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19196 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
Best work mom ever. I am 31 years old. I told my coworker, who is also my mentor and work mom, that I wanted to start collecting Hot Wheels. However, I am too old to start. The next day, she bought me this, with a note that says "If you are alive, its never too late!". 😢😭
19195 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
flies still decide to fly in my kitchen smh
19195 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
When my post is taken down so I try again [OC]
19194 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
A Dad designed this beautiful headstone for his wheelchair-bound son.
19193 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
When you raise money to keep those without money out
19192 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
My gf made a cheese board that looks like a shoreline
19191 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
I say Mary, that fellow looks like trouble! Let us leave, posthaste!
19191 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
Woman tries to hit Gordon Ramsay
19190 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
More women in Iran protesting against forced hijab!
19190 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Mass shooting at party in Greenville, according to reports
19189 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
Lil boye spotted
19189 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
The mythical Annubis
19189 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
Breathtaking
19188 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
PsBattle: Black Cat on Monday Night Football in New York
19187 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
Girl Portrait, Me, Digital, 2019
19185 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
I’m in the crowd rn, below balcony 2
19184 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
That ruined my childhood
19184 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
In Return of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker does not turn to the dark side. This is because Palpatine forgot to tell him the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
19184 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
This baby rhino’s name is Apollo. When it’s time for bed, his keepers give him a nice horn rub. This sends him into a symphony of delighted squeals.
19184 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
2 guys punches the wrong guy two times
19183 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
Can't count
19183 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
Sorry if this is a repost
19183 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
Identity Crisis?
19182 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
At least saved the cat
19182 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
Clogged up ketchup bottle
19182 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
a miner frustration, Alfredo Rodriguez, Oil on Linen, 1954
19181 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
dinnertime
19179 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
Words can’t explain their stupidity
19179 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
AITA for letting my date pay for dinner?
19178 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
Do you even have a gameshark tho?
19177 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
Rage Against The Machine just created an Instagram, the only post lists five 2020 tour dates.
19177 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
My 91 years old grandma has just knit a new blanket for her bed and she is so happy! Her eyes are not that good anymore but has done it so many times that she can knit without even looking the needles.
19176 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
People need educated
19176 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
The rarest dog with a job I have ever seen! K9 Callie, the only US Air Force search and rescue dog, after a skydive!
19176 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
Reason 2839293 why D&D deserve all the hate they get
19174 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
Tonight's starting point guard for the Warriors (Ky Bowman), qualifies for low income housing in San Francisco.
19173 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
Blursed_Blast
19173 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
Just be respectful
19172 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
took me a second...
19171 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
Ponch
19168 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
I'm the kids
19168 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
A friend captured this gem on their doorbell cam.
19167 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
What did you learn embarrassingly late?
19167 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
TIL that the Mongols would catapult the dead bodies of soldiers infected by the bubonic plague over city walls during sieges. This was one of the earliest known accounts of biological warfare.
19165 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
He's a good man.
19165 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
AITA for taking back the birthday gift I gave my sister?
19164 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
My dad’s master closet has been turned into a train room, created meticulously and completely by hand.
19164 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
Plant-based eggs join meatless options at Tim Hortons - Customers are buying in because the alternatives to meat taste like the real thing
19164 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
What caused you to laugh the hardest you’ve ever laughed?
19164 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
Behind the scenes
19164 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
My first game after not playing for half a year. Reminds me why I uninstalled it in the first place back then..
19163 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
American guy in a Thailand hostel refuses to pay for the girl he let sleep in his bed last night
19163 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
A woman selling a giant fork to a man at a gas station....looked like a craigslist exchange
19163 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
19163 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
If American Psycho were about Programmers
19161 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
I finally understand this guy. He had allergies
19161 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
Scared
19160 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
[no Spoilers] Latest S8 ratings
19160 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
He's working at the same beat to avoid disturbing the band
19160 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
It is in Men that we must place our hope
19160 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
Donated my hair. Make me regret it please.
19158 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
Adam Schiff: Trump’s ‘Death Penalty’ Threat Was One Reason We Didn’t Have Whistleblower Testify
19157 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
“Disastrous”: Dow Sinks as Markets Realize Trump Really Is This Stupid
19157 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
Horizon Zero Dawn - Aloy cosplay
19155 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Whales and dolphins can no longer be bred or kept in captivity under new legislation that passed the House of Commons Monday. For the first time, Canadians can be found guilty for possession of marine mammals – not just for poor treatment.
19155 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
AITA for not honoring my son's punishment?
19153 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
Beyond ‘no comment’: The White House has no response — at all — to many media questions
19153 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
How would you spend $50,000 in 1 hour?
19152 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Lindsey Graham challenger raises $270,000 within 24 hours of announcing Senate bid
19151 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
Shocking cabin footage of the Aeroflot SU95 Crash released.
19151 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
[Jacob] Nick Nurse on potential White House visit: "We're here, let's visit Trudeau. We're Canada's team." Said that plans are already in the works for the visit to Parliament Hill. Haven't heard from the White House
19149 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
NK's fucking death
19148 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
My Destiny Hunter cosplay! Armor is the fully ornamented Age of Triumph King’s Fall gear with Bones of Eao. This was always my favorite armor set to wear in Destiny, so making it into a cosplay was a ton of fun!!
19148 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
Plush toy getting confused
19147 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
Ultimate fun
19147 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
Just cutting some meat
19147 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
TIL that during the 1908 Olympics in London, the Russians showed up 12 days late due to the fact that they were using the Julian calendar instead of the Gregorian calendar.
19147 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
My kids aren’t vaccinated, they’re ______ated.
19146 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
Let me feed you!
19146 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019
"Act normal everything is cool, they won't suspect a thing" -Bear
19145 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
Snow leopard freaks out when it notices a new camera in its enclosure
19145 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019
Well... shit
19145 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
Wayne was homeless for years before I got him in to an old age home. We were at his bank to get money for shoes as his had worn out. He had nothing. While debating how much I could afford to spend, a stranger who had heard or conversation handed me $100 and walked away. Thanks for the shoes !
19144 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019
Perfectly synchronized good boys
19144 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
I don’t always get busted but when I do...
19143 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
Rick and Morty play Civilization 5
19142 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
The ultimate bro
19142 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
The idea of ghosts moaning may have came from children hearing their parents have sex with the parents denying the sounds
19140 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
Scottish schools are where girls get pregnant and where boys go to sell drugs (I should know I went to Armadale academy)
19140 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
Elon Musk says Neuralink machine that connects human brain to computers 'coming soon' - Entrepreneur say technology allowing humans to 'effectively merge with AI' is imminent
19139 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
The only version of this meme worth sharing.
19139 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
me_irl
19139 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
Take your girlfriend to work day
19139 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
“Who Framed Roger Rabbit” marks the first and (to date) only time Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny shared a scene. Warner Bros. only agreed to licence Bugs Bunny on the conditions that he only be on screen with Mickey, that they have the same amount of screen time and same amount of dialogue.
19139 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
TIL Doordash subsidizes their own payment of drivers with your tip— IE if you think you tipped $5 extra, they actually used $2 to “pay” the driver.
19139 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
HMFT after I throw a paper ball at this kid
19139 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
Little spoon please. Thank you
19138 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
Silent Bob says No
19137 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
AITA for asking for the gift receipt to return offensive baby clothes?
19137 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019