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Reddit (2019)

At least it knows my username
8775 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2019
...X
8775 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
Completely obliterate what’s left of my self esteem.
8775 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
Many Christians seem to think "atheist" is synonymous with being "angry" with God
8774 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
Nobody noticed this prankster disguised a player
8774 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
[BoTW] Happiness (by kaido_sakura)
8773 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
In Deadpool (2016), the real reason Wade "forgot" his guns from the cab was that due to budget limitations, it was too expensive to film the shootout sequence that would have occured if he'd taken the guns.
8770 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
Better run better run
8770 upvotes • comment • may 24, 2019
[Politics] Blues Players look on awkwardly as Donald Trump rambles about Impeachment during their White House Visit
8770 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
What is something non-sexual you'd want to see pornstars do more often?
8769 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
[Highlight] Rondo with the cross court inbound pass to LeBron to KCP for three to end the half
8768 upvotes • comment • nov 23, 2019
All safety personnel and ambulances doing a track parade at Spa, big applause and respect from the crowd!
8768 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2019
[Homemade] Sirloin marinated in soy sauce and whole garlic gloves. Cooked in cast iron
8767 upvotes • comment • jan 16, 2019
TIL Until the mid-1960s in Britain, pregnancy tests were done by sending a woman's urine to a lab, where it would be injected into a toad. The toad was checked two hours later and if it had laid eggs, the woman was pregnant.
8766 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
Your partner says, "listen, I love you, but Brazzers just offered me 4 million to film ten hardcore scenes with them. I'm gonna do it." How would you react?
8766 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
Devastating leaks have deprived China of its main strategy to deflect mounting evidence of its mass oppression of Uighur Muslims
8766 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
I'm never getting married
8766 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
This paper toy from China
8765 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
Oh Boy!
8764 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
Duck public health warning, for when they all come out to groove about, be nice and have fun in the sun
8763 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
Donald Trump supporters are "mostly middle aged angry white males," CNN host Chris Cuomo says
8763 upvotes • comment • jun 02, 2019
Little kids should not have an instagram set up by their parents, and they shouldn't have any picture posted of them on the internet before they're old enough to understand how it works.
8763 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
It's finally over (until 8.2)
8763 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
Epic Games Store 12% cut explained - buyer takes on transaction costs. 25% Epic cut if transaction costs absorbed by Epic
8762 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
Anon goes to the library
8762 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
This is so true
8762 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019
G2 Esports vs. SK Telecom T1 / MSI 2019 - Group Stage / Post-Match Discussion
8761 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
[Spoiler MAIN] George R.R. Martin: ‘Game of Thrones fan reactions won't change my books’
8761 upvotes • comment • jul 15, 2019
Apple announces Apple Card credit card
8761 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
This crocheted sign in my local brewery bathroom
8761 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
[Post Game Thread] The Toronto Raptors (1-2) defeat the Milwaukee Bucks (2-1) in 2OT 118-112 behind Kawhi "Load Management" Leonard's 36 points in 52 minutes
8760 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Catholic bishops stopped my surgery because I'm transgender -- Oliver was in the surgery room (the only hospital in the area) and prepped for anesthesia when his doctor was told by bishops not to move forward with his hysterectomy because Oliver is transgender. Oliver is now suing.
8759 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
Dont know about you guys, but I'm still stuck just fitting the controller in!
8758 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
Detention center types
8758 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019
I didn't notice that I was holding the sign upside down :p
8754 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
How many of you guys like a “thick” woman?
8754 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
In "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory" the Candy man hits one of the kids in the chin with the counter
8753 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
Fun for the whole family
8751 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
Always, always check that your employer is actually paying you what they said they would.
8751 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
PsBattle: Smiling Girl with an Enormous Piece of Pizza
8751 upvotes • comment • aug 17, 2019
Paywalls block scientific progress. Research should be open to everyone - Plan S, which requires that scientific publications funded by public grants must be published in open access journals or platforms by 2020, is gaining momentum among academics across the globe.
8750 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
HOB FINALLY COMPLETES WORLD FIRST B2B ALL SOULSBORNE GAMES NO HIT: THE GOD RUN
8749 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
[Homemade] Tuscan Chicken Mac n Cheese
8749 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
PsBattle: Girl on a ridge
8749 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
TIFU my boyfriend dropped the soap and I thought it would be a good idea to play prison
8749 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
The fanbase wouldn't be bothered as much if they just let the dev team admit they didn't have enough time and people
8748 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019
Do your thing 😎
8748 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
OMG look at that face..
