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This candy aisle in the dollar store
44796 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
“What will those tattoos look like when you’re old?” Well, mom, hopefully as badass as this 102 year old woman.
44792 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
Sith Army Knife.
44790 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
Being in a relationship is solving problems together. Problems you wouldn't have if you were single.
44787 upvotes • comment • may 02, 2019
Minimum
44786 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
In Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol.1, part of her description shows she's the last surviving member of her race. Thanos never went back to check on her planet after he 'saved' them to see if he actually helped.
44785 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
Modern problems require modern solutions.
44785 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Britain's Queen Elizabeth II used her Christmas Day message Wednesday to pay tribute to young environmental campaigners who were inspired to global action by Swedish teen Greta Thunberg.
44784 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
His first time at the doctors
44782 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
I can’t come out and play.
44779 upvotes • comment • aug 13, 2019
Beach House
44774 upvotes • comment • jun 16, 2019
Being bored at school be like
44769 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
It’s cold this morning so my coworker showed up in this.
44768 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
Object permanence
44766 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
I kept on passing this, so on the third night I decided to take a picture.
44766 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019
This is like a painting from the Renaissance
44765 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
Me_irl
44764 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
LPT: Almost every Kidde Fire Extinguisher sold in the last 10 years has been recalled as defective. Please check your home and workplace fire extinguishers and replace them for free through the recall program.
44764 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019
Girl first time at a black church lol
44759 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2019
Left handed, right handed, and back handed gun.
44756 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019
Yeet
44756 upvotes • comment • dec 21, 2019
$2.99? A bargain if I ever saw one
44756 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
You are given a brick and told to sell it for $1000. If you succeed you get $1million. You cannot tell anyone your goal. What is your plan?
44755 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
This Muslim guy and his Jewish coworker
44754 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
Shocked pupper is so shocked!! 😱 Ft my equally shocked coworker Katie.
44753 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
The Trump Trifecta
44751 upvotes • comment • nov 06, 2019
You Can See Where The Nails Stopped And Started Growing Again Between Chemo Cycles
44750 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
MLK's son hits Pence for comparing Trump to his father: He 'was a bridge builder, not a wall builder'
44750 upvotes • comment • jan 21, 2019
Does a cute sleeping bee count for this community?
44748 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
This "award" was given to an 11 yrold non-verbal autistic boy at an end of the year awards ceremony in front of his classmates, parents, and other teachers
44747 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019
The haircut that all Blizzard eSports casters and pros are now required to get.
44746 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
Josh Butler a MSU senior, lost both of his parents in 18 months during his college tenure. On Senior Day, the University allowed him to walk with his dogs onto the field in place of his deceased parents.
44744 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
What a transformation
44743 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
Stray cat came in to work this morning, should I adopt her?
44742 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
Redditors who were dating someone that went from "I think I want to marry this person" to "I think I need a restraining order", what happened?
44741 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
To racism
44739 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
Husky Train!
44739 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Tear shed.
44738 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
So uncivilized.
44737 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
I think we are in trouble...
44736 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
Support for Donald Trump's Impeachment is Higher Than His Approval Rating, New Poll Shows
44733 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
Some things are worth more than gold
44733 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
In Toy story 2 (1999) When Al is about to hang up with the Japanese Toy museum buying Woody. He says “Don’t touch my mustache”. This is him mispronouncing. “どういたしまして” (Dōitashimashite) which means You’re Welcome in Japanese.
44732 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
We Need Independently Run Presidential Debates
44731 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
The Feds are building an America-wide face surveillance system – and we're going to court to prove it, says ACLU
44729 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
Whistleblower painstakingly gathered material and almost single-handedly set impeachment in motion
44725 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
What movie was so funny you laughed out loud in the theater?
44725 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
blursed work
44725 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
The most ambitious cross-over!
44724 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
WCGW forgetting to lock a window in the interrogation room
44723 upvotes • comment • aug 02, 2019
Pupper ran like in the cartoons
44722 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
TIL Although rarely seen alive, in 2015 a Giant squid swam into a harbor near Tokyo on Christmas Eve. A diver jumped into the water to film and swam close to the squid for several minutes before it returned to the ocean.
