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Hooking up with a new guy. We’re both recently single. I insist on a condom because he’s relatively a stranger/ it’s the common sense thing to do. He says he hates them and “only poor people have STDs” & “I would know if I had one, my dick would be falling off” and complains every time I insist....
17147 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
"wow, it sucks to be you"
17147 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
The Great Race
17146 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
At least we can agree on something
17146 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
Regarding Liam Neeson and other people that have overcome prejudice
17146 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
Gays in Mexico 1935
17145 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
🔥 Cosmic caterpillar 🔥
17145 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
The skeletal remains of anthropologist and bigfoot enthusiast, Grover Krantz, alongside his Irish Wolfhound, Clyde, on display at the Smithsonian's National Museum of Natural History. Nothing speaks best friends till the end louder than this.
17145 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
Two killed, 1 critically injured in shooting at Texas church
17145 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
Thanks NBC for letting me know Tiger is even (score-less) as he gets his clubs from his car in the parking lot
17144 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
Intellectuals
17144 upvotes • comment • dec 12, 2019
George Takei: "I know what concentration camps are. I was inside two of them, in America."
17143 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
I really don't like that almost every american assumes that every redditor is also american
17141 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
An old coworker sent me this. I see things haven’t changed.
17140 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019
My favorite Brooklyn 99 cold open. It gets me every time.
17138 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
Samsung pulls own ads after ditching headphone jack
17138 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
Ref Reaches After a hard Foul
17137 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
Sir Patrick Stewart holding a 1 week old puppy.
17137 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
Rush it!!
17137 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Justice Department backs Catholic Church in firing openly gay teacher. If you're a gay teacher, the church will fire you. If you're a pedophile priest, the church will cover it up, payoff your victims and let you carry on. The church protects pedophiles and persecutes gay people. #CatholicValues
17136 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
r/Minecraft Rewind 2019 (It’s been a good year for crafting)
17136 upvotes • comment • dec 27, 2019
I love bacon!
17136 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Wait a minute...?
17136 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019
Faith in Humanity restored. Random guy sees cat everyday and decides to take him in for care.
17134 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
My pal was allowed to bring his pet fox "lucky" to school on photo day. Circa 1990, Donegal, Ireland. [OC]
17134 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
AITA for ditching my date and causing a scene?
17132 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
New kitty just moved in downstairs. He meows till my cats come out to say “hello”, so we decided to bring our new neighbors a housewarming gift this time.
17132 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
See you on the flip side.
17132 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
Love you 3000
17131 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
He's so adorable
17130 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
Photograph I took of this morning’s Antares rocket launch, using an autonomous, sound-activated camera placed near the launchpad
17128 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
There is a bird pooping all over the Sony building with a nest in the bottom of the “S”
17127 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
The state of the subs after S08E03.
17127 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
Hahahaha it was just a heated gamer moment you dummy!
17127 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
This Lava Pit Looks Like It's Sucking The Souls Of The Damned Into Hell
17126 upvotes • comment • may 22, 2019
To hide a dog on public transportation
17124 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
Reporter: Bezos investigator believes 'government entity' may have obtained texts
17124 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
Absolutely amazing limbo skills!
17123 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
SpaceX wants to beam internet across the southern U.S. by late 2020
17123 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2019
I said Keanu Reeves give me orange arrows
17123 upvotes • comment • jul 03, 2019
TIL On September 11,2001 Astronaut Frank Culbertson was the only American not on earth that day, he was 250 miles above at the International Space Station and this is the photo he took Of NYC. He said he didn't know what was going on but he knew it was bad because he could see the smoke from space.
17123 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019
I think every beach should follow this <3
17122 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
White House misses Democrats' deadline to turn over docs
17121 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
Witchdraft
17121 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
Speed... I am speed..
17120 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019
My brother found this (missile?) in the woods in Tennessee
17119 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
Just wow...
17119 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Not only are the cassettes in Spaceballs (1987) all Mel Brooks’ movies (the director) but the rest are Rocky movies that go past the latest one of that time — which was Rocky IV.
