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Sister-in-law orders a Japanese whiskey for me every Christmas. I don’t think she read the description this time when she shipped me a $50 bottle of soy sauce.
89787 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
US House of Representatives votes to recognize Armenian genocide
89781 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
My boys were separated for two years due to a divorce. My ex agreed today that I can keep my 9 year old boy!!!
89777 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
Just got multiple vaccines today after breaking free from the anti-vaxxer family I was raised in.
89760 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
The trash can.
89748 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
I'm a bee keeper and think my bees are the cutest, I hope you like them too!
89742 upvotes • comment • jun 11, 2019
TIL: When former slave Jordan Anderson was asked to come back and work for his old master, he replied with a deadpan letter asking for 52 years' back pay as proof of good faith. The letter has been described as a rare example of documented "slave humor" of the period.
89714 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019
The moment your dog comes out of the fire you thought he died in.
89698 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
Tamping down the ash before adding incense
89685 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019
TIL that an Anti seat-belt advocate, Derek Kieper, once wrote that “Uncle Sam is not here to regulate every facet of life no matter the consequences.” He later died after being thrown from his vehicle while driving without a seat-belt.
89673 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2019
Religious fruitcake gets taken down
89649 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
In 1960, David Latimer planted a garden inside of a giant glass bottle and sealed it shut. Latimer only opened the bottle once in 1972 to add a bit of water. The self contained ecosystem has flourished for 60 years.
89648 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
My plant can't grow close to the Wi-Fi hub.
89636 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
A worker in my factory has a cowboy hat that doubles as a hard hat
89632 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
James Cameron congratulates Avengers: Endgame on becoming the biggest film of all time
89617 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
Fixing an old sagging/rubbing door. Common problem in older doors since the weight of the door relies on the top hinge
89613 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
What just happened?
89608 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
I saw this in a Facebook group. Different families same outfits
89595 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
Wind experiment 2.0
89580 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Boy reunited with his lost cat after 7 months apart
89547 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
All 4 of my cats paws have unique black/pink combinations
89546 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
He went from 20 to 14 pounds!
89539 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
Mastiff in an agility competition
89494 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
Facepalm
89467 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
Light Speed – fast, but slow [OC]
89465 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
I made "The Donald" at work today. It's simple - add an orange peel to a white Russian.
89440 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
This little guy has no nose and is missing an ear, but is the friendliest neighbourhood cat ever. I call him Voldemort.
89432 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
Our highschool LAN parties, 2004
89417 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
Art by JB Casacop
89411 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
Our realtor gave us a Christmas ornament of our new house.
89396 upvotes • comment • jan 08, 2019
The watcher
89393 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
This man knows stuff we don’t
89373 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
The last thing a craft beer sees before it dies ...
89370 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
Just really wanted to show off this paint job I did today. I'm really proud of myself on this one and I've tried showing a few people and they just ignored the message or brushed it off. So here ya go reddit! Someone will appreciate this I hope.
89369 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
Chris Brown detained on suspicion of rape
89362 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
MOVIE VILLAINS
89355 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
US Diplomat's wife flees the UK and hides behind diplomatic immunity after killing 19 year old in a head on collision.
89302 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
The birth of a modern democracy, led by women, in Sudan. These are the real superheroes.
89298 upvotes • comment • jun 12, 2019
Samuel L. Jackson hanging out with some people
89295 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
Could you not fall out of the buns FOR ONE SECOND!
89292 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
It’s so bloody hot here in Australia at the moment, and I wondered why birds weren’t using our bird bath
89281 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
Nicest Merge Ever.
89278 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
Amazon workers stage strike on Black Friday
89237 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
That's a good policy
89235 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
My uncle visiting from the Philippines has never seen snow. This is what happened today.
89227 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2019
I'm not a hock fan but that's slick
89202 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
Jared Kushner 'greenlit' arrest of Jamal Khashoggi in phone call with Saudi Prince
89199 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
50 years from now, there's going to be a bunch of old people with dementia playing videogames, ruining multiplayer games.