44722 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
What “words of wisdom” have always stuck with you?
44722 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
After the police killed a UPS driver taken hostage, I've seen this on several trucks.
44720 upvotes • comment • dec 16, 2019
Capital One: hacker gained access to personal information of over 100 million Americans
44718 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
The infamous right turn
44717 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
Daniel Pantaleo, N.Y.P.D. Officer Who Held Eric Garner in Chokehold, Is Fired
44717 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019
My brother’s attempt at a Bob Ross style painting that took him less than 2 hours to make
44715 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
Women's cycling race forced to pause after lead rider catches men's race
44714 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
Some of them, I assume, are good people.
44713 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
Powerful photo of a newly liberated Holocaust victim holding his former captor at gunpoint (1945)
44710 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
You have 5 billion dollars to spend in the dumbest way possible, how do you spend it?
44708 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
I'm 16 and my parents are very agreeing to my dream of being an auto mechanic/ technician. Merry Christmas!
44708 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
Caw
44707 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
Yu-Gi-Oh template! Investtt!!!
44707 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
My favourite Gabe scene
44706 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
Best kind of competition
44705 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
Guy had a LED light bar on the BACK of his truck and it was on for some reason in bright daylight blinding all of us cars that unfortunately had to follow this twat.
44703 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
I found my favorite planet on No Man’s Sky yesterday and ended up with making the cinema blockbuster of this year
44699 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
We got a murder in the South
44698 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
Take care of your friends
44698 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019
'Patient Zero' identified in measles outbreak
44695 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
TIL That in 2012 the University of Chicago received a package for "Henry Jones Jr" (Indiana Jones). Inside a replica of Indiana's notebook. Turned out that someone had ordered it online, it fell out the packet and a postal worker assumed the name/address on the notebook was the intended recipient
44694 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
Apples on a scale from most tart to most sweet
44693 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
Could you imagine though?
44692 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
McDonald's discontinues the Happy Meal and intruduces the Angry Meal. What kind of food and toys are in it?
44690 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
PSA for those who haven’t realized.
44687 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
$110 for a textbook that isn't even bound
44685 upvotes • comment • jan 10, 2019
6 years ago this man blessed us with his Chatroulette Version of Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball
44685 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
Top Kurdish commander calls Turkish assault ‘ethnic cleansing operation’
44685 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
Player two has entered the game
44681 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
Medical workers of Reddit, what were the most haunting last words you’ve heard from a patient?
44681 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
Jimmy Carter Says Trump Is an Illegitimate President
44680 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
The muscles of a tiger
44679 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
Indian man took his d*ck out in front a woman at an ATM only to shy away when she turned on the camera.
44679 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
Senator Says There Is 'Increasing Talk' That Mitch McConnell Should Recuse Himself From Impeachment Trial
44678 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
I' choose you .
44675 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
Reddit For Sale: How We Bought The Top Spot For $200 (2016) Investigation about Reddit's bot and shilling problem and how a reporter managed to get 2 made up stories onto the front page of reddit for less than $200. [8min]
44673 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
I kicked all my friends off my HBO account because they were horrid to me last night and now they can’t watch the Game of Thrones premiere.
44673 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Never realized how real Animaniacs was
44672 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
She was a friend of a friend I had in university. Haven’t talked in years but wants me to drive 17hours to pick her up, then back 6hours for a concert that we’d buy her ticket to. I’m shocked to say the least, never thought i’d encounter someone like this.
44672 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
Men of reddit, what NSFW male lifestyle hack can you share?
44671 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
People who read Facebook article previews think they know more than they actually do. Study participants who read the News Feed opposed to the full article were more likely to overestimate their knowledge, especially among those motivated to experience strong emotions.
44670 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
This how you know it’s real
44667 upvotes • comment • aug 24, 2019
Good enough
44666 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
Oh deer
44665 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
TIL a brain injury sustained during a mugging turned a man who used to think "math is stupid" into a mathematical savant with a form of synaesthesia that lets him see the world in fractals.
44664 upvotes • comment • jul 31, 2019
This place that melts worries away
44662 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
N64 turned into the tron-tendo
44658 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
Bootstraps!
44657 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019