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15 months, 140 pounds.
26634 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019
The real culprits.
26632 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2019
Relatable
26631 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
“Busy as a bee” is a metaphor for being unflaggingly industrious, but the job of every bee is literally to “Stop and smell the roses,” - a metaphor for taking a break from work.
26631 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
I drew a comment that made me laugh last week
26631 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
Mueller subpoenas 2nd former Cambridge Analytica employee
26631 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2019
Never give up.
26630 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
Rudy Giuliani Says He Won't Testify Before House Without Trump's OK. A member of the House Intelligence Committee says Giuliani could be the best witness because he "doesn't know what he shouldn't say."
26630 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2019
Vaccinate your kids..
26630 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
Hong Kong OWL Concept
26629 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
Literally me when playing Witcher 3
26629 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
that happens
26629 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
Wait, that's illegal
26629 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
This anti vaping flyer went up at a school near mine 😂
26628 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
Referee has humorous reaction to a brutal hit
26627 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
But seriously
26625 upvotes • comment • dec 06, 2019
Our realtor painted a mug of our dogs when we moved in
26625 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
Gatekeeping gaming
26624 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
Overwatch Patch 1.41 Rundown
26622 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
Female Pakistani police escort a father for abusing his daughter.
26621 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
Walking through paradise with your best friend. Wengen, Bern, Switzerland.
26621 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
A fish stuck inside of a jellyfish. "The trapped fish was able to control where the jellyfish moved, like some sort of twisted version of a living and breathing submarine." Photo credit: Tim Samuel. Link in the comments.
26620 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
Confidence builder
26619 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2019
Arrow hair flip
26619 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
Kulture Kiari Cephus, North West and Blue Ivy is cool tho, right? 🤣
26618 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
2meirl4meirl
26617 upvotes • comment • dec 24, 2019
They did us wrong. It’s more ass than when sponge bob ripped his pants
26616 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
You cannot tell me they didn’t leave it out intentionally so the audience wouldn’t remember what Jaime did to her since apparently he never cared about anyone but Cersei
26616 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
Young student is cheated out of end-of-year prize through blatant favoritism
26615 upvotes • comment • jun 05, 2019
You must choose, your kid or the job
26613 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
You have lost... your signal strength.
26613 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
I sketched my hubs and our possessive girl chilling :)
26612 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
Asshole in truck
26612 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
Scientists designed a new device that channels heat into light, using arrays of carbon nanotubes to channel mid-infrared radiation (aka heat), which when added to standard solar cells could boost their efficiency from the current peak of about 22%, to a theoretical 80% efficiency.
26611 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019
2019 Masters: Tiger Woods storms leaderboard, wins fifth green jacket in furious finish
26611 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Barr declines to testify before House Judiciary Committee, setting stage for legal battle
26611 upvotes • comment • may 01, 2019
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
26611 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
My first internet challenge goes horribly wrong
26611 upvotes • comment • aug 03, 2019
anon has a great father
26610 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
Got lucky and managed to snap a picture of her before she jumped out of the box to attack the camera.
26609 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
TIFU by not reading a Tinder Bio
26608 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
Brilliant touch by the sky sports app for International Women’s Day
26608 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
Prosthetic legs can how be made from 3D-printed titanium
26607 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
rACiSm
26603 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
I made a secret lair in my Minecraft world!
26603 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
"I need a gun!!"... "On it boss!"
26603 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
I'm telling my kids this is Rhaegar Targaryen
26602 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
Bull dies inside when he pops his favorite bouncy ball
26602 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
Right hook shiba vs water-bending squirrel
26600 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
When you forget to change the caption
26600 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019
Three fighters and a warlock? No, no, that's totally cool.
26600 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
Outstading move
26600 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2019
Too true
26599 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
This should be illegal. These vultures are messing with peoples' lives! Just put some hope on your ears if you're suicidal. That'll work!
26599 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
To assassinate a Bulgarian politician
26598 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2019
Anvil floating in mercury
26598 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
Whats left after a Toucan dies
26597 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
Adorable kitty getting a checkup
26596 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
to keep up with the human
26596 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
In rare conditions, snow will fall in the dessert and then the wind will blow a layer of sand back over it
26595 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
I wrapped my nephew’s gifts like Super Mario blocks
26595 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
Father's love is like a mountain
26594 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
Trump accused of 'stopping working' as schedule reveals he averaged one event per day in January
26594 upvotes • comment • jan 31, 2019
I know three young ladies excited they are now legally my daughters!
26593 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
Trump says two years of his Presidential Term were stolen, and maybe his term should be illegally extended by two years. WTF kind of thing is that for a President to say? Two years of sanity has been stolen from world history.
26593 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
Recieved this in my change today... the word 'boner' hasn't made me laugh this hard in a long time. Thank you, you vandalizing stranger.
26593 upvotes • comment • jul 23, 2019
If you're 18-20, you get charged as an adult for the crime being a minor in possession of alcohol.
26592 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
Eat like nobody’s watching
26592 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2019
Republican Justin Amash accuses Barr of misrepresenting Mueller report
26591 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Scilla Gabel, Italian actress and Sophia Loren’s body double, 1957.
26591 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
“Yup... this is the spot...”
26589 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
Trump made up those 'high-level' Chinese trade-talk calls to boost markets, aides admit
26589 upvotes • comment • aug 29, 2019
Pope rejects abortion in cases of rape: "It’s never okay to hire ‘assassin’ to solve problem." Francis, it's never ok to rape kids, but your priests still did. It's never ok to rape nuns then force them to have abortions, but your priests did. Don't lecture the world about morality, Pope Jackass.
26589 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
Skeleton of a spider monkey
26588 upvotes • comment • dec 28, 2019
I made Kyle's Mom's a Bitch from South Park, In Beat Saber
26586 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
every engineering student
26585 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
Absolute genius
26585 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
Found her
26584 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
The only comfort we're left with
26583 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
How are 9/11 jokes rude and disrespectful when "Never nuke a country twice" and even Hitler are literally being memed?
26583 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
When you reach 100 years old in Barbados, you get a stamp in your honor.
26582 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
I made something...
26582 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
I'm a NYC-based pianist who got sick of the office life, resigned my job, and started renting out concert halls to give out my own concerts. Today I have a concert at Merkin Hall NYC and we're livestreaming the whole thing for free. AMA!
26582 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
LPT: If you want to make sure someone has learned the correct process, make them deliberately do everything as wrong as possible
26581 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
Me irl
26581 upvotes • comment • aug 08, 2019
Rescue Bro
26579 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
Lewis Hamilton Wins the 2019 Driver's Championship
26578 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
You know what happens when you assume
26577 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2019
Drinking salt
26576 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
This made me smile way to much.
26576 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2019
To all the Mothers around the world, ____________
26575 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
Bernie Sanders Calls Fact That Minimum Wage Worker Cannot Afford 2-Bedroom Apartment in Any U.S. State 'A National Disgrace'
26575 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
Trump says Navy SEAL charged with war crimes, committing premeditated murder and shooting at unarmed Iraqi civilians, will be moved to 'less restrictive confinement'
26574 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
Can’t believe I got this.
26573 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
Ted :( poor Ted
26573 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Lemme fix that for you
26573 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
Yo where do I sign up
26571 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2019
I stole it from a friend just like his virginity
26571 upvotes • comment • jan 05, 2019
Hold me
26571 upvotes • comment • jul 02, 2019
Teachers say Wikipedia is unreliable but they give us 13 year old textbooks to use
26570 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019