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Blursed trilogy
14561 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
TIL Great white sharks do not survive in captivity due to depression and refusing to be fed by humans, leading them to die of starvation. There are currently many theories on why this is. The current record for a Great White in captivity is only 44 days.
14560 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
Some thoughts
14559 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
TIL that Disney is an anglicized version of the French name “D’Isigny”, meaning “From Isigny”. Descendants from the same ancestors as Walt formed a cheese company in France. They sometimes collaborate and make Mickey-themed cheese packages.
14559 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
🔥 This Hummingbird has cool pink beard and it is called Wine-throated Hummingbird
14559 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
Libby graduated obedience training, then promptly proceeded to eat her certificate
14557 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
Adopting a cat is nice
14556 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
% of people aged 15 - 30 who say they can read & write in at least one foreign language
14556 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
AITA for telling one of my bridesmaids to take her glasses off during photos?
14555 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
SiCk FucKEr tAUnTs fAmIly WiTH KiDnaPPeD bAbY
14554 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
Want me to create the employee schedule when I know I'm getting fired? You got it!
14554 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
Laughing is so fucking weird. You just stare at the other person with your mouth wide open making ridiculous sounds and sometimes you can't stop.
14553 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019
My formerly Amish friends first selife
14552 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
Faking an orgasm just encourages your partner to keep doing the things in bed that you aren't enjoying.
14552 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
Anon is disappointed
14552 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
This tattoo
14551 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
Woman broke into stranger's home, petted dog, washed dishes and left, authorities say
14551 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
AITA for not paying to save "my" dog's life after my mom ruined its health?
14551 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2019
I love this so much
14550 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
Aspirations [OC]
14550 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
Went to get my oil changed and fell in love with the newest employee. 12/10 would pet again.
14550 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
LGBT stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and __________
14549 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
hmmm
14549 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
Seems fair
14549 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
LPT: Never judge your own looks by your phone’s selfie camera. Nobody looks very good from a foot away. Furthermore, phone cameras drastically distort shape and proportions.
14549 upvotes • comment • aug 31, 2019
[SPOILERS] I think I know what Euron was reacting to in the 8.5 preview
14548 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
Spencer eats about a million fallen apples from our tree throughout the year, gaining about 10 lbs. Saves me cleaning up! Bro!
14548 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
I donated bone marrow yesterday to a stranger!
14547 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
cursed_ground_pound
14547 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
My father has been paying me to have sex with him since I was a teenager but I ended it yesterday.
14547 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Not obvious at first, but there are 3 lanes that merge into one in the space of about 5 meters
14547 upvotes • comment • jun 15, 2019
Praise bacon.
14546 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
This is canon
14544 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
So much quieter, and smooth.
14543 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
UPDATE-A CB shows me who my really friends are.
14543 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
Liam Neeson needs to appear in the Kenobi TV Series as a Force Ghost.
14542 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
It’s a joke
14541 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
me_irl
14540 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
Incel threatens to kill "as many girls as I see" near women's marches
14540 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
My baby just died of vaccine preventable diseases, the doctor is making me feel bad, help Facebook!
14540 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
New York- Mom and step dad died in car accident while in foreign country, while I was babysitting 4 year old step sister
14539 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
Nice try, young grasshopper.
14539 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
This 9yr old
14539 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
TIL prior to losing the $3 million settlement to the lady who spilled coffee and got 3rd degree burns, Mcdonald's had over 700 reports of injuries from similar incidents.
14538 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
You will feel the heat if you don't invest in this!
14538 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Attempting to cool down “hot” chips🤦🏾‍♂️.
14537 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
AITA for refusing to get a tattoo of my stepdaughters name even though I have one of my sons name?
14536 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
gimme a high five
14536 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
What's up with people boycotting Captain Marvel?
14535 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
Alligator with his meal at the river's edge
14535 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
i'm speechless
14535 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
This is how wildfires are growing with the winds in Australia
14534 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Rest In Peace.
14533 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
Apple is shipping $1000 phones with 64gb base storage while Samsung base storage starts at 256GB.
14533 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
Angelic pup spotted
14533 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
This talented street performer
14532 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
This dog with his favorite doll and his eyes is cute too.
14532 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
Anon gets sick
14532 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
Simple, but effective. 2 liters a day ladies and gentleman.
14531 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
„Save our Democracy - Stop the Coup“ Everywhere in London
14531 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
Dark Samurai, Me, Digital, 2019
14531 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019
James Harden has 60 through 3 quarters
14530 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
How do you socialize at a party where you only know the host and you’re not too social?
14530 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
NASA announces the Artemis program to put the first female astronaut on the Moon by 2024!
14530 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
My pet learned a new trick
14530 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
DON'T LOOK AT ME
14528 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019
Bunny fight
14528 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
It's not Reddit on DS, it's DS on Reddit
14528 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
This move on the runway
14527 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
Why do titles even matter?
14525 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
The hero we deserve.
14525 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
My (f 25) boyfriend (m 27) got angry when I asked him if I could put a face mask on him.
14525 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
🔥 metal
14522 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
Don't buy WWE 2K20, it is without question the worst and laziest installment in the series.
14522 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
Did anyone else watch Unwrapped?
14522 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
One of the most infuriating feelings known to man is being told to do something right before you were gonna do it.
14521 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
Logic
14521 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
I love all the cute pictures of seals on reddit lately, but here's a little reminder that they are, in fact, predators.
14520 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
Theon to the rescue
14519 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
Perhaps Google is incomplete...
14519 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
Road rage in Canada
14519 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
I only listen to 80s new wave and failed a semester of algebra. Roast me into oblivion.
14519 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
SWORE!
14518 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
Caught my boyfriend of 7 years cheating
14518 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
Online experiment finds that less than 1 in 10 people can tell sponsored content from an article - A new study revealed that most people can’t tell native advertising apart from actual news articles, even though it was divulged to participants that they were viewing advertisements.
14518 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
Happy Friday to Me
14516 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
Google’s Shadow Work Force: Temps Who Outnumber Full-Time Employees
14515 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Bollards were installed last week at my estate, meaning all 450 houses have to use one road to exit. In the wise words of that bloke from the dinosaur film "life uh, finds a way"
14514 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
"Sorry boss, I don't speak spanish"
14514 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
WIBTA for telling a 'homophobe' that I've seen his Grindr account?
14514 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
After living in the US for 15 years, today I am a US citizen. USA! USA!
14513 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
US House Panel Passes Marijuana Decriminalization Bill
14513 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
$22/hr is average wage needed to afford a two-bedroom apartment in Canada: report - National
14512 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
I'm and overweight, lonely, soon-to-be art major, and obsessed with slasher flicks. Please destroy me.
14511 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
AITA for finally breaking and yelling at my wife?
14510 upvotes • comment • jun 07, 2019
This Google play card
14510 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
What's the best advice you can give someone starting college?
14510 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019
How my father got out of so many speeding tickets they had to change the law
14509 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
Two dogs and a stick.
14508 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
PsBattle: Buddha statue
14508 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019