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I walked out of a club and took my shoes off to walk more comfortably and I found I had somehow picked up a shot glass.
6244 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
ESAM on Leffen: "I'm really tired of it, im tired of him shaping the discourse, im tired of people parroting whatever he say, im tired that a maybe-pgr player still has this much influence on the COMPETITIVE scene. Yeah he's good in a bunch of FGs, but everyone in all scenes is tired of him"
6243 upvotes • comment • aug 25, 2019
Told a boy that the alt-right is bad and he started sending 10000 voice msgs calling me an idiot SJW 🥴👂🏻
6242 upvotes • comment • aug 11, 2019
[Diego Torres Romano] RM sources: Hazard came to Montreal 7kg overweight, since then he’s only lost a part of it.
6242 upvotes • comment • jul 29, 2019
LPT HR is not your friend. They are there primarily to look after the company's interests. Be very cautious about what you share unless required.
6242 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
Ready for the D?
6242 upvotes • comment • jan 17, 2019
War Eagle
6242 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
This satisfying Simpson street art.
6241 upvotes • comment • aug 19, 2019
MRW I'm walking into a bar already drunk af.
6240 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
Please no more
6240 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
All beverages are better without ice
6240 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
hmmm
6240 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
Luke Harper requests release from WWE
6238 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
[SNY] SNY has learned that the Yankees complained to the league about blinking lights in center field early on in Game 6 at Minute Maid Park
6238 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
[Post Game Thread] The Philadelphia 76ers (1-1) defeat the Toronto Raptors (1-1), 94-89, to even the series.
6238 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
Police officer on the run from the authorities after being accused of sexual assault of a teenager as well as many other charges in the past... also... my uncle. God, I hate this man with all my heart, my cousin did not deserve what happened to her.
6238 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
Ravioli Boy
6238 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
This is pretty easy....
6237 upvotes • comment • may 26, 2019
Drunk drivers are ogres, and not just because they have layers.
6236 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
Men of Reddit: What is your advice to us ladies when it comes to flirting and making the first move?
6236 upvotes • comment • jul 14, 2019
Me when I was 20
6235 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2019
Supportive grandpa
6231 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
What's the creepiest/strangest/scariest thing you've ever seen or experienced while driving on the highway?
6231 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
One of my favorite finds from Celebration!
6230 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
If someone identifies as some bs otherkin 'gender' I will not respect their delusions
6230 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
All the time
6229 upvotes • comment • aug 27, 2019
Sources: Evil Geniuses acquire Bang from 100 Thieves
6229 upvotes • comment • nov 20, 2019
Baolan on Doublelift and CoreJJ: "They’re a good bot lane...for North America"
6229 upvotes • comment • may 12, 2019
[Homemade] i made "cheesecake" filled chocolate chip cookies.
6227 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
My mother puts the dogs hair out for the birds to nest with...
6227 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
Blessed Autocorrect
6225 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
Is there a full version of this?
6225 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
life is like a box of chocolates
6224 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
[UPDATE] caught my (M38) wife (F27) flirting, kissing sending nudes to her line manager
6222 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
TIFU by putting my fish in the washing machine
6222 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
HMB while make an appearance on TV
6222 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
I'm a ramp agent at a minor international airport. Baggage handling, marshalling, fuelling, we do it all! AMA
6221 upvotes • comment • jun 01, 2019
You think you can stop petting me?!
6219 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
Dutch rape victim, 17, uses legal euthanasia to end life
6217 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019
People from countries without mass shooting problems, how many thoughts and prayers did it require?
6217 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
Tree trying to pull it's rival off the ground
6217 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
Should I sell my first home with a $130-150k profit? Then rent or buy another home?
6216 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross...
6216 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2019
Canadians See Alt-Right As Greatest Threat to National Security - Mainstreet Research
6215 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
Each ball is traveling in a straight line but together they´re circulating
6215 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2019
Apple Store starter pack
6213 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
Allow players to vote for maps or the entire coop gets it
6213 upvotes • comment • dec 07, 2019
German automotive newspaper „Auto Motor & Sport“ claims that the modified Tesla Model S achieved a 7:23min around the Nordschleife, beating the Porsche Taycan by 20s
6212 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2019
ME here, new to this EE thing, anyone know why my wires aren't stripping?
6211 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
60 lbs down thanks to keto and IF. I can finally fit back into the dresses I made 3 years ago! So glad I’ve found that my body and carbs just don’t get along
6210 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said
6209 upvotes • comment • may 19, 2019
A company pretends to plant trees to promote their business.
6208 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
Here’s an embarrassing clip of when I first played the game, I didn’t have the flame vent to scare him with fire, so I thought was this was the only way I could
6208 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
What’s something that’s happened to you recently that you want to brag about?
6207 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2019
He's loving it. ❤️
6203 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
AITA for playing a big prank on my religious cousins?
6200 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
The Prime Minister of the UK wrote this mess of a book
6198 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
The Astros Train Whistle Is Wrong
6198 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Star Trek: Picard - Teaser
6198 upvotes • comment • may 23, 2019
Aquasomnia, Game (Minecraft), 960x960
6197 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
Woman decides that if she can’t have a job, food must be shit
6197 upvotes • comment • may 25, 2019
Hi Reddit! We’re the team behind Microsoft Edge and we’re excited to answer your questions about the latest preview builds of Microsoft Edge. We’ve been working hard and we can’t wait to hear what you think. Ask us anything!
6196 upvotes • comment • jun 13, 2019
EM tries to take my spot in the pew AT A FUNERAL
6193 upvotes • comment • nov 12, 2019
White House ‘Destroyed’ Documents Instead Of Turning Them Over To Mueller, Alleges Former Aide
6192 upvotes • comment • may 05, 2019
It is green what do you mean
6191 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
Savathun is the true main character of Destiny
6190 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Fire fighter assisted police by bringing bongs to police after I denied them access to my house
6190 upvotes • comment • nov 24, 2019
I Need Healing [OC]
6190 upvotes • comment • may 15, 2019
Dear men of reddit, what is up with the whole "marriage is the end of my life" deal. Why get married if you aren't excited for it? Or better yet, why is it a trope?
6189 upvotes • comment • jan 07, 2019
Being on your period doesn’t make it acceptable to be a dick to your other half.
6188 upvotes • comment • jun 27, 2019
CDR is too powercreeped.
6187 upvotes • comment • jul 12, 2019
The saga mural at Star Wars Celebration Chicago
6187 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
People that say they don't want a "white male" democratic candidate are as racist as the people that refused to vote for Obama because he is black.
6186 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2019
So apparently frenworld can show up in the trending page.
6185 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
Sky Zoomies
6185 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2019
[Marks] Here is the breakdown of the Giannis Antetokounmpo supermax extension that he is eligible to sign in the summer of 2020: 20/21 $43.75 21/22 $47.25 22/23 $50.75 23/24 $54.25 24/25 $57.75 Total $253.75M
6184 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
Sheriff's deputy is renting from me, refuses to remove his dog and is now making threats (Texas)
6183 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
If women are able to say “Only 5’9 and above” on Tinder, men should be able to say “140lbs or less”.
6182 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2019
This season, Russell Westbrook has had a higher chance of getting a triple double (44.9%) than making a field goal attempt (42.6%)
6182 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
It Has Been Returned!
6181 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
GlObAl wARmIng fUckInG MElts poOr kITteR tO DeATh
6181 upvotes • comment • may 14, 2019
*cough cough*
6181 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
This tool from a restoring video
6180 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
Too smart to appreciate a good play on words.
6180 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
How Is The United States Such A Powerful Superpower & Yet Americans Seem To Be So Stupid?
6180 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
I added Lake Baikal to the interesting view of the Great Lakes
6179 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
Are scratchy tippy taps allowed?
6179 upvotes • comment • may 13, 2019
The Doc tries to roast xQc
6178 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019
This is why adoption and the US is so behind when it comes to Bitcoin and Cryptocurrency. Have a look at this shocking video from Congress.
6178 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
Cheating? Found a clean sock that is not mine.
6177 upvotes • comment • may 06, 2019
pocket kitten
6176 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
Jesus is watching you
6176 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
Im 15 And This Is Yeet
6173 upvotes • comment • may 29, 2019
🔥 A bobcat dragging a shark out of the water on the coast of Florida 🔥
6173 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
Harvard wants to know your location
6172 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
I almost couldn't believe this was possible
6172 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
Danny devito hitting puberty (1956)
6171 upvotes • comment • may 03, 2019
For real, photo mode was an underappreciated gem
6170 upvotes • comment • jun 04, 2019
AITA for not slowing down baseball with my son for my stepdaughter?
6170 upvotes • comment • jun 10, 2019
[Marc Stein]Giannis Antetokounmpo and Carmelo Anthony and were just named East and West Player of the Week by the NBA
6170 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019