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Mother? May i have some delicious tea please mother?
6112 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Genaro Gattuso gave up 5,5 millions to make sure his staff members would be paid till the end of their contracts
6111 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
At Amazon, facial recognition ban won just 2% of shareholder vote
6111 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
HMC while I climb this sorority pole
6110 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
My boyfriend “slut shames” me because of my post partum body
6110 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
Emilia Clarke: A Battle for My Life. (Not directly related to the show, but please read this)
6110 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
If Kristaps Porziņģis plays opening night, it will be a total of 624 days between his last and next game. Michael Jordan's entire first retirement was 638 days.
6110 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
I was very much into the “cyber goth” scene back in the day, wore those damn dreads and leg warmers everywhere.
6109 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
This charity shop has photos of Keanu in every frame
6109 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
if i try and dismantle this hydraulic cylinder
6109 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
Well performance issues I guess, it’s not uncommon, 1 out of 5
6109 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
My fellow fellas, how do you deal with falling in love way too easily?
6108 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
Hi! I'm Katia Dmitrieva, an economics reporter at Bloomberg News in Washington, DC. Fears are growing that the U.S. is headed towards a recession, something that comes up daily in my interviews and work. AMA!
6108 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
Fire in the hole
6107 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
Works great for me
6107 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
And they were Kung Fu fighting...
6107 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
Regarding Esfand and Mizkif's ban
6106 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
So, my housemate has been talking to this guy for maybe 1 day...
6106 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
Boogie2988 is now blaming his high school history teacher for his opinions on the Holocaust
6105 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
Hearthstone does something for returning players that almost no other game does!
6105 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
And we thought gentlemen don't exist anymore.
6104 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
Ah shit, here we go again
6103 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
I SAID THROW
6103 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
Happy Mother’s Day!
6103 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
Super Smash Con 2019 - Pools - TSM | Leffen vs. MVG | Salem
6103 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
As a Californian-born, I can say most Californians are douchebags
6101 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
Who says the wraith isn't a good AA vehicle?
6099 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Pokemon should have a new game plus
6097 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2019
What's your favorite porn plot line?
6097 upvotes • comment • may 21, 2019
3 months on crutches with a blow gun
6096 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
This chonk belongs here
6096 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
I hit my goal weight!!
6096 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
Unless otherwise specified, I assume everyone on reddit male, and everyone on Tumblr or Pinterest is female. What other assumptions do you make for other websites/platforms?
6096 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
No shame, I have
6096 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
TIFU by putting on music during sex
6096 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
This, but unironically
6095 upvotes • comment • nov 01, 2019
[OC] My players wanted to know what "handsome, for a beholder" meant, so 20 minutes in MS Paint later, I presented them with this gem.
6095 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
Update to negotiating a raise based on headhunter's invitation to apply
6094 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
(NV) Brother-in-law was attacked 2 nights ago, shot several times, exchanged gunfire with the attacker. Police took his wallet with $1,500 in it, and have made a suspicious call to hospital.
6093 upvotes • comment • may 07, 2019
Quentin Tarantino Won't Recut 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood' for China (Exclusive)
6092 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
Amazing self-stabilizing spoon brings back the freedom of eating independently for those with hand and arm tremors.
6091 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
Anon collects guitar pedals
6091 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
‘Star Wars’ Leads Box Office With Disappointing $175.5 Million
6091 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
LeBron James named one of Time’s 100 Most Influential People for fourth time
6089 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Tacos al pastor
6089 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
MRW I run into the woman who I had a crush on all through university, and she casually tells me that she also had a huge crush on me back then
6089 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
When and how did it become cool/normal for boys and men to (generally) adopt defeating habits such as not caring about school, being addicted to video games, thinking it’s “girly” to read, etc?
6088 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
We have some competition
6088 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
Germany Just Shut Down Its Last Fur Farm
6086 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Sword 🗡️ and shield 🛡️ insta: Liamodearme ✨
6086 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
I am a Correctional Officer (7 years) AMA
6085 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
AITA for choosing my dogs over my 5year long relationship?