17118 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
If businesses only have to pay taxes on profit, not revenue. Then I should only have to pay taxes after I've paid all my bills and rent.
17118 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
[NO SPOILERS] Got my brand new Lannister prosthetic. Lannister gold!
17117 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
Look Who's Redacting Now
17117 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
Crosspost from r/WhitePeopleTwitter
17116 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
Me Irl
17116 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
In Joker (2019), Murray Franklin’s talk show logo pays homage to Batman the animated series by using the same font style.
17116 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
This is my grandma. She’s 95. Every Tuesday and Thursday she drives to my house and I drive her into town for exercise (and get her hair done on Thursdays) She is the most amazing person I’ve ever met. She says she’s aiming for 115
17116 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
Agree or disagree? I'd have to disagree hard, Alia just wants to stomp noobs all day while putting in zero effort.
17115 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
name a player i’ll drop a bar around it
17115 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
oh hey let me help you with that
17114 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Everyone, this is Melvin. Melvin is a custodian at my high school and he’s one of the best people I’ve met. He’s super friendly and always greets students. We are trying to get him on the stage for graduation as a way of saying thanks and because he’s a essential part of our high school experience.
17114 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
The real asshole design
17114 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
This loaf of bread I made
17112 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
Thanks, I hate humming
17111 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019
🔥 Beautiful and powerful wave off the coast of a beach touches the clouds
17111 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
After the Area 51 raid
17111 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
Look What I Found
17110 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
In 12 Angry Men the fan doesn't work until the vote hits 6-6. Juror 7 who's been trying to get it working, breaks the tie once it turns on, giving both the audience and room a subtle sense of relief.
17110 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2019
Using a guy who clearly likes you to take over dad responsibilities AKA Dadzoned
17108 upvotes • comment • may 30, 2019
🔥 Moose eating a Pumpkin 🔥
17108 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
Trump's shutdown may cause me to get evicted
17108 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
Kitty mesmerized by magic water
17108 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
Found this on the ATLA sub, and gods, that’s how you do it right!
17107 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
The Avengers are 7-0 in battles that include Hawkeye. They are 0-4 in battles either against him or without him
17106 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
Nancy Pelosi: "I don't trust Barr. I trust Mueller."
17104 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Just saw this today
17104 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
In a surprise to nobody, Epic CEO says they are going to continue practice of signing exclusivity deals.
17103 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
meatless lesbians
17100 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Thanks, I hate having my childhood ruined by a meme.
17099 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
I’m currently at work and can 100% support this.
17096 upvotes • comment • jan 30, 2019
Nah my daughter doesn't drink yet
17095 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
Do Australians care that their country is turning into an authoritarian police / surveillance state?
17095 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
Bunch of idiots on the road
17095 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
Robots 'to replace 20 million factory jobs'
17094 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
LPT: Train your dog with hand signals and commands in case they go deaf later in life.
17093 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
My ex (29m) decided to end things by trickle ghosting me (28f), I was starting to heal until I found out the reasons why he ghosted.
17093 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
AITA if I back out of being maid of honor at my best friends wedding next weekend? Best man is my ex fiancé who cheated on me and I can't be around him let alone walk arm in arm with him.
17093 upvotes • comment • may 04, 2019
Good boi wants his treat
17093 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
When the magic kicks in
17092 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
25F. Im a teacher, please be more original than the things my students say behind my back!
17092 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
My son’s first time standing up and the look he gives when he realized I saved his life
17089 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2019
I want to go fishing with him! :’)
17088 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
Hup
17088 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
Jeffrey Epstein's death was 'likely homicide, not suicide', says famed NYC pathologist
17087 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
This nat geo cover
17087 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
I am about to lose my shit
17087 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
Male lion grabs a quick bite
17086 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
I guess things are getting pretty serious
17085 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2019
40-year-old man: “Why won’t you consider dating someone who’s 40 years old?”
17085 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
Found the badass
17084 upvotes • comment • jan 12, 2019
Last dog meat slaughterhouse in Seoul, South Korea, dismantled
17083 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Edge of the world. White Cliffs of Dover, England
17083 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019