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TIFU by accidentally getting sexual with my dentist, again.
78956 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Kids shows led us to believe the Mayor of your city was way more important and much more common to see around town than they are.
78953 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
The comments are full of things like this
78948 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
Only Gold and Swedish fish are acceptable in the workplace
78945 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
This guy who is dancing just to make people smile!
78927 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019
TIL about "paired kidney exchange", which allows you to donate your kidney that wasn't a match for your intended recipient (spouse, child, etc.) to a stranger but in turn receive a kidney that is a match for your loved one. Instead of two people going without a transplant, both get a transplant.
78904 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
Australian school runs out of water as commercial trucks take local water to bottling plants for companies including Coca-Cola. “Now the government is buying water back from Coca-Cola to bring here, which is where it came from in the first place.” The future of privatized water is happening today.
78901 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
Broke boy.
78878 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
This piece of plastic, thrown into the sea in 1976, still hasn't degraded at all
78877 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
My dog’s trust issues make it hard for her to make new friends. Yesterday I surprised her with a 2 hour road trip to visit her besties that she moved 3 cities away from 5 months ago.
78875 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
My 6 year old got tattoo markers for Christmas and disappeared for half an hour. Bonus: we can't get it to come off.
78865 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
These ransoms are getting out of control
78847 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
In South Korea, the solar panels in the middle of the highway has bicycle path passes beneath. --- Cyclists are protected from the sun, they are isolated from traffic and the country can produce clean energy.
78845 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
The timeless joy of Tom and Jerry even transcends species.
78838 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
Gunman opens fire at mosque in Christchurch, New Zealand
78833 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
How do we save this fucking planet?
78833 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
Hey guys, remember when Sam stole his father's cherished valyrian steel sword for absolutely no fucking reason?
78809 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
Jeffrey Epstein denied bail, will remain jailed pending trial on sex trafficking charges
78804 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
Displaying different material used in real time
78800 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2019
This guy does this every Saturday night at the biggest intersection in my town.
78784 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019
Chicago Is So Cold That the Railroad Tracks Need to Be on Fire to Keep the Trains Moving
78775 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
In 50 years or so we'll have 9/11 deniers. Saying it never happened and all that footage is faked.
78770 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
Someone left out the secret codes for catching shady customers at WalMart
78725 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
The eye of Hurricane Dorian that has just reached category 5
78709 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
How to resist
78705 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
My local supermarket now has a googley-eyed robot whose sole purpose is to patrol the aisles looking for spills. Its name is Marty.
78701 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
TIL In 2014, black taxi cab drivers brought parts of London to a standstill, protesting against Uber. This led to an 850% increase in downloads of Uber.
78696 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
It happened after over 10 years 😔
78689 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
This is the backseat setup of my car. I drive for rideshares in Chicago, and this thing paid for itself the first weekend I used it.
78664 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
Really hits the nail on the head
78664 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
United breaks guitars
78650 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
What if you suddenly feel a touch on the shoulder following with the words: "are you sleeping during my class?". You open your eyes and you are at your 7th grade math class, all of the life leading up to this point was just a dream and you are a 7th grader. What are your thoughts?
78650 upvotes • comment • aug 23, 2019
TIL when Gene Wilder was offered the role of Willy Wonka, he accepted on one condition: he'd enter with a limp, lose his cane and continue to limp, and then when he's found out, perform a somersault for the crowd, "Because from that time on, no one will know if I'm lying or telling the truth."
78634 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
A street vendor selling action "fight scene" shots
78634 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
It’s funny how, as you progress through college, they require you to write longer and longer papers. Then you get to the professional world and no one will read an email that’s more than 5 sentences.
78632 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
Ben Affleck finally achieves lifelong dream of not having to play Batman anymore
78620 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
My 3.5 month old piranha
78616 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
Store-bought tomatoes taste bland, and scientists have discovered a gene that gives tomatoes their flavor is actually missing in about 93 percent of modern, domesticated varieties. The discovery may help bring flavor back to tomatoes you can pick up in the produce section.
78611 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Woman shot herself in the head while cuffed with hands behind her back during traffic stop, police say
78608 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
Trump rails against windmills: 'I never understood wind'; Trump claims the production of wind turbines causes a large carbon footprint.
78603 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
After an accident this tiger had its tooth replaced with a gold one.
78596 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
What's some juicy gossip you just found out in your personal lives?
78591 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
TIL that the scientists who first discovered the platypus thought it was fake. Although indigenous Aboriginal people already knew of the creature, European scientists assumed an egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, venomous mammal had to be an elaborate hoax.
