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I'm a middle school teacher. My dog escaped my house and figured out the way to school today. Everyone liked that.
49650 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
Tulsi Gabbard missed 85% of House votes this fall. Hawaii's ex-governor wants her to resign
49648 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
Happy Accidents aren't we all
49647 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
Cartoon characters only sneeze when it’s relevant to the plot
49646 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
[No Spoilers] How George R.R. Martin himself pictured the Iron Throne illustrated by Douglas Wheatley
49646 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
What the fuck Janice
49644 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
17 years with my beautiful pup!
49644 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
UK refuses to join France, Germany and Netherlands in halting arms sales to Turkey
49641 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
Toy Story 4 Official 'Bo Peep' Poster
49640 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
Leave your homophobia at the door
49638 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
slice that sausage
49636 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
Meth addict tweaks out and it syncs up almost perfectly with the beat of "Stayin' Alive"
49635 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
I saw a lenticular cloud over a cumulus cloud that made it look like a helicopter
49628 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019
“The Ring” (2002). Easter Egg in the dvd menu. If you click up until your cursor is no longer visible, and then hit enter, your remote is temporarily disabled and the “cursed” video will play. When it concludes, you only regain control of the remote after a phone rings twice.
49625 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
Natural deep cleaning
49625 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
Older generations of Reddit, who were the "I don't use computers" people of your time?
49624 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
Guy sees baby hanging from a high rise balcony and he goes full beast mode and scales the building balcony by balcony with total disregard for his own safety. He was in France illegally as an immigrant but after this he was given instant citizenship by the PM of France and a job as a firefighter
49623 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
TIL that following Kobain's death, Dave Grohl started Foo Fighters as a small side project. When asked later about the name, he responded "Had I actually considered this to be a career, I probably would have called it something else, because it's the stupidest fucking band name in the world."
49622 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
Amazing. Modern reinterpretation of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
49618 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
Gen Z kids
49616 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
Gender Reveal Magic
49615 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
Attacking a gay man, after finding him on grindrr.
49614 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
Bet she had a wonderful day!
49614 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
Opening a huge 185 Million-year-old Cannon Ball fossil coated in Iron Pyrite, located at the Yorkshire Coastline. This kind of particular prestigious example is found only once every few years.
49614 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
Dominate a crocodile
49614 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
This bench in my basement that conceals a boulder.
49612 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
New mama blep.
49607 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
Getting your cat tattooed
49604 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
I just spit out my coffee 😂
49603 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
That moment when all your middle school wet dreams come true...
49603 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
The Future of Air Travel
49601 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
Americans are happier in states where governments spend more on public goods, among them libraries, parks, highways, natural resources and police protection, a Baylor University study has found.
49600 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
Principal waited till the pizza was already in the classroom, paid for out of pocket and ready to be eaten , this event was planned for months beforehand
49597 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
Found you, you son of a bitch
49597 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
That's some next level vengeance
49596 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
Open your eyes people
49594 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
Billionaires should not exist
49594 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
Female politician proposes law to fine men $100 for masturbating as 'act against an unborn child'
49594 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
The only game I desperately want remastered (The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King)
49593 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
TIL of the Wait Calculation that states that an interstellar mission that cannot be completed within 50 years should not be started at all as it will be overtaken by more efficient and faster later missions
49593 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
What is the longest 5 minutes you have ever experienced?
49592 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
TIL it wasn't a single drug discovery that stopped people from dying of AIDS in the 1990s but the discovery that combining several drugs would each affect a different aspect of HIV and together force the virus into undetectable remission, called the "AIDS cocktail"
49591 upvotes • comment • dec 09, 2019
Just because I’m bad guy does not mean I’m BAD guy.
49590 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
This is Darius. He’s 12 yrs old and makes bow ties for dogs in shelters to help them get adopted.
