
🔥 Arctic Fox with Heterochromatic eyes 🔥
13524 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
Elon Musk's net worth plunges $768m in a day after cybertruck fiasco
13524 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019
Yes, I belong here.
13523 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
Everyone has to do their part
13523 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
Asmongold failed classic wow
13523 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Update I (26f) am an escort and I am falling in love with one of my clients (39M)
13521 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
What’s a toxic trait you have?
13521 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
This little gem.
13520 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
After 911
13519 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
Nintendo Switch Home Redesign - Dark Theme
13519 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
Seagulls are kleptomaniacs
13519 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
Defying gravity
13518 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
This is why I use GIMP instead of Photoshop
13518 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
Technicolor Mount Rainier (credit Dom Riccobene).
13516 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019
ELI5: I just watched Arrival for the first time and the idea of a non zero-sum game is not making sense to me. What is the simplest explanation or example? #ELI5
13516 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
R/suddenlybi
13516 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter "O"...
13515 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Tan level- Shrek
13515 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Railing cat
13514 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
This chef’s still got too much free time
13514 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
Cursed Stairway
13514 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019
Uhhh... I don't think that's how you do that
13513 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
[Wojnarowski] Anthony Davis is waiving his $4M trade kicker, league sources tell ESPN.
13513 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
Half-Life: Alyx Reveal Trailer
13513 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
Man accidentally swallows joint
13513 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
Found on Twitter
13513 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
I sure love that nut butter!
13512 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
Matt Smith to co-star with Jared Leto in Sony's Spider-Man spin-off MORBIUS
13512 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
AITA for kicking my sister out of my wedding during the reception?
13512 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
Im 14 years old and bought all of these with my own money I earned doing chores and working for my moms restaurant. The collection is coming close to complete and I’m so happy!
13512 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
Perks of playing JUMBLE
13512 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
TIL In traditional societies that have no access to processed sugars and white flour, many indigenous people have no cavities, and flash smiles with perfect pearly white teeth, even though tooth brushing is rare. The next generation of natives who eat processed food began to develop crooked teeth
13512 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
Madlad Knows Supply and Demand
13511 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
Americentrism
13510 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
Balcony Aquarium
13510 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
First time at the metro station
13510 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
officer told him to shut his car off. as he reached to put it in park, officer yells out that he has a gun. when he asks the officer what he did wrong, officer says “you were told to leave the parking lot and you came back.” man says “how did I come back?” officer: “you never left the parking lot.”
13509 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
Back in the good old days
13509 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
Japanese impressions of northern Europe from 1932
13509 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
The state of this sub
13509 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
How the ball is delivered in Portuguese cup final
13508 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
[NO SPOILERS] Shoutout to Fabian Wagner, the cinematographer behind all those stunning shots
13508 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
TIFU by accidentally yelling at my new boss in lieu of my recent return from boot camp.
13506 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019