8748 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
TIL about "Sgt. Bill", a man who claimed to be a DEA Agent and conducted raids on meth labs and made 20 arrests in the small town of Gerald, Missouri. However, it transpired that he was lying, and was an ex-convict, bankrupt and unemployed. However, he actually succeeded in getting rid of the meth.
8747 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
Police Car Gets Parking Ticket For Parking In Disabled Spot
8747 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
You spelled "I let losers cum in me" wrong.
8747 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
Via Chris Hemsworth's IG : "Helping out some fellow avengers with new fresh looks. I can now add make up artist to my powers. "
8747 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
No other option
8747 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
This picture of Rick Santorum standing next to an admitted Russian spy that he wants off the internet.
8747 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
I studied factory farms for years. Visiting one was far worse than I imagined - Excerpt from "Our Symphony with Animals: On Health, Empathy and Our Shared Destinies" by Aysha Akhtar
8746 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
Releasing a squirrel that got trapped in the house
8745 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
When someone says "ok boomer" but I'm Gen X
8745 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
LPT: In a microwave, if your dish gets hot and the food doesn’t there is a good chance your dish is not meant for the microwave
8744 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
Do The Numbers On Toaster Dials Mean Minutes?
8744 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
How JJ Abrams consulted with George Lucas to help craft the end of the Skywalker saga
8744 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
Let’s have a discussion with Nazis
8743 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
AITA for paying my daughter to lose weight?
8743 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
I’m sorry, Manny.
8743 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
Goblin Shark
8742 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
ELI5: Why isn't general anesthesia used for even the most slightly painful tasks (for example, an ear piercing or a vasectomy)?
8742 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
Have some snot
8742 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
MRW I finish and she still going.
8740 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
Let me guess.... Prince Andrew can’t remember meeting this girl as well???
8740 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
Campaigners have called for male circumcision to be taken as seriously as female genital mutilation following the death of a five-month-year-old boy in Italy as a result of the procedure.
8739 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
[Wojnarowski] Lakers GM Rob Pelinka is meeting with coaching candidate Ty Lue today, league sources tell ESPN.
8739 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
Damn you aliens
8738 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
Cursed_gun
8737 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
[IMAGE] I'm proud of you!
8737 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
TIL that the employees of Disney land worked in such terrible conditions they referred to the park as “Mauschwitz” until managers discovered the employee lingo and banned use of the word for being un-Disney-like. Within an hour the staff switched to “Duckau”
8736 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
... To appreciate art
8736 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Astros executive asked scouts for help stealing signs and suggested using cameras, email shows
8735 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
Are you okay?
8735 upvotes • comment • aug 28, 2019
To all the people out there who work as scarers in haunted houses, what was your best scare reaction?
8735 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
The Most Evil Thing You Can Do in Apex Legends
8735 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
[Image] What have you done today?
8734 upvotes • comment • nov 08, 2019
Cyberpunk 2077 Official Trailer
8733 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
Passing the Bar Exam
8733 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
Pukicho is one of us
8733 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
Was I Wrong to Let My 4-Year-Old Explore the Restaurant While We Ate?
8732 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
[Image] Happiness Is A State Of Mind
8731 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
2017-18 Ligue 1, Monaco finished in 2nd and Lille OSC in 17th. 2018-19, Monaco finished 17th and Lille OSC in 2nd.
8731 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
'ISIS bride' Hoda Muthana is not a US citizen: Sec. Pompeo
8731 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
Everyone says money doesn’t create happiness, but being broke sure does create depression.
8730 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
Found this skeleton head, repurposed as a Japanese drain cover.
8730 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
I guess I'm not supposed to eat my soup?
8729 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
Watching PewDiePie has always been cool
8729 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
baLD eaGLe gETs FuCKEd uP BY A LIon
8729 upvotes • comment • dec 18, 2019
The struggle is real
8728 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
Found an old iPod classic deep in my couch, currently have it connected to my pc and am jamming a ton of old music I can't find online anymore. Major nostalgia trip.
8727 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is you wiping out half the universe.
8727 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
AMERICA BOYS
8727 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
If men are expected to open up about their emotions, then people have to actually listen.
8726 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
New $245 Meizu 16Xs makes you wonder why people spend more than $1000 on a flagship
8726 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
Don't hold back.. I might regret this
8726 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
You heard him
8725 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019