78591 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
The best pen
78573 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019
Private college is upset that i donated to a broke charity they run and not them. (removed prior for identifying info, fixed now)
78571 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
The skill and illusion required for this mime's balloon performance
78571 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
Angor Wat Temple in Cambodia
78567 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
everyone makes up america
78556 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
Don’t ask
78535 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
Imagine not knowing that puddles are normal
78522 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
Better listen to my man Johnny
78521 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
College Board charging $12 per school to send your test scores ELECTRONICALLY. Then an extra $31 if you want them to receive them within 1-2 business days. They’re electronic (not actual shipping). They make you pay to send a test you already payed over $50 to take.
78517 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019
4 years ago I had the honor of being a bone marrow donor to my brother who had stage IV cancer for the 4th time. We just celebrated 4 years CANCER FREE!!
78512 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
Enough said.
78502 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
It scares me how realistic Cities: Skylines is
78500 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
This framed, holographic microscope I got from my grandparents that you can actually look into!
78482 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
Impressive football skills
78481 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
My mom’s first “unmanned crew” as an A320 captain!
78463 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
welcome to hell
78462 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
If HBO's Chernobyl was a series with a new disaster every season, what event would you like to see covered?
78457 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
Movie posters for "Toy Story 4" and "Child's Play"
78439 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
ToTok, a popular Emirati messaging app that has been downloaded to millions of phones, is actually a spying tool used by the government of the United Arab Emirates to try to track every conversation, movement, relationship, appointment, sound and image of those who install it.
78435 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
The way the chef makes and plates this tornado omelette
78434 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
Pigeon Standing On Water Fountain Waiting For Human to Help
78429 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
Eyebrow game strong
78417 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
Thank you for all the support! Seeing complete strangers care about my situation really warmed my heart.
78417 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
Sign from the KKK protest in Dayton Ohio today
78414 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
Me and my siblings 30 years apart. We are two sets of twins.
78411 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
TIL that in 2013 a French businessman died of a heart attack while having sex with a stranger while on a business trip. A French court subsequently ruled that this was an industrial accident and that his wife and family were entitled to compensation
78407 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
Devastating Loss
78405 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
TIL That if My Name Is Earl had not been prematurely canceled the creator planned to end it with Earl being unable to finish his list but realizing that his original list had started a chain reaction of good in the world
78395 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week.
78393 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
I extracted me and my husband’s brains from MRI images and he 3D printed them
78378 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
Not my fault y'all wasting money on other people..
78371 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
Its all coming together
78355 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
For those who didn't know, this is how pineapples grow
78349 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
I synced my calendar with my mum and forgot I have my birth control implant replacement date marked 3 years from now. She saw it and texted me this while I was at work. I’m 20.
78343 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
Kid describes colour to a blind person
78317 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
'Dad stop the burning, I beg you': Horrifying footage reveals badly-burned Kurdish children in Syria amid claims Turkey is using banned weapons such as napalm and white phosphorus
78303 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
TIL: Tom Cruise is obsessed with sending his co-stars cakes, even ones he worked with decades ago. Louis Theroux, documentary maker, even went to his grandmother's 100th Birthday Party to find 100 cupcakes from Tom Cruise, after Tom worked with his cousin.
78297 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
The misguided hatred towards immigrants
78289 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019
Curiosity rover snaps spectacular Mars panorama
78271 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
Handicapped man doing the Atlas Stones at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Disabled Strongman competition
78263 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
Off to the market in Madagascar among the Baobab trees
78263 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
Photo I took of an LA County Sheriff’s deputy at the Los Angeles Pride Parade.
78262 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
There’s no option for never/none in the alcohol use category in this doctor form
78259 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
Being middle class is when spending $100 is expensive but earning $100 isn't a lot of money.
78255 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
Cables > Wifi
78253 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019
Fire breaks out at historic Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris
78252 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
I photoshopped a magpie and a killer whale together
78247 upvotes • comment • dec 10, 2019
Marner of the Toronto Maple Leafs makes a girl’s Valentine’s Day
78232 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2019
Frat boy messes with Asian guy, gets knocked the fuck out
78229 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
Death by cheap, accessible literature
78228 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
dumb ass teachers
78223 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
My kid said her one birthday wish was to wake up to some balloons. The door to her room is on the other side, waiting to be opened.
78216 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
Smooth one bartender
78212 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
Water getting air after a dam release
78208 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
Large U.S. study finds that marijuana laws (both recreational & medical) appear to significantly reduce prescription opioid use.
78198 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
MatPat resurrects the Daily Caller article just to murder it himself.
78197 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
We have a really small radiator in our house.
78192 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019