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Taking a bite out of a KitKat Bar is better than 'breaking off a piece'.
31628 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Hold me
31626 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
Trump dodges his own Benghazi: Pentagon quietly closes investigation into Niger ambush
31626 upvotes • comment • jun 06, 2019
Such a lovely couple 🏳️‍🌈
31624 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2019
All the royals
31624 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
I met a man who worked at a glass factory and he handed me this glass business card
31624 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
No more banana, thank you
31623 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
Philly Officer Shot, Massive Police Presence in Nicetown
31622 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
Murica land of da free
31621 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
TIFU By Becoming an Accidental Active School Shooter
31619 upvotes • comment • jul 05, 2019
Apex Legends developers spark outrage after calling gamers “dicks”, “ass-hats”and “freeloaders”
31619 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
TIL that a man, Joaquin Garcia, skipped work for six years and nobody noticed until he won an award for twenty years of loyal service. During the six years he quietly collected a $41,500 annual salary from his local government without showing up for work.
31619 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
Home Depot money shot
31619 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
*Gets notification* Very Cool
31617 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
Are you recording it?
31616 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
Dose it get anymore aww then hearts on her ankles :)
31616 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
Girl who used to be paralyzed visits her nurse.
31616 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
👏🏼
31614 upvotes • comment • jun 26, 2019
Can't make this up
31611 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2019
R rated
31611 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2019
The Bikini Bottom Horror: Part 10, A Star Is Born.
31610 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Sheika slate charger
31606 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
We aren't killing the planet. We're killing ourselves and the planet will restore itself after we're gone.
31605 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
There's always a bigger fish.
31604 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
"What should I play?" based on Difficulty and Sub-Genre
31601 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
My favorite underrated Dwight line.
31600 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
Surprisingly, I’m still single.
31600 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
People are brainwashed into thinking a 40 hour, 5 day work week is an appropriate amount of time to spend working.
31599 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
The best one
31599 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
YSK that you can solve cases of child pornography by simply looking through pictures of household items.
31598 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
Whoa
31598 upvotes • comment • aug 26, 2019
This is exactly what I need after a super long week of work
31596 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
TIL, on April 9th 2007, a theater filled with parents and their small children who were there to see 'The Last Mimzy' were accidentally shown 'The Hills Have Eyes 2', in which the beginning of the movie features a screaming, bruised, beaten, and bloodied woman delivering a deformed newborn
31595 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Meanwhile in Hong Kong. Protesters raising American flags to urge US Congress passing the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act.
31593 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
Warner Bros. Officially Removes Taika Waititi's 'Akira' Film From Release Schedule
31593 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
The right in a nutshell...
31592 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
🔥 Golden walkway, Hanover, Germany
31592 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
Ready for some show
31590 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
That's Mr. Meow
31590 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
As a Chinese player, I feel obliged to explain why most hackers are from China
31589 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
This plant that has exactly two branches at each node!
31589 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
Box Office Week: Avengers: Endgame tops the all time domestic and worldwide opening weekend records set by Avengers: Infinity War, opening to a monumental $350M domestic and $1.2B worldwide. The film is now the 18th highest grossing film of all time after just 3 days.
31587 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
Blursed advertising
31586 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019
Picky American Eaters
31585 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
couldn't unsee it afterwards
31584 upvotes • comment • dec 20, 2019
Women can't wear pants
31583 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
Because people seem to think Minecraft doesn't exist anymore
31583 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
boops big one
31583 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
RIP Syd Mead, the illustrator who was largely responsible what people in the 80's thought the future was going to look like, thanks to his work on Blade Runner, TRON and Aliens.
31581 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
North Korea doesn't exist anymore.
31580 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
LPT: If while out enjoying nature and you smell cucumbers and see no cucumber vines stop what you're doing. Stay calm, pick a clear path and leave. You have just stumbled upon the den of a copperhead snake
31579 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
Truth hurts
31578 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
So this just happened to me. I was just trying to make sure my spelling is correct.
31578 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
NASA says 400 pieces of debris in orbit, India’s ASAT test increased risk to ISS by 44%
31577 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
Neighbor Wars
31577 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
Is Gravity Falls being censored on Disney+? The symbol on Grunkle Stan's fez has apparently been erased from the first 13 episodes of the series. It has even been acknowledged by the show's creator, Alex Hirsch.
31577 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019
CB tries to steal my dog
31576 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
Raccoons are intelligent and resourceful creatures
31576 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
UK economy shrinks by four times as much as predicted as Brexit paralysis takes hold
31575 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
IM NOT CRYING
31575 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
There must be thousands of cannonballs at the bottom of the ocean
31574 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
Eeeaat
31574 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2019
TIFU by realizing my History teachers gave me a horribly skewed version of what happened leading up to the Civil War.
31573 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
Vince ain’t a capper
31573 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Despite Mueller's warning, McConnell blocks bipartisan election security bills
31572 upvotes • comment • jun 18, 2019
Rc cola savage
31572 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth? No. I don't.
31571 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
This is my friend who started a small t shirt business a few months aho
31568 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
Opening the plane door
31566 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
Sex workers of reddit, who was the grossest customer you’ve had?
31565 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
#Trashtag still going strong here in Nepal.
31563 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
Self solving Rubik’s cube
31562 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
This faro and anti faro
31562 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
The billionaire class cannot have it all when so many have so little.
31560 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
Maybe one day soon :’)
31560 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
A few days ago I got this shot looking down at Lofoten (Norway) with low clouds rolling in [5185 × 6481] [OC]
31559 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019
Most celebrities wouldn’t be considered attractive if they were normal people.
31559 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
Perspective
31558 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
#TrumpRecession Trends as President Blamed for Rising Fears of Another Economic Meltdown
31558 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
Invest now, Kim jong Un and Trump are the hot thing right now!
31558 upvotes • comment • jul 04, 2019
What else obviously ?
31558 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
Wow.
31557 upvotes • comment • jul 11, 2019
Abso-fucking-lute tires goddamn
31556 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
NASA has found sugar in meteorites that crashed to Earth | CNN
31555 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
Update
31555 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
Who the fuck you talkin tae
31554 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
blursed_graduation
31553 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
This ad in the newspaper promoting organ donation
31552 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
TIL bees can be blue. Xylocopa Caerulea is a naturally blue carpenter bee from Southeast Asia. They are non aggressive and their honey is as thick as peanut butter
31551 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
Snow leopard mom pretending to be scared when her cub sneaks up on her to encourage them to keep practicing their stalking skills
31551 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
A lot of humans must have died trying to find herbs and mushrooms that would go well with their food
31549 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
What's the worst way to break up with someone?
31548 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
These two champs, they knew what they were doing
31548 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
Dan Crenshaw is worried that universal background checks might keep him from arming his friends - It is unclear why he doesn't think his friends could pass background checks.
31547 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Life is dope
31547 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
This man is a hero
31546 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
Change
31544 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
Russian intel planted fake report that Seth Rich was killed by assassins working for Clinton
31543 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
TIFU by blowing my load absolutely everywhere during a massage
31543 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
Facebook removes pro-Trump ‘I Love America’ page that was run by Ukrainians
31541 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019