49588 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
“I still think you’re a good person, even though you’re a Christian”
49582 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
Heroic Misunderstanding
49581 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
I don’t know what’s worse, the illegally parking in a handicap spot or the swastika hood ornament?
49580 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
He just needs help finding tools
49577 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
That Glow Up 😍
49577 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
My wife thinks she funny. Had my vasectomy today.
49573 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
The President of the United States blatantly ignoring the two term limit and trying to inspire his base. This is not normal. This is not okay.
49572 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
Jesus Christ
49571 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019
I had a quadruple mini banana this morning
49569 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
TIL: The 'world's blackest paint' is licensed exclusively to the artist Anish Kapoor. In retaliation Stuart Semple was incensed when Kapoor bought the exclusive rights – so he made what he says is a blacker one available for everyone besides Kapoor.
49559 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
hol’ up
49559 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
My roommate hasn’t paid his part of the rent in 3 months, there’s a weird smell coming from his room that I can’t pinpoint (it’s making the whole entire apartment stink), and I’m pretty sure he up and left so I have to clean it now. This isn’t even all of the mess.
49554 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
Oh how times have changed
49554 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
People sentenced in the 80s-2000s what modern world change shocked you the most?
49554 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
The state of r/apexlegends
49553 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
You’re still coming to work right?
49552 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
Sinking into comfort.
49551 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
My crush pulled this on me today. I have to say I feel almost betrayed.
49550 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
🌎😍🙌🙏
49548 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Those are some cool moves you got there.
49548 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
Tom Hanks shining Woody’s sherif badge.
49547 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
Trump says he's 'an environmentalist' after skipping G-7 climate meeting: "I think I know more about the environment than most people. I want clean air. I want clean water. I want a wealthy country...."
49543 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
[OC]A selective timeline of famous Dystopias
49540 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
Getting rickrolled isn’t too bad considering that Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up is honestly a nice song.
49538 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
Drinking milk from a different species is completely acceptable but drink milk from our own species is considered disgusting
49535 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
Finally a board game I understand
49534 upvotes • comment • jun 03, 2019
Political Cartoon by Duff Moses
49534 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
Such a sad way to go
49529 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Really wanted to pour a cup of water on the ground and watch him struggle for traction.
49528 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
Boy hits back at girls who attack and molest him on the train
49526 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
Haircuts now and then.
49522 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
Tour guides of Reddit, what's the worst thing a tourist has ever done under your supervision?
49520 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
That's a recipe for a heart attack
49518 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
That's my purse! I don't know you!
49516 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
When Trump says the government could be shutdown "for months or even years" and you just want your fucking paycheck
49514 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
My parents have a "Festivus" party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door
49514 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
When you miss your exit and driving an extra 300 meters to the next exit is just too hard
49511 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
What in the heckin?! You seeing this Karen?!
49510 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
thank you boomers
49510 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019
I would watch this on a spiritual level
49509 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
They sure are.
49504 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
Made some copper roses for metal practice, turned out great!
49499 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
Imagine being this terrified of a little girl
49498 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
TIL that George Lucas originally envisioned the planet Tatooine in Star Wars to be a jungle planet, but the idea of having to film in a jungle made him feel "itchy," so he decided to make it a desert planet instead.
49497 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
What is an unexplainable memory from your childhood?
49493 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
TIL an orangutang in San Diego Zoo kept escaping his enclosure so that he could walk around the zoo and look at the other animals as well as throw faeces at his ex-enclosure mate that he didn’t like.
49490 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
The Golden Ratio. Hmmm.
49488 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
Engineering at its best..
49488 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019
I did an oil painting of a dog, I hope you enjoy.
49483 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
European Redditors when they hear Article 13 passes
49481 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
Fly Trapper
49481 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
Finally a good fucking kid
49480 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
His classmates surprised him with gifts after he lost all of his toys in a house fire.
49479 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
Cursed_shower
49477 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, bartender, 29
49477 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
Woman repeatedly hits man on camera
49474 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019