89192 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
Officer pulling out his gun on a student outside his dorm
89190 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019
The inside of Notre Dame after the fire
89181 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
Found this in my gym
89179 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
Journalism is dead
89175 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019
In my country the cereal can’t have cartoons in the boxes
89171 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
Started drawing videogame weapons in 2017. I feel like I’ve gotten better. (Both from Destiny)
89167 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
Besides, the tweets on the news were from people with less than 10 followers
89154 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
This shot comes from photographer Sean Scott off a remote West Australian beach. He was flying his drone over a large school of bait fish that was attracting whaler sharks and managed to get this shot with two sharks inside a wave
89151 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
He’s trying
89148 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
TIL when Weird Al Yankovic asked Kurt Cobain to parody 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' that Kurt asked him if it would be about food, and Al said it would be about how no one could understand his lyrics. Kurt found that extremely funny, and said absolutely.
89118 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
To make millenials look bad
89095 upvotes • comment • dec 31, 2019
Elderly couple found dead in apparent murder-suicide, left notes about high medical bills
89089 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
It's gonna be interesting.
89078 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
Rami Malek's bow tie on Oscars is an ultimate metaphor for life: everyone tries to fix it but somehow it still manages to stay fucked up
89072 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
TIL Bill gates purchased the Leonardo da Vinci's Codex for $30,802,500. Three years later he had its pages scanned into digital image files, some of which were later distributed as screen saver and wallpaper files on a CD-ROM as part of a Microsoft Plus! for Windows so everyone could enjoy them.
89054 upvotes • comment • dec 19, 2019
Reddit wins again
89050 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
Nice try
89049 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
Monopoly would be more realistic if the person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked
89035 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
Pvt. Mittens, awaiting inspection.
89019 upvotes • comment • dec 13, 2019
“Child" was all over the news after being spotted smoking at a football match......he's actually a 36yr old Turkish man.
89000 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
WHO Recommends Rescheduling Cannabis in International Law for First Time in History
88985 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
The way this talented groomer creates trust with this shibe in less than 60 seconds
88982 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
Rate my setup
88965 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
TIL Many products are getting smaller due to 'shrinkflation', for example Mars shrank its Maltesers, M&Ms by up to 15%. In the past, companies blamed the rising price of raw materials. Recently, these prices dropped back, but the shrinkage continued as manufacturers try to stealthily boost profits
88965 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
20 years of friendship
88959 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
Dog always celebrates after getting a treat
88949 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
TIL Nintendo pushed the term "videogame console" so people would stop calling competing products "Nintendos" and they wouldn't risk losing the valuable trademark.
88948 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
Congratulations to 15 yr old Cori “Coco” Gauff, who after becoming the youngest player to ever qualify for Wimbledon, defeated her idol Venus Williams today to become the youngest player since 1991 to win in the first round of women’s singles. What an incredible story.
88947 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
Karma is a bitch
88946 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
Debt cycle
88942 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
Police officer points gun at man's face over dark window tints
88933 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
What recoil?
88912 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
We all had that suspicion.
88899 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
TIL that Charlie Chaplin made the Hitler mocking film, "The Great Dictator", in 1940 using his own money because none of the Hollywood studios were comfortable irking the Germans as they had financial relations with them. The film is said to be one of the greatest works of Charlie Chaplin.
88890 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
Vacuuming at an animal shelter.
88842 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
Keanu Reeves reacts perfectly when Kelly Ripa confesses that she used to ‘make out’ with a life sized cardboard cutout of him back in the day...
88832 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
Adopt, don’t shop! Was so hard not to let go..
88828 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
Nearly 500 million animals killed in Australian bushfires
88823 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
Best dad award
88812 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Seriously, I just want to sit in silence sometimes.
88812 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
My first full year sober since I took my first drink at age 11. Miracles are possible
88795 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
Fucking antivaxx parents
88794 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
Protesters trample, burn LeBron James jerseys in Hong Kong
88786 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
Your thoughts could be in such a personalized coded shorthand that even if someone could read your mind they wouldn’t understand what the hell you’re thinking.
88745 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
Why I use chopsticks
88745 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
Sorry
88740 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
My great grandmother and I shared our birthday. This was taken on her 100th and my 19th
88738 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
Goal!!!
88735 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
A woman escapes a very close call
88735 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
No respect for elders anymore
88704 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019
Props to Will and Jaden Smith
88678 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2019
An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.
88663 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019