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Invest, invest, invest!
26431 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
TIL in 2006, a woman farted on an American Airlines plane and attempted to cover up her farts by burning matches. When the passengers reported the smell of burning matches to the crew, the flight made an emergency landing in Nashville, and the FBI was called in to conduct an investigation.
26430 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
Male/female age combinations on /r/relationships [OC]
26430 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
[Wojnarowski] Oklahoma City is trading All-Star Paul George to the Los Angeles Clippers for a record-setting collection of draft choices, league sources tell ESPN.
26429 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
She took the midnight train going anywhere...
26429 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
Captain America
26428 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
Anti-gay Arizona pastor becomes the first person ever to be banned from entering Ireland
26428 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
The size difference between these two Allen keys
26426 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
Anti circumcise activist gets knife threatened by religious guy in Tel Aviv
26426 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
This priority seat on the Tube
26425 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019
I noticed a lack of cute battie pictures so...
26425 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
I wish my parents were this cool
26425 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2019
Newborn sea otter pups are so buoyant they can’t immediately dive for food.
26423 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
Removed the purple filter from this unused Endgame banner...
26422 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
Wave touches cloud
26422 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
I just realised I never heard Einstein’s voice.
26422 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
Doctors with flu shots for migrant children turned away from Calif. facility; 6 arrested
26420 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
WASA
26420 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
Between Two Ferns outtake
26419 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
Op from oddly satisfying (me) jello healing together way too well
26419 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019
What Varys was really writing
26419 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
The Gameboy was an amazing console.
26416 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
Cursed_pedo
26416 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
TIL when Robert E Lee surrendered to Ulysses S Grant, both men were so respectful and courteous that it became known as "The Gentlemen's Agreement". The two reminisced about their shared experience in the Mexican war for 25 minutes before even discussing the surrender terms.
26416 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
Deer being eaten alive by a Dhole
26415 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
My (18F) best friend (18F) cheated on her boyfriend (21M), got pregnant and is lying that he’s the dad. Should I tell him?
26414 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
For 10 seconds, stop what you’re doing and just listen. What do you hear?
26414 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
Amd and Intel are both good
26413 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
Got testicular cancer twice in less than a year. Just had my second orchiectomy, no longer have balls. Cheer me up by putting me down.
26412 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
🔥 A young Large Frogmouth peeking out of its mother’s feathers 🔥
26410 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
Two studies of unvaccinated children in an Orthodox Protestant community in the Netherlands found that measles wipes out the immune system’s memory of previous illnesses, returning it to a more baby-like state, and also leaves the body less equipped to fight off new infections.
26409 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
America isn’t Japan or Turkey. American schools don’t cover up the worst things in the history books
26409 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
You get what you pay for
26407 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
When you forget to choose master key as a starting gift
26407 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
Finally got to treat my queen of 4 years to a Key West/Bahamas cruise vacation...she means the word to me... I won the trip through a job I never thought I’d even have so everything is a dream rn. <3 just felt like sharing love reddit.
26407 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
Government moves more than 300 children out of Texas Border Patrol station after AP report of perilous conditions
26406 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
I did boys!!!! I finally convinced my mom to let me get vaccinated. She still doesn’t agree with it, but gave in after I gave her lots of evidence.
26405 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
Very epic
26404 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
My Heat Transfer prof writes so small this guy brought binoculars to class
26404 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
Waking up early at a friends house
26402 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
This water bottle has markings to show you how much liquid is in it, but you can’t see through the bottle
26402 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
Congressional Republican Behavior Explained.
26401 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
Well done kid
26401 upvotes • comment • nov 22, 2019
Perfect napping weather
26400 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
8 years ago, I was sleeping on an air mattress in a spare bedroom. Yesterday, at 33, I finally became a home owner!
26400 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Trooper charged with having sex with underage girl
26398 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019
Pornhub coming in clutch
26398 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
I've got one job, and one job only
26397 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
Fuck you, Dad.
26396 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
pls no
26396 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
Anti-vaxx 'mobs': doctors face harassment campaigns on Facebook - Medical experts who counter misinformation are weathering coordinated attacks. Now some are fighting back
26395 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
Level 100 quests be like...
26394 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019
Nicolas Cage as Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077
26393 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019
"Cops Can't Tell ME What To Do..." 😡
26392 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
Shenanigans
26388 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Thank you Dolly for doing this for our children.
26387 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019
Japan promotes China as bigger threat than nuclear-armed North Korea
26385 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
Trump 'Crime Family...Belong in Prison,' Says 'The Art of the Deal' Ghostwriter
26384 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
Fool me once shame on you...
26383 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
This was an amazing accomplishment for me as I have tremor in both hands and really wanted to share it with you guys.
26383 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
The Perfect Summer Ready Workout
26382 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
Passive aggressive fridges out here making life annoying
26381 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
The Blood Pipe Is Still Spewing Blood After Nearly Two Years: Newly-obtained footage shows the underwater fish farm pipe in British Columbia is still churning out virus-infected blood and guts.
26380 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
Which movie quote stuck with you?
26377 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
Also applicable to some people that I know
26376 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
This cat is so fluffy
26376 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
Savage 4th grader
26375 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
This guy helping a stray cat drink water from a public fountain
26375 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
Woman blocks the path of an elderly lady trying to cross the street and repeatedly calls her a nazi
26374 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
Threw this together real quick but I think it’s pretty solid
26374 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
Mueller Probes an Event With Nunes, Flynn, and Foreign Officials at Trump’s D.C. Hotel
26373 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
Bad hair day
26373 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
Mozambique Here
26373 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
Blursed chocolate
26372 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Japanese company giving extra vacation days to non-smokers to make up for their colleagues “quick smoke breaks”
26372 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
There are plenty of reasons to be critical of religion, you don't need to make up new ones.
26372 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019
If you didn't want to be conquered maybe you shouldn't have been so conquerable
26372 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
What is the biggest "oh fuck, I'm dead" thing you've done at work, but nobody ever found out?
26371 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
Baby puffer fish
26370 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
A person which has many beautiful handwritings
26369 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
Gatekeeping sexuality
26369 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
OMG !!! Finally !!
26369 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
Wholesome lilo and stitch experiment :)
26369 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
The more drugmakers wowed doctors with gifts and lunches, the more people died of drug overdoses, study shows
26368 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
Blood and seed
26366 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
Megathread: Democrat John Bel Edwards re-elected governor of Louisiana
26365 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
Reddit culture found its way onto GTA.
26365 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
An 8-year-old girl was strip searched at a Virginia prison. She was told it was the only way to see her dad.
26365 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
Last XP computer being replaced at work today. Saying goodbye to this leviathan of gaming.
26365 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
Ugly Ducklings
26365 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
I don't get people like this
26363 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
America’s doctors warn Google, Twitter, and Facebook: Anti-vaxxers are weaponizing tech platforms, prompting outbreaks that can 'debilitate and kill'
26362 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
me_irl
26361 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019
War Is Shell
26361 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
White House asked for USS John McCain to be 'out of sight' during Trump's visit to Japan: WSJ
26357 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
Ham and Cheese Pocket
26357 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
Finding Parents' MAGA Hats Will One Day Be Equivalent of Discovering Their 'Ku Klux Klan Hood or Robe,' Says Professor
26356 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
A diving instructor rescued a fish after noticing it was trapped in a transparent plastic bag in Andaman ocean in Thailand.
26356 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
Homesick, Me, Pixel Art, 2019
26356 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Hall of mirrors. An abandoned building in California that experienced flooding, creating a surreal mirror image.
26355 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019