6085 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Maybe I just need to hand them a multiple choice form
6081 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
Cat has no clue what to make of this alien tech
6079 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Great setup, just thought the last panel could use a little adjustment
6079 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
Ex-wife's new wife is attempting blackmail
6078 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
Douglas Adams wrote one of the most poignant passages in literature. From Mostly Harmless.
6078 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
What’s going on with Hillary Clinton calling Tulsi Gabbard and Jill Stein “Russian assets”?
6078 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2019
WCGW if i try to rob a store as a 9 year old
6077 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
PsBattle: This Osprey holding a Blue Tang
6077 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2019
To guilt trip someone
6077 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
Such a beautiful, incredible game. The best shooter I’ve ever played. And I’m so close to moving on.
6076 upvotes • comment • dec 01, 2019
The transition to color in Peter Jackson's "They Shall Not Grow Old", a documentary film detailing the lives of soldiers during WWI
6075 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
I’m so old.
6075 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2019
[SPOILER] Renato "Moicano" Carneiro vs. Chan Sung Jung (aka The Korean Zombie)
6074 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
A popular meme on r/me_irl suggests we storm concentration camps instead of Area 51, leading to dozens of comments with negative karma
6074 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
Splyce vs. FunPlus Phoenix / 2019 World Championship - Group B / Post-Match Discussion
6074 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
Underlying psychological traits could explain why political satire tends to be liberal, suggests new research (n=305), which found that political conservatives tend to score lower on a measure of need for cognition, which is related to their lack of appreciation for irony and exaggeration.
6072 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
Fascinating tales of sex throughout history?
6072 upvotes • comment • dec 22, 2019
This chameleon toy with tongue sticking out
6071 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
obligatory stonetoss is a nazi
6070 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
I thought I had a Peacekeeper
6070 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
Dwight Howard on allegations of his sexuality: "I'm not gay... It hurt at first to go through it. I sat at home and I was like 'I never want to come outside again.'"
6070 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
Luigi's Mansion 3 in 10 Days, who else is as hyped as I am?
6070 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2019
You shall not DRONE.
6070 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
The Main Quest Impa didn't tell you about
6069 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
When robbing a shop
6066 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
AITA For Not Paying A Domme After She Ignored My Safe word?
6066 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
My school is randomly searching phones. What are my rights?
6065 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
Cheesildur!
6065 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Hitting a beer can with a dart
6062 upvotes • comment • may 09, 2019
[NO SPOILERS] Met Joe Dempsie last night
6062 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
[NO SPOILERS] My Valyrian is a bit nostril.
6062 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
My Entitled Mother Freaks When My Spouse Leaves Me and I Can No Longer Pay Her Bills
6061 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
These Video Illusions are pretty impressive
6060 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
Crusader Kings 3 - Announcement Trailer - An Heir is Born
6060 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
When the dads are left in charge of the children
6059 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
Finally completed it. Love the support, you guys are awesome. Full graphite pencil drawing on A4 paper. Hope you guys like the final product😊
6058 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
I had a 20min wait, so I did a little rating list. Awesome!
6058 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Well well, the tables have turned
6056 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.
6055 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
This little piglet named "Guy" was recently rescued by Iowa Farm Sanctuary. One of the older rescues, George, has taken Guy under his wing and they have become close friends.
6055 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
In the opening credits of ‘Watchmen’ (2009), Neil Armstrong says, “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.” It’s a reference to a famous urban legend where as a kid, Armstrong overheard his next-door neighbor, Mrs. Gorsky loudly say, “Oral sex? I’ll give you oral sex when that kid next door walks on the moon!”
6055 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
I woke up deaf last week...
6055 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
Thx for sorting new
6055 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
Rose are red, I just turned 8
6054 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
Friendly reminder that the Demolish rune is more effective against towers than the new rift herald.
6054 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
AOC Masterfully Breaks Down How Money Affects Politics
6053 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
Apple updates Retina MacBook Air, adds True Tone, lowers price to $1099 — $999 for students
6052 upvotes • comment • jul 09, 2019
HMB while I parkour at Walmart
6052 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019