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Somebody give a promotion to the person writing these descriptions.
43917 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
Me_irl
43910 upvotes • comment • nov 16, 2019
This kitty wants to be an excavator when he grows up
43908 upvotes • comment • jun 08, 2019
Former Blackwater guard convicted for 2007 massacre of civilians in Baghdad | World news
43907 upvotes • comment • jan 02, 2019
He replied 8 months later with redemption
43906 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
Blue Opal
43903 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
One illegally sold cigarettes, the other killed 20 people. Guess which is which.
43899 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
The wolf on this van has eyes which light up with the brake lights
43898 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2019
White supremacist gets life for running down black man
43896 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
Danny DeVito to Receive Lifetime Achievement Award for Acting at Camerimage Film Festival
43896 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
Borrowed my neighbor’s truck he never drives to haul some stuff. Wanted to be nice and bring it back filled up since it was almost empty when I got it
43894 upvotes • comment • aug 12, 2019
Maybe Maybe Maybe
43892 upvotes • comment • nov 28, 2019
Lawmakers, Trump reach tentative deal to reopen government: report
43891 upvotes • comment • jan 25, 2019
It’s a me, Mario
43890 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
In 1953, Edmund Hillary and Tenzig Norgay (Sherpa) were the first human beings to ever reach the summit of Mount Everest. This is the only proof. It is a photo that Hillary took of Norgay with his axe. Norgay offered to take one of Hillary but he declined. The stayed at the summit for 15 minutes.
43890 upvotes • comment • nov 27, 2019
TIL Warren Buffet, a billionaire worth ~$50 billion, was audited by the IRS in 1944 when he was 14 for making more than $500 during his paper route. He filed a tax return and was able to get a $45 return for bicycle maintenance and a broken watch.
43890 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
I bought this extension cord last night...
43889 upvotes • comment • jul 06, 2019
Trying to Paint Stan Lee out as an ignorant bigot...nice try
43888 upvotes • comment • dec 25, 2019
Yikes
43887 upvotes • comment • jul 30, 2019
TIL that former NBA player and devout Mormon, Shawn Bradley, was once fined $10k for not going to a mandatory team meeting at a strip club
43887 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2019
Clearly
43887 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
A solid piece of advice
43886 upvotes • comment • dec 29, 2019
State Department lawyers found the White House Office of Management and Budget, and thus the president, had no legal standing to block spending of the Ukraine aid in a legal finding conveyed in a classified memorandum to Secretary of State Michael Pompeo
43885 upvotes • comment • nov 09, 2019
Winter wonderland in Switzerland
43882 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
Sorry i don't speak oil
43881 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2019
If you could call yourself 10 years ago and speak for 1minute, what would you say?
43878 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2019
I built a familiar island
43878 upvotes • comment • aug 10, 2019
WCGW if we agitate this camel?
43878 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
I found a very small frog
43878 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
Kid runs from cops, this is how I saw it from my POV
43876 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
Imperius Diablo.
43875 upvotes • comment • aug 22, 2019
Amputating Mike Wazowski’s legs would be exactly the same as beheading him.
43871 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2019
TIL many of the "Real Facts" printed inside Snapple bottle caps are outdated, incomplete, inaccurate or just plain false.
43869 upvotes • comment • jun 14, 2019
They decided to completely cover their tenants' windows with ads because who needs natural light and fresh air?
43868 upvotes • comment • nov 18, 2019
She was adopted a day prior. Do you think she’s happy?
43868 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2019
The endbattle we deserved.
43864 upvotes • comment • may 08, 2019
She is one proud mother
43862 upvotes • comment • aug 18, 2019
Arthur the Rhino was injured attempting to protect his mom from poachers. He lost his mom, but the Care for Wild Sanctuary is protecting him and nursing him back to health.
43862 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
Subway station in Frankfurt looks like its submerged in the street
43861 upvotes • comment • jun 28, 2019
Unvaccinated 6 year old contracts tetanus
43855 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
Her4e's what happens when a famous YouTuber (Swaggersouls) asks a huge crowd to all crack their knuckles at the same time at a live event.
43853 upvotes • comment • dec 05, 2019
[OC] Recognizing Handwritten Digits As They Are Being Drawn
43851 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
Coming soon...
43848 upvotes • comment • jan 28, 2019
Hong Kong police made no arrests after mob assaulted commuters, protesters, journalists in Yuen Long
43845 upvotes • comment • jul 22, 2019
WCGW if I make eyeball tattoo?
43845 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
I say this qualifies for dad reflexes
43841 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Me irl
43839 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2019
The real MVP
43834 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2019
me_irl
43834 upvotes • comment • jul 25, 2019
Well if you say so
43833 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2019
Stuck the landing
43832 upvotes • comment • jun 19, 2019
Hong Kong police releasing undercover "protesters" to ramp up violence
43830 upvotes • comment • nov 15, 2019
This mosque in Istanbul looks like it was rendered on the lowest settings possible
43829 upvotes • comment • may 10, 2019
Salesforce’s Marc Benioff calls for a ‘new capitalism’ where billionaires pay higher taxes - higher taxes would “help generate trillions of dollars” needed to advance important causes, like fighting climate change.
43829 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2019
Happy pet chicken being cuddled
43827 upvotes • comment • aug 09, 2019
Which historical figure would be the most obnoxious Instagram "influencer"?
43825 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2019
Too Smol, He Can’t Even Make Footprints
43824 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
I hacked the air conditioner of my office
43823 upvotes • comment • jun 24, 2019
What seems to be overrated, until you actually try it?
43818 upvotes • comment • jun 30, 2019
This good girl is patient when it comes to dental hygiene.
43817 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
The Perfect Headshot
43816 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2019
These aren't lone wolf's. This is a movement.
43815 upvotes • comment • aug 04, 2019
It be like that sometimes
43810 upvotes • comment • nov 21, 2019
Victims of workplace mistreatment may also be seen as bullies themselves, even if they've never engaged in such behavior, and despite exemplary performance. Bullies, on the other hand, may be given a pass if they are liked by their supervisor, finds a new study about bias toward victim blaming.
43810 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
Think this counts
43809 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2019
Make it so.
43808 upvotes • comment • dec 14, 2019
“Is This Real?”: Trump Sends Third-Grade Reading-Level Letter to Erdoğan The president crosses the line from pretty crazy to clinically insane.
43807 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2019
The pictures in this pub go round corners.
43806 upvotes • comment • nov 02, 2019
Small victories
43804 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
Franklin D. Roosevelt Jr. in college, fall of 1937
43803 upvotes • comment • jul 10, 2019
Quebec denies French citizen's immigration application because chapter of thesis was in English
43803 upvotes • comment • nov 07, 2019
Mongolian huntress with her eagle
43802 upvotes • comment • nov 13, 2019
Accurate
43801 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2019
Ghosting is for dickheads.
43800 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
Jacob Wohl’s latest grift: Pretending to travel the world but forgetting to pose in front of a different fence.
43799 upvotes • comment • aug 30, 2019
Interesting VR.
43799 upvotes • comment • aug 15, 2019
Pay your respects by investing in our unsung heroes!
43799 upvotes • comment • may 20, 2019
Leading architects and engineers are calling for all-glass skyscrapers to be banned because they are too difficult and expensive to cool. “If you’re building a greenhouse in a climate emergency, it’s a pretty odd thing to do to say the least”
43797 upvotes • comment • jul 28, 2019
Bernie Sanders, in 1986, fighting against the stigma of homosexuality at the time and literally risked his career doing so (Burlington city council wanted to oust him for this)
43797 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2019
Sorry, I can’t give that to you right now
43795 upvotes • comment • jan 11, 2019
Call The Doctor
43794 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2019
Oil is now expenzive
43793 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2019
FBI may be probing some pardons by former Kentucky governor Matt Bevin
43792 upvotes • comment • dec 26, 2019
Two different Delivery Methods
43789 upvotes • comment • jul 16, 2019
Cursed_Date
43788 upvotes • comment • aug 07, 2019
My team placed 2nd at Illinois State for Special Olympics Basketball :)
43785 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
Six years of college for this?
43784 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2019
Still waiting
43782 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
Michael Bloomberg Thinks That Xi Jinping Is Not a Dictator
43779 upvotes • comment • dec 03, 2019
Pro life catholic: I won’t donate to planned parenthood, even if the majority of what they do is good, because I disagree with abortion. Same catholic: I’ll still donate to the Catholic Church, even if they covered up child rape, because the majority of what they do is good.
43779 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
marcos chaves nissan maxima vs porsche
43772 upvotes • comment • may 27, 2019
Nãljeen, Conquerer of Thirst
43772 upvotes • comment • jul 13, 2019
The look from the girl in blue
43771 upvotes • comment • aug 06, 2019
My wife squeezes toothpaste like this. I’m thinking divorce is the only option.
43770 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2019
This is Juniper. She likes to hold my boyfriend's head while she naps.
43768 upvotes • comment • dec 08, 2019
My dad converted a old Mini-Cooper into a electric Car.
43768 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2019
Jeff Goldblum found out that my friend keeps a framed photo of him on her desk. They both seem very pleased.
43765 upvotes • comment • aug 20, 2019
Actors and their stuntmen
43763 upvotes • comment • jun 25, 2019
TIL: Binghamton University researchers have been working on a self-healing concrete that uses a specific type of fungi as a healing agent. When the fungus is mixed with concrete, it lies dormant until cracks appear, when spores germinate, grow and precipitate calcium carbonate to heal the cracks.
43761 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2019
This is my favorite painting I've painted this year. A wizard turning a cloud into a cat.
43761 upvotes • comment • nov 25, 2019