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Truly an existential question
50297 upvotes • comment • jul 19, 2019
What is like......the point?
50297 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
Speed-peeling garlic
50297 upvotes • comment • jun 17, 2019
Running in freshly cut grass
50295 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
Absolute savage
50294 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
The biggest plot hole of the Zombie Apocalypse is that every zombies pants would fall around their ankles once their waistline thinned out enough
50294 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
Truly a beautiful sequence of events
50291 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2019
Exactly
50290 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
TSA Officers Will Rally Friday At Pittsburgh International Airport
50289 upvotes • comment • jan 18, 2019
Playing an Xbox game on a PC with a PS4 controller, what a time to be alive
50286 upvotes • comment • dec 04, 2019
I made my boyfriend a cake for his birthday
50280 upvotes • comment • jan 22, 2019
Girlfriend left me and the dog home alone for the weekend. First thing I sent her.
50280 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2019
I support radical pineapple on pizza
50277 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019
A special type of stupid
50274 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
1985 & 2019. It's all I wanted for my 60th birthday (x-post /R/PastAndPresentPics)
50267 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
Roza Shanina, the 19 year old Soviet sniper who killed 54 Nazis during World War II.
50263 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
Howard Stern says Trump's border wall won't solve immigration problems: It's just something 'morons can get behind'
50257 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
Hit 'em with the ol' razzle dazzle
50254 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
Nintendo fan turns his TV into a giant Switch
50251 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
He didn't comment back
50249 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
It’s more than just the lasagna.
50248 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
What are some huge GREEN flags that are often overlooked?
50247 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
TIL Air Traffic Controllers have jobs so stressful they're required to retire at 56
50238 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
Determined Woman Prevents Her Car From Being Stolen In Broad Daylight
50235 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
This extra large chocolate chip
50234 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
How would you feel about a high school class called "Therapy" where kids are taught how to set boundaries and deal with their emotions in a healthy manner?
50232 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
Miles Taylor, a 99-pound man with cerebral palsy, accomplishes a 200-pound deadlift
50230 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
I made these trophies for a tournament this weekend
50225 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
Wheelchair too close to MRI machine
50224 upvotes • comment • jun 29, 2019
Cover up the hate
50223 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2019
Had dinner at a restaurant that employs waiters that are hearing and speaking impaired , an amazing experience!!
50220 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
Someone was playing Mario Kart on the Kansas City Royals video board
50215 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
Communicate ✔️
50214 upvotes • comment • aug 01, 2019
Woman who is suing the Mormon church after being raped by a church leader says someone is trying to silence her. Someone broke into her house and put drano in her orange juice, set fire to her car and roughed her up. This is what happens when you dare to take on the Mormon church.
50214 upvotes • comment • may 18, 2019
My dryer plays this jingle every time it finishes and I’ve wanted to do this for a year
50212 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
God dammit
50212 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
I want to think this is fake but alas
50207 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2019
Vegans destroyed by a Vegan
50206 upvotes • comment • jun 20, 2019
TIL Gravity moves at the Speed of Light and is not Instantaneous. If the Sun were to disappear, we would continue our elliptical orbit for an additional 8 minutes and 20 seconds, the same time it would take us to stop seeing the light (according to General Relativity).
50203 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2019
🔥 Devil’s Tower, Wyoming
50202 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Using Google Sheets to translate batches of words. Great for language learning.
50202 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
For those who have (still nothing) understood to #brexit
50201 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
The sauce flourish on my plate is a barrier to stop meat juice from reaching my fries
50201 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
Hong Kong protesters call for 'Mulan' boycott after star went public in support of police
50200 upvotes • comment • aug 16, 2019
it be like that
50200 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
People with chronic illnesses are often accused of faking being sick, when they actually more often are faking being well.
50200 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
LPT: for those of you going to college for the first time this month: GO TO CLASS! No matter how hungover, tired, or busy you may be, being present is the most important factor in succeeding in your first year as you adjust to living independently. Missing class is a slippery slope to failing out.
50199 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
I made a penny floor that worked out cheaper than a real floor !
50199 upvotes • comment • dec 15, 2019
Old Testament Carbs
50197 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
Please explain.
50195 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
Do they even have a case?
50193 upvotes • comment • nov 14, 2019
Got to scroll to the bottom
50192 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
I feel violated
50190 upvotes • comment • may 11, 2019
That's some next level BS.
50182 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
What book fucked you up mentally?
50179 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
Shout out to our boys on 18 wheels keeping POS like this lady from passing standstill traffic on the shoulder.
50177 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
That was smooth
50177 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
Redditors with toddlers, what’s the most recent illogical breakdown they’ve had?
50176 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
This sums up past 2 years!
50170 upvotes • comment • nov 05, 2019
Parents of reddit: what are your kids currently attempting to hide from you?
50161 upvotes • comment • aug 05, 2019
GoFundMe is refunding all donations made to the 'Build the Wall' fundraiser
50161 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
TIL After uniting Mongol tribes under one banner, Genghis Khan actually did not want any more war. To open up trade, Genghis Khan sent emissaries to Muhammad II of Khwarezm, but Khwarezm Empire killed the Mongolian party. Furious Genghis Khan demolished Khwarezmian Empire in two years.
50160 upvotes • comment • jan 03, 2019
This abandoned seal pup survived on the milk of a dead sheep for a couple days
50155 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
'It didn't make any sense': China censors all gay references in Bohemian Rhapsody leaving audiences confused
50151 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
All signs point the same way: Vladimir Putin has compromising information on Donald Trump
50149 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
Anyone can be tired
50148 upvotes • comment • nov 11, 2019
400-year-old bonsai tree that survived the bombing of Hiroshima.
50147 upvotes • comment • jul 08, 2019
Newly unearthed video shows Trump ‘meeting with Russians in Moscow in 1995’ over 'building project'
50141 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2019
this woman drifting in her car
50136 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
True friends
50134 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
My parents recreated their honeymoon picture 40 years later.
50132 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2019
Really?
50122 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
NES games painted & updated
50119 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
PC is a decade old, it's time
50113 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
President pressured staff to grant security clearance to Ivanka Trump
50110 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
Giant Squid Filmed in the Gulf of Mexico
50108 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
Didn't see that one coming...
50105 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
Smoke vs Vapor
50105 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
He's a bit slow, needs to be spoonfed everything.
50103 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
What is your favorite dead meme?
50101 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
Father of the year
50100 upvotes • comment • jan 23, 2019
A band’s lighting technician signals to his colleague as he tests the stage set-up - and the crowd copies him.
50099 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2019
Mortifying
50098 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2019
Jeffrey Epstein used foreign passport with fake name to enter Saudi Arabia: prosecutors
50098 upvotes • comment • jul 17, 2019
Footage from camera outside Jeffrey Epstein's cell deemed unusable
50096 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
TIL in 1989 96 people were killed at Hillsborough Stadium in Sheffield, England after they were crushed due to overcrowding. Although match attendees and hooliganism were first cited as the cause, a 2016 inquiry found the police to be at fault due to their mismanagement of the crowd.
50095 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
Dog that looks like a polar bear after having a bath.
50094 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
Cruising down the street in my 64
50091 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
🔥 A giant golden-crowned flying fox in someone’s backyard. 🔥
50086 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
The 9/11 Memorial given to the US from Russia.
50082 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2019
oh god oh fuck
50080 upvotes • comment • may 28, 2019
Just An 84-year-old Daughter Giving Her 107-year-old Mother Some Candy
50080 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
Mark Zuckerberg says TikTok is a threat to democracy, but didn't say he spent 6 months trying to buy its predecessor
50080 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
"Put your f***ing mouth shut" with the ending we all deserved.
50079 upvotes • comment • dec 23, 2019
Kevin Feige realising that people will watch literally anything as long as the Marvel Studios logo is there.
50076 upvotes • comment • jul 21, 2019
Caught sleeping on the job
50076 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019
Using someone’s pool when they aren’t home.
50072 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
CB compares my rates to a hooker.... He's also a known millionaire here
50069 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
What is an essential, not-so-obvious skill in life?
50067 upvotes • comment • jan 09, 2019
What’s the most bullshit “fact” you can make up that sounds true?
50064 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2019