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The middle one is a savage
80619 upvotes • comment • dec 02, 2019
I bought a label maker for this joke
80618 upvotes • comment • jul 26, 2019
Into the Sarlacc pit with you!
80613 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
Trying to make friends on a game without a chat function
80609 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
Farmer creating a buffer around his land as a wildfire closes in
80608 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
My Great Great Aunt's 100 year old nursing kit has a vile full of cocaine tablets and a syringe.
80598 upvotes • comment • may 31, 2019
Every Legend of Zelda
80598 upvotes • comment • jun 22, 2019
You 1.8k people wanted it
80598 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
Witnessing child birth for the first time
80578 upvotes • comment • may 16, 2019
My Lara Croft Cosplay
80570 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2019
This cracked glass viewing window at the zoo.
80553 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
astrophysics meets astrology
80552 upvotes • comment • jul 01, 2019
A stand for bikers to hold on to while waiting for the traffic lights in Sweden.
80552 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2019
My friend has been practicing restoring and colorizing old photos.
80521 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
In case anyone missed the Adam Levine halftime show
80516 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2019
How Amazon delivers your packages
80510 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
Bird dog encounters birds at the pet store
80500 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
Prosthetic leg progression
80465 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
This took me a long time to make
80462 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
I took a photo of every planet in our solar system and adjusted their size to show how huge our Sun is. Zoom in to see how tiny Earth is in comparison. [OC]
80459 upvotes • comment • nov 17, 2019
should i wear this to prom? if enough people say yes than ill do it and post pictures.
80447 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
There is a well known saying that goes "Always give the hardest job to the laziest person because they will find the easiest way to do it" what is the best real-life example to this you have seen?
80434 upvotes • comment • dec 17, 2019
Posting newborn’s weight and length makes childbirth rather too similar to fishing
80425 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
Yummy
80411 upvotes • comment • jan 24, 2019
Just saw this from local news...
80410 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2019
Just imagine if trucks and guns have the same safety regulations
80390 upvotes • comment • aug 14, 2019
Police mistake homeowner for burglar, arrest him even after identifying himself.
80384 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2019
to make his death look like a suicide
80373 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2019
Kristen Stewart forgot she had cut her hair
80370 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
5th wheel used to aid in parallel parking in 1933.
80363 upvotes • comment • jul 20, 2019
This little dude and I have had breakfast/lunch together everyday for the last 4 weeks, always bring him something to eat and he just sits next to me for my entire break at work. My dude.
80359 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
Rally against the dictatorship. Venezuela 12/02/19
80339 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2019
Rick Astley recreates multiple scenes from Never Gonna Give You Up to celebrate its 35th anniversary
80319 upvotes • comment • jun 21, 2019
This helecopter picture of the aftermath from the California earthquakes.
80308 upvotes • comment • jul 07, 2019
My wife finishing off her last beer of 2018.
80304 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
I subsist on the dew of the universe, I dunno about you guys.
80302 upvotes • comment • nov 19, 2019
A simple compliment? Just look at me and I'm sold.
80298 upvotes • comment • jul 18, 2019
Struck gold in my attic....literally!
80295 upvotes • comment • jan 01, 2019
Ohio city to stop observing Columbus Day, make Election Day holiday instead
80292 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
Either body soap or hair soap, Grafo not dum dum
80253 upvotes • comment • dec 30, 2019
I saw the Google Earth cursor moving over Sweden yesterday.
80243 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
DAY 3: DO NOT LET THIS DIE, DO NOT LET HONG KONG BE FORGOTTEN
80240 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2019
Baby’s first glasses
80228 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
Had a volunteer help me make these stools out of our discarded books for new library seating.
80227 upvotes • comment • jan 15, 2019
Firstworld problems for an asian girl
80200 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
This pic of an ending day.
80174 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
Facebook’s only Dutch factchecker has quit over the social network’s refusal to allow them to highlight political lies as being false. “What is the point of fighting fake news if you are not allowed to tackle politicians?” Hoekman asked.
80160 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
First Official Image from "Zombieland: Double Tap"
80159 upvotes • comment • jan 29, 2019
Choosing a Mutual Fund > PayPal
80157 upvotes • comment • jan 13, 2019
There was a young kitten that lived in a slipper.
80154 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
The escape artist
80148 upvotes • comment • jul 27, 2019
Using the sanitizer opens the bathroom door. Why is this not a thing?
80134 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Amazing, just incredible
80121 upvotes • comment • jul 24, 2019
What song is 10/10, yet hardly anyone has heard of it?
80118 upvotes • comment • nov 10, 2019
Toyota UK gets roasted by NFS!
80112 upvotes • comment • aug 21, 2019
Apply to be a crop duster they said, it would be fun they said
80107 upvotes • comment • nov 03, 2019
Flooding in a shopping center, band decides to play Titanic's music theme
80106 upvotes • comment • jun 09, 2019
U.S. Air Traffic on September 11, 2001
80089 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2019
Absolutely terrifying shot of a Great White deep in the black depths.
80073 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2019
TIL of The Rolex Murder. On July 28, 1996, a man’s body washed up on a trawler in the UK seas. There was no identification on the body except a 25-year-old Rolex Oyster on his wrist. As Rolex maintains such meticulous service records, they were able to ID the victim and ultimately the murderer.
80073 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2019
TIL The original word for 'bear' has been lost. People in middle ages were superstitious and thought saying the animal's name would summon it. They called it 'bear' which means 'the brown one' to avoid saying its actual name.
80053 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
Guess who was next to me on my train home from work
80049 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2019
Mad lass
80043 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019
Anti-vaxxers are among the top 'threats to global health' in 2019, WHO declares.
80040 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
Letter from a trapped coal miner says goodbye to his wife, 1902
80036 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
He's looking around for someone to save him. RIP my dude.
80023 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
Most of my family haven't seen this pic of my wife and I but I'm hoping that Reddit will like it. The happiest I've ever been.
80020 upvotes • comment • jan 19, 2019
TIL of ablaut reduplication, an unwritten English rule that makes "tick-tock" sound normal, but not "tock-tick". When repeating words, the first vowel is always an I, then A or O. "Chit chat" not "chat chit"; "ping pong" not "pong ping", etc. It's unclear why this rule exists, but it's never broken
80017 upvotes • comment • dec 11, 2019
My boyfriend never had a dog before I came along.
80004 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
Top lads taking down a terrorist after he killed 2 on London Bridge
79999 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019
TIL that koalas have one of the smallest brains in proportion to body weight of any mammal. They are so dumb, that when presented with leaves on a flat surface instead of on branches, they are unable to recognize them as food and will not eat them.
79989 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
Which Celebrity gives you the quickest boner once you look at them?
79987 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
Well Reddit, it’s been four years since I stood up for the first time after my double lung transplant. I’m still standing.
79986 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
Hunting dog meets a pack of wolves
79978 upvotes • comment • nov 04, 2019
There's always that one guy
79978 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019
A teacher shows that a bull in a square full of people does not attack anyone if it is not threatened
79963 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2019
Lepa Radić was a 17 year old Yugoslav partisan who was sentenced to death for shooting at Nazis. When she was offered a way out of the gallows if she revealed the names of her accomplices, she declined saying they'd reveal themselves when they came to avenge her.
79961 upvotes • comment • nov 29, 2019
TIL that when released in France in 2007, Ratatouille was not only praised for its technical accuracy and attention to culinary detail, it also drew the 4th highest opening-day attendance in French movie history.
79951 upvotes • comment • jan 04, 2019
Dead and buried
79933 upvotes • comment • may 17, 2019
Terry doesn't suffer fools
79926 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2019
Size doesn’t matter <3
79926 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
This dude finding his grandmothers knife
79898 upvotes • comment • nov 30, 2019
You could throw a rock into a lake and be the last person to ever touch that rock until the end of time
79893 upvotes • comment • jan 27, 2019
A good boy protects his humans
79892 upvotes • comment • nov 26, 2019
Was worried about bringing my new pupper home to my cat. I was right, it’s a massacre
79891 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster
79884 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
Got blocked lol
79880 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
Soviet Cosmonaut Sergei Krikalev stuck in space during the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991
79870 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
I think that siren is broken
79868 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
Geodude in 4K looks menacing
79861 upvotes • comment • jan 06, 2019
The tides have turned..
79846 upvotes • comment • jun 23, 2019
ICE arrests rapper 21 Savage, says he is actually British and overstayed visa
79835 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2019
This detergent comes in a cardboard bottle
79808 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
AK-47 muzzle blast deflecting rain
79800 upvotes • comment • jan 20, 2019
Ain't nobody gone mention this ?
79787 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
Here’s what 250lbs of recovered food waste looks like. Instead of the dumpster, it’s going to feed 90 people. #StopHunger
79786 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
Harden hit himself in the face
79783 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2019
Difference between a small and a large beer
79780 upvotes • comment • jan 14, 2019
Dropped my school hard drive and it stopped working. On the way to get it fixed, lost my 1982 Cadillac Seville because a guy made an illegal left hand turn. A day later, my pet bird died. Worst week of my life.
79770 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
My buddy is a tattoo artist. He’s also my personal hero.
